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Old 01-16-2007, 08:12 PM   #1
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Maybe we just send Mr. frazod up the friggin' tree after him if he doesn't come down all quiet like.

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Then we'd need a thread on how to dress a hostile gorilla as a refrigerator, wouldn't we?

Or am I confusing frazod with another Planeteer?
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:16 PM   #2
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Then we'd need a thread on how to dress a hostile gorilla as a refrigerator, wouldn't we?

Or am I confusing frazod with another Planeteer?
Damnit! I was seconds late.
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:18 PM   #3
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Then we'd need a thread on how to dress a hostile gorilla as a refrigerator, wouldn't we?

Or am I confusing frazod with another Planeteer?
Nope. Mr. frazod is a fridge killer par excellence.

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Old 01-16-2007, 08:14 PM   #4
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Maybe we just send Mr. frazod up the friggin' tree after him if he doesn't come down all peaceful like.

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If we can't get the fugger trapped how the hell do you propose we get it into a refrigerator costume?
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:16 PM   #5
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If we can't get the fugger trapped how the hell do you propose we get it into a refrigerator costume?
You're right, of course. Bad plan.

How about this? We find the biggest, fattest, most obese gorilla in the jungle and show him Mr. Ecto-1's web site. Then, when he goes to the gym, we can grab him while he's on the stair master and unawares.

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Old 01-16-2007, 08:18 PM   #6
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You're right, of course. Bad plan.

How about this? We find the biggest, fattest, most obese gorilla in the jungle and show him Mr. Ecto-1's web site. Then, when he goes to the gym, we can grab him while he's on the stair master and unawares.

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Bad plan, he'll be all hopped up on endorphins.
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:16 PM   #7
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Get the annual crop report estimate out of the hands of Mr. Beeks after he gets in the cage.
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:46 PM   #8
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Get the annual crop report estimate out of the hands of Mr. Beeks after he gets in the cage.
i saw the same documentary and they used a tranquilizer gun, i believe.
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Old 01-16-2007, 09:31 PM   #9
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Gorillas are angry, aren't they? Those stories about the ones in captivity named Koko who learn to play the piano and share their ideas about global market commerce through sign language are all false.

I think the idea is to not lure the gorilla, but piss it off so much it becomes confused, and then we casually throw an enormous weighted net over it from atop some trees.

I recommend we convert the gorilla into a Chiefs fan, then wait until the most convenient scheduled Herm Edwards press conference in order to bag it. We can provoke it in the meantime by strategically placing cardboard cutouts of Carl Peterson around the jungle area. Like in the gorilla love-making grounds, or places where a high percentage of gorillas poop. Nothing is more upsetting than looking at Carl Peterson while having gorilla sex or taking a poop.
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Old 01-16-2007, 10:11 PM   #10
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Nothing is more upsetting than looking at Carl Peterson while having gorilla sex or taking a poop.


I couldn't agree with you more. Being a married man with a 3 y/o I wouldn't want Carl interrrupting one of my rare chances at gorilla sex. As to taking a poop....hey, that's my quiet time. Back off, carl, and let a guy read the paper.

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Old 01-16-2007, 10:49 PM   #11
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The Iowanian bag of tricks contains a full body gorilla suit, complete with feet and hands. This pic doesn't do it justice.


Last fall, my brothers attempted a "sasquatch" hoax, and did the "bigfoot walk" in front of some trail cams.

This year, it will work better, and Shall be stupendous!
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Old 01-16-2007, 11:35 PM   #12
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The Iowanian bag of tricks contains a full body gorilla suit, complete with feet and hands. This pic doesn't do it justice.


Last fall, my brothers attempted a "sasquatch" hoax, and did the "bigfoot walk" in front of some trail cams.

This year, it will work better, and Shall be stupendous!
So YOU are the one that does those hoaxes.
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Old 01-16-2007, 11:53 PM   #13
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So YOU are the one that does those hoaxes.
Don't encourage him, Mr. Halfcan. Next thing you know, he'll be posting pictures of his Ducksquatch suit.

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Old 01-17-2007, 01:40 PM   #14
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The Iowanian bag of tricks contains a full body gorilla suit, complete with feet and hands. This pic doesn't do it justice.


Last fall, my brothers attempted a "sasquatch" hoax, and did the "bigfoot walk" in front of some trail cams.

This year, it will work better, and Shall be stupendous!
I'll be waiting for the reports of a short child sasquatch caught on tape in Iowa, lol
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