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Old 11-18-2020, 09:11 PM  
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This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...



Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:16 PM   #2
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:16 PM   #3
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:19 PM   #4
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This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...



Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.

, what kind of reerun town do you live in?
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:19 PM   #5
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:22 PM   #6
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, what kind of reerun town do you live in?
You think it’s just his town that’s had a run on TP this week? Lots of reports of cleaned out shelves.
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Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
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You think it’s just his town that’s had a run on TP this week? Lots of reports of cleaned out shelves.

What kind of reerun towns had this happen?
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I have used a bidet for years and I feel like a peasant when I have to poop somewhere without one.

We probably use 75% less TP than we used to. Bidet and one wipe, clean as a whistle.
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:32 PM   #10
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Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
Not if you get me with an air dryer. Not only is it functional, it’s a treat. Otherwise you just wipe afterward.
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Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
it’s a dilemma indeed. Is a wet ass better than one filled with shit?
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Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
There are typically hand towels that are meant to complement bidet usage (or at least there are in some European hotels I used to frequent). I believe this solves the wet anus issue without having to leave bits of wet tissue on your backside.
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Not if you get me with an air dryer. Not only is it functional, it’s a treat. Otherwise you just wipe afterward.
Ohhhhh. My anus’ interest is piqued.
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