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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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A Porsche driving experience with Paul Walker.
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I would trust hospice care administered by BadGirl, before I trust the Chiefs.
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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Jason Pierre-Paul teaching my kids how to light fireworks
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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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Hydration advice from Korey Stringer.
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Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
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I would trust a "redshirt" Star Trek character with a generic name to survive more than the Chiefs.
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Poser
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: BFE, MO
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I would trust Sedated with my last bag of weed more than I trust the Chiefs to win.
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#82 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I'd trust marital conflict resolution advice from OJ Simpson more than I trust Andy Reid and the Chiefs.
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#83 |
Praise Him
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: none ya
Casino cash: $4755486
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Mexican tap water
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#84 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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Lorena Bobbitt shaving my scrotum
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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I would trust sitting next to pee wee Herman at a XXX and not getting any pecker snot on me more than I trust the Chiefs.
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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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The grapple line and harness at Kemper Arena.
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#87 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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An airplane ride with John Denver
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#88 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
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A night out on the town with Biggie and Tupac
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#89 |
Cheat Death
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Bath time with Andrea Yates.
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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Top Ten Things I trust more than the Chiefs winning:
1. My Mom and Dad rising from the dead 2. The leaders of Iran, Russia, and North Korea 3. Winning the Powerball lottery next time it exceeds $100 million dollars 4. Having a menage-a-trois with Salma Hayek and Kate Upton within the next year 5. Obama will resign and Hillary will be arrested before the end of football season 6. General Electric will hire me to be their new CEO 7. The Pulitzer Prize will be awarded to me for my fantastic CP threads and posts 8. The next Silicon Valley dot-com billion dollar startup will be my company and idea 9. Being on next year's cover of People Magazine as Sexiest Man Alive 10. I become the hottest DILF in Porn Star history, named "Ho Lovin Scho"
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