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09-06-2022, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Dear Carlota,
I have this imaginary girlfriend that I told everyone about and I am real ashamed. Sadly, this isn't the first time. See, my Mom thinks I am a real ladies man and that I am attractive. She always tells me so. Truth is, I am a 36 year old virgin with no money, no job, bad complexion, out of shape, still live at home and sleep on a couch in the attic. I spend most of my time online playing video games and posting tall tales on social media sites. I really want to come clean but I am real embarrassed. What should I do? Signed. CJ
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