WTF is wrong with people? Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

[KCWolfman]

To the tune of Daniel by Bernie Taupin and Elton John


Daniel is preaching tonight at the zoo
I can hear the roar of the lions, I bet that he can too
Oh, and I can see Daniel slip there and fall
God it looks like Daniel, being shaken just like a rag doll

Daniel with Lions
You are braver than me
Do you still feel the pain
In the nub below your knee

Your eyes are blind
Wild felines just aren't kind
Daniel, you've a scaaaaaaaaaarrrr
in the place where your face used to be

[FAX]

Originally Posted by KCWolfman

To the tune of Daniel by Bernie Taupin and Elton John


Daniel is preaching tonight at the zoo
I can hear the roar of the lions, I bet that he can too
Oh, and I can see Daniel slip there and fall
God it looks like Daniel, being shaken just like a rag doll

Daniel with Lions
You are braver than me
Do you still feel the pain
In the nub below your knee

Your eyes are blind
Wild felines just aren't kind
Daniel, you've a scaaaaaaaaaarrrr
in the place where your face used to be

Unbelievably hilarious, Mr. KCWolfman. I bow to you. I would "rep" you if I knew how.

Best,

FAX

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by FAX

Unbelievably hilarious, Mr. KCWolfman. I bow to you. I would "rep" you if I knew how.

Best,

FAX

Click the rep button.