Spinoff: What's the worst thing your In-Law(s) have done to you?

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by Donger

...We picked out some great scripture for guests to recite. I forget where they came from, but it was stuff like, "My love is like a young stag, leaping over the hedges" and the like...

My lover is like a gazelle or a young stag. Look! There he stands behind our wall, gazing through the windows, peering through the lattice.
Song of Solomon 2:9

Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, turn, my lover, and be like a gazelle or like a young stag on the rugged hills.
Song of Solomon 2:17

Come away, my lover, and be like a gazelle or like a young stag on the spice-laden mountains.
Song of Solomon 8:14

Pretty racy book. Especially when you consider that he probably wasn't actually referring to her "navel" at all.