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Old 11-01-2008, 05:29 AM   #1
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I think I see a problem here.

He's ****ed up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.

Anyone else see the problem?
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Old 11-01-2008, 05:34 AM   #2
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I think I see a problem here.

He's ****ed up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.

Anyone else see the problem?
A couple Queens looking for a King?
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Old 11-01-2008, 05:38 AM   #3
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Old 11-01-2008, 05:45 AM   #4
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I'd hate to be him after he wakes up and reads this thread.
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Old 11-01-2008, 10:23 AM   #5
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I'd hate to be him after he wakes up and reads this thread.
What the hell was I thinking posting on the planet after a night of boozing...

Let me clear this up...

A bunch of people I work with are gay, so they were going to this gay bar, and they invited everyone from work...no harm in that.

We go there, get plastered, then we decide to leave because its too gay for us. We then decide to walk to another bar.

While walking, my girl gets all pissed off, over god knows what and hails a taxi home, I tried to calm her down, but this didn't work. Being drunk, I assumed it was my fault.

The other group of people had kept walking, when one of them puked all over himself. So they stopped and got a taxi...just about the same time I met up with them.

So now its my and my buddy Ed, and he says that our friend Matthew is on the way. I'm super-drunk and sad (you know sad-drunk) at this point, and I didn't want to spend $40 on a taxi to my house, so I called my mom.

While waiting on the corner for my mom and Matthew, these 2 chicks walk up, I really dont remember what they look like, except that they were dressed like whores and I gave one of them my feather boa (ok that sounds gay, but I was a pimp). I told them my story and I guess they pity-made out with me....

My mom comes and gets me and takes me home, then I just puked all over myself and went to sleep....

What a shitty Halloween.

Happy November everybody.
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:45 AM   #6
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While waiting on the corner for my mom and Matthew, these 2 chicks walk up, I really dont remember what they look like, except that they were dressed like whores and I gave one of them my feather boa (ok that sounds gay, but I was a pimp). I told them my story and I guess they pity-made out with me....
Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.

Proud to say I had to google it.

You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass with a broken bottle in the alley last night.
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:47 AM   #7
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Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.

Proud to say I had to google it.

You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass last night.
I had a girls help picking out my costume...while I was waiting in line she brought it up to me...it worked with the costume.

OH...It worked out good too.

So those 2 chicks that randomly made out w/ me afterwards, I took the boa off my shoulders and wrapped it around both of their necks pulling their faces closer to me...Smooth Move

Then I let them keep the Boa.
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:49 AM   #8
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I had a girls help picking out my costume...while I was waiting in line she brought it up to me...it worked with the costume.
Not to mention your "bar of choice" last night.
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:50 AM   #9
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Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.

Proud to say I had to google it.

You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass last night.
Whoa!!! Wait just a ding dang dangly dong minute, here. Mr. BuckinKaeding was wearing a feather boa? In a gay bar?

And he's wondering why his girlfriend is upset? I'm sorry to break it to him, but some girls just aren't comfortable with the bundle of sticks hag scene.

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Old 11-01-2008, 07:29 AM   #10
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I think I see a problem here.

He's ****ed up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.

Anyone else see the problem?


This was a seminal event.

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Old 11-01-2008, 07:39 AM   #11
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Old 11-01-2008, 07:41 AM   #12
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It sounds like he took had a blast.

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Old 11-01-2008, 07:50 AM   #13
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Old 11-01-2008, 12:34 PM   #14
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:14 AM   #15
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I think I see a problem here.

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Anyone else see the problem?
HAHAHAHA

My best friend was in Chicago a month or so back and he decided to go partyign after the Cubs game...well, Wrigley is in 'boys town' and all of the after hour bars are gay bars...

He left at about 4 AM and started walking to his friends apartment which is right downtown...and on the way some black 'chick' stopped him and told him she just wanted to suck his dick...he gladly accepted.

After he got done bragging to all of his friends...we put two and two together and decided he was a moron and that 'chick' was definitely a dude.

His name is Andy.

We now call him Trandy.

It's not always smart to brag.
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