Internet Debate: 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by scho63

The first few guys are ****ED

This is why the Gorilla would win. The psychological advantage is what puts this over the edge.

The Gorilla is much bigger and stronger than the biggest human. I don’t give a shit what training you have, you see the first 10 guys getting their heads smashed and and spines crushed screaming in agony, you’re pissing your pants.

[ROYC75]

How big is the Gorilla?

What are the surrounding?

With no weapons, that big ape is going to hurt a lot of men, very quick!

[Spott]

Has this gorilla been to many ballparks?

[Megatron96]

In the natural world, say in the jungle or mountains/woods, the gorilla would just escape. No group of men are going to chase down a gorilla over broken/rough terrains.

I think the idea for this 'game,' is that for some reason the gorilla and the men are going to fight to the death; there's no escape/make friends option. They're fighting until one side is dead.

I'm guessing the idea is basically gladiator-style in the Coliseum, for example.



And someone else mentioned it would make a difference depending on what kind of men and gorilla we're talking about. And i completely agree. I think obviously it would have to be a full-grown in-its-prime silverback, 500+ lbs. strength of 10+ men kind of gorilla. And can't forget that gorilla's bite, with an average bite strength of over 1,300 psi. that's 8-9 times that of a human, and 3 times more than an African Lion, nearly 4 times the pressure needed to crush a coconut, or a human skull.

And the men would be . . . that could get more interesting. The 'average' man has the strength of a baby gorilla (at best), and nearly every animal on the planet has a stronger bite. The men would have to actually beat the gorilla to death using just hands/feet.



100 NFL LBs from the 1970s? I might take the men.




100 of the "Greatest Generation? in their primes? The men.




100 men of the current generation just randomly picked from American HS/colleges fresh off their last game of HALO or whatever? I'm taking the gorilla.




100 NBA players from this year's rosters? Gorilla.


And so on

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

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100 NFL LBs from the 1970s? I might take the men.




100 of the "Greatest Generation? in their primes? The men.




100 men of the current generation just randomly picked from American HS/colleges fresh off their last game of HALO or whatever? I'm taking the gorilla.




100 NBA players from this year's rosters? Gorilla.


And so on

100 professional soccer players? The first one would get hit and the other 99 would all fling themselves to the ground and roll around in pretend agony.

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

100 professional soccer players? The first one would get hit and the other 99 would all fling themselves to the ground and roll around in pretend agony.

lol, yeah, which is the same reason the gorilla would beat the NBA players. 20-30 of them would flop to the ground and play dead before they got anywhere near the gorilla. Another 30-40 of them would spend the whole time trying to find a ref to plead with until the gorilla grabbed them and ripped their arms/legs off. Would probably still be crying about the officiating while being torn apart, lol.

[irafreak]

What about 100 women?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by irafreak

What about 100 women?

It might take a while, but I could do it.

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by irafreak

What about 100 women?

Gorilla is going to choke himself to death out of frustration….waiting for them to get ready and set up their phones for insta pics.

[BlackHelicopters]

100 gorillas or Mike Ditka.

[Demonpenz]

100 neighborhoods cats piss vs cinderblocks

[AlbertDan]

Originally Posted by comochiefsfan

This has been going viral the past couple days.

Who would win in a fight: 100 unarmed men or 1 gorilla?

I personally think the sheer number of humans would overpower the gorilla and people are both 1. Underestimating how many people 100 is, and 2. Overestimating the strength and stamina of a gorilla.

Verdict: 100 men win fairly comfortably with the caveat that there will be some casualties.

What say you? 100 men or 1 gorilla?

Maybe people are overestimating the stamina, but in terms of strength, they're pretty damn powerful.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by AlbertDan

Maybe people are overestimating the stamina, but in terms of strength, they're pretty damn powerful.

Agreed. I wouldn't give 20 men a chance. It would take the gorilla about three seconds per man to turn them into pudding. You have to have enough men being turned into pudding to exhaust the gorilla.

[Fish]

Seems like it would be a piece of cake for the 100 men, as long as you could determine which ~30 of the men are willing to die while tiring the gorilla out...

[Rain Man]

And while we're here, I'll note that 100 men would not stand a chance against a gorilla-sized ermine. The cleaning staff would be mopping blood off of the ceiling afterwards.