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11-18-2020, 09:11 PM | Topic Starter |
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Who here uses a bidet?
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...
Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment. With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing. |
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11-18-2020, 09:16 PM | #2 |
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I don’t but my wife loves ‘em. We have one in every bathroom in our house.
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11-18-2020, 09:32 PM | #3 |
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11-19-2020, 02:47 AM | #4 |
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11-18-2020, 09:16 PM | #5 |
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I stocked up while supplies were good. Antibacterial wipes, pulse ox, N95 masks were on Amazon about 6-8 weeks ago.
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11-18-2020, 09:19 PM | #6 | |
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, what kind of reerun town do you live in?
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11-18-2020, 09:22 PM | #7 |
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You think it’s just his town that’s had a run on TP this week? Lots of reports of cleaned out shelves.
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11-18-2020, 09:29 PM | #8 | |
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What kind of reerun towns had this happen?
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11-18-2020, 09:43 PM | #9 |
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I actually don't live in any town. This Walmart is about 20 minutes away from my home. There is a tiny grocery store in a village about 10 minutes away but the prices are, on average, 33% higher than at Walmart so I don't go there often.
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11-18-2020, 09:19 PM | #10 |
Wasted away again...
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Humans are just generally shitty people. No pun intended...
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11-18-2020, 09:29 PM | #11 |
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Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
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11-18-2020, 09:32 PM | #12 |
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Not if you get me with an air dryer. Not only is it functional, it’s a treat. Otherwise you just wipe afterward.
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11-18-2020, 09:38 PM | #13 |
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Ohhhhh. My anus’ interest is piqued.
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11-18-2020, 09:39 PM | #14 |
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spray that shit out of there. Then heat it with the hidden hair dryer that pops out. No wiping. No wet ass. We need this in our life’s.
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11-18-2020, 09:40 PM | #15 |
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There is also a massage mode.
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