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Old 05-02-2025, 11:34 AM  
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Internet Debate: 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla
This has been going viral the past couple days.

Who would win in a fight: 100 unarmed men or 1 gorilla?

I personally think the sheer number of humans would overpower the gorilla and people are both 1. Underestimating how many people 100 is, and 2. Overestimating the strength and stamina of a gorilla.

Verdict: 100 men win fairly comfortably with the caveat that there will be some casualties.

What say you? 100 men or 1 gorilla?
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Old 05-05-2025, 02:34 PM   #121
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They’re vegetarians and don’t kill for sport.
What you want is a chimpanzee.
Hmmm wonder what would happen if you put 100 men, 20 Chimps and 1 Silverback in a fight to the death.

Would the Chimp team up with the Silverback? Attack both humans and Silverback? Would the Gorilla attack the Chimp?
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Old 05-05-2025, 03:21 PM   #122
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I think we all hail our new chimpanzee overlords.
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Old 05-05-2025, 03:43 PM   #123
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I think we all hail our new chimpanzee overlords.
When do we start bringing in Orangutans into this?
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Old 05-05-2025, 03:59 PM   #124
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100 men would win against 1 gorilla.

At an average of 225 lbs per man, thats 22,500 pounds of weight. That would crush the gorilla.

However by comparison, 1 seasonal thread beats 100 offseason threads.
how the **** are 100 men going to stand in the same place. The question is really 1 gorilla vs 5 or 6 men 20 times.
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Old 05-05-2025, 04:06 PM   #125
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The gorilla would wear down really fast. He'd do a ton of damage, but they're almost entirely made from fast twitch muscles. They can pack a lot of power into a quick attack, but he's gonna wear down by the time it'd take him to kill 10-20 people.

The men would have to be really disciplined and they'd need the right strategy. The psychological toll would be huge too, but 100 men are going to wear it down pretty quick.
good thing human beings are so adept at cooperation and discipline.
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Old 05-05-2025, 04:43 PM   #126
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Hmmm wonder what would happen if you put 100 men, 20 Chimps and 1 Silverback in a fight to the death.

Would the Chimp team up with the Silverback? Attack both humans and Silverback? Would the Gorilla attack the Chimp?


chimps vs. silverbacks does happen in the wild. Not often, but it's been recorded. Chimps can't kill a silverback, but they can basically win through attrition of numbers. But any one chimp can easily take on 3-5 men and win.
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Old 05-05-2025, 05:12 PM   #128
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Old 05-05-2025, 08:25 PM   #130
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how the **** are 100 men going to stand in the same place. The question is really 1 gorilla vs 5 or 6 men 20 times.
This is why the Gorilla will win. After seeing the Gorilla whip ass, tear off, bite off the men's limbs, the physiological mind set will set in on the men seeing the Gorilla winning that the men will give up, sparing their own life or limbs!
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Old 05-05-2025, 10:12 PM   #132
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Just be sure to pick a few really tall and frail weaklings to throw at the gorilla first so there's a sharp femur or two laying around to stab it in the neck with.
This has actually got me leaning towards the men for sure. What you do is make it Squid Game like. You get 100 broke and desperate men with families. You tell them whomever makes it out alive, splits a huge pot. But you let them know if the Gorilla kills all of them, it gets their wives and kids next. That should take care of the motivation. The dudes who die, their families get their cut, I guess would be fair. Yes, a few men would fall but the others use those dudes bones as weapons. The dudes who are sacrificed are heroes and everyone else is happy. Charge $99 per TV set for pay per view. Profit.
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This has actually got me leaning towards the men for sure. What you do is make it Squid Game like. You get 100 broke and desperate men with families. You tell them whomever makes it out alive, splits a huge pot. But you let them know if the Gorilla kills all of them, it gets their wives and kids next. That should take care of the motivation. The dudes who die, their families get their cut, I guess would be fair. Yes, a few men would fall but the others use those dudes bones as weapons. The dudes who are sacrificed are heroes and everyone else is happy. Charge $99 per TV set for pay per view. Profit.
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This has actually got me leaning towards the men for sure. What you do is make it Squid Game like. You get 100 broke and desperate men with families. You tell them whomever makes it out alive, splits a huge pot. But you let them know if the Gorilla kills all of them, it gets their wives and kids next. That should take care of the motivation. The dudes who die, their families get their cut, I guess would be fair. Yes, a few men would fall but the others use those dudes bones as weapons. The dudes who are sacrificed are heroes and everyone else is happy. Charge $99 per TV set for pay per view. Profit.
Can we include the Paul Brothers and Alex Smiff as 3 of the 100 men?
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