Lincoln & Kennedy----Amayzing!!!

Jenson71 · 07-10-2004, 04:50 PM

If you really look into it, I bet I have some amazing connections with Lincoln as well.

First off, his name was Abraham, and my name isn't, but I read about some guy in the bible named Abraham. And I read that part on a Friday (the day Lincoln was shot!!!)

Lincoln was shot in the head and as a baby, I was dropped on my head.

Abraham Lincoln was around 6'6" tall and wore a top hat and if I wore a big enough top hat, I could look 6'6" tall.

Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater, and I once drove a Ford to a movie theater.

Lincoln was shot by a southerner and I have been to Florida once.

Lincoln was the 16th president, and I am 16 years old.

Lincoln has 7 letters in it and if you take the initial of my first name and add it to my last, it equals 7.

**alpha_omega** · 07-10-2004, 05:03 PM

At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

07-10-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by alpha_omega

At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

You know what's crazy? Both his names have 7 letters and he was caught in a theater after running from a whorehouse.

Pitt Gorilla · 07-10-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by alpha_omega

At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...

07-10-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...

Lucky for you, huh?

07-10-2004, 04:50 PM	#1
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	If you really look into it, I bet I have some amazing connections with Lincoln as well. First off, his name was Abraham, and my name isn't, but I read about some guy in the bible named Abraham. And I read that part on a Friday (the day Lincoln was shot!!!) Lincoln was shot in the head and as a baby, I was dropped on my head. Abraham Lincoln was around 6'6" tall and wore a top hat and if I wore a big enough top hat, I could look 6'6" tall. Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater, and I once drove a Ford to a movie theater. Lincoln was shot by a southerner and I have been to Florida once. Lincoln was the 16th president, and I am 16 years old. Lincoln has 7 letters in it and if you take the initial of my first name and add it to my last, it equals 7.
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07-10-2004, 05:03 PM	#2
alpha_omega Supporter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Liberty Casino cash: $-1870000	At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.
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