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The embarrassment of walking into the ER with your junk dangling in a coffee mug full of milk, would be to much to go on living.
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Thanks fellas. You guys are slipping. 5 posts for Antifreeze? Needs to be in the first three posts. I'm calling Quality Control!
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I don't think she wiped her eyes (or cooter), but she did laugh at your avatar.
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Oh good Gawd no!
If Mrs Bwana is handling Jalapeno peppers, her hands don't get in range of Wally and the twins. ![]()
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Use a heavy detergent soap like dishwashing liquid. Its gonna burn till you scrub the capsaicin molecules out of your skin... it'll burn for days if you don't.
I'm on my way to the store right now to get fresh chilies for a marinade - I learned the capsaicin thing the hard way... always wear gloves now... |
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Time heals all wounds. Tell her not to rub her eyes or masturbate. Lemon juice might also help.
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Dissolve with alcohol (isopropyl/rubbing) then wash thoroughly with dishwashing soap.
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Treatment after exposure
The primary treatment is removal from exposure. Contaminated clothing should be removed and placed in airtight bags to prevent secondary exposure. Capsaicin could be washed off the skin using soap, shampoo, or other detergents, or rubbed off with oily compounds such as vegetable oil, paraffin oil, petroleum jelly (Vaseline), creams, or polyethylene glycol. Plain water, as well as home remedies such as vinegar, bleach, sodium metabisulfite, or topical antacid suspensions are ineffective in removing capsaicin. Burning and pain symptoms can be effectively relieved by cooling, e.g., from ice, cold water, cold bottles, cold surfaces, or a flow of air from wind or a fan. In severe cases, eye burn might be treated symptomatically with topical ophthalmic anesthetics; mucous membrane burn with lidocaine gel. Capsaicin-induced asthma might be treated with nebulized bronchodilators or oral antihistamines or corticosteroids.[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaic...after_exposure
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If she rubs her eyes, she won't notice her hands.
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Soak it in cider.
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