Life The Divorce update! - Page 9

burt · 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM

Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!

JOhn · 07-07-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Yep. The best way to describe it is make yourself cold and business like. I was able to do that by forcing myself to hate her. After that it was all gravy.

does take awhile, but now I see her and think " thank god I'm not with her"

**dirk digler** · 07-07-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Dan

I've been in your shoes and can tell you that what others have said is exactly true - Live on your terms not hers. If she doesn't like it, sorry but you don't have to answer to her anymore - seperation is a bitch and has consequences. I had to deal with the same thing and anytime that we had to meet for whatever reason, I just put myself in a state of mind that I am the boss, and if she didn't like my way tough #$%^. Underneath my exterior, I was sometimes not really in that mode but I portrayed it until it became second nature.

She obviously was done with you when she left. Now, it's your turn - TAKE IT, you'll feel much better in the long run.

Exactly.

burt · 07-07-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

good, stay solid, and work on your diet, etc... you soon be knocking boots again.

I am actually keeping 2 at arms length right now. They will have to wait...even tho the next ex didn't. They wants some burt...they can wait for some burt!

JOhn · 07-07-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

I am actually keeping 2 at arms length right now. They will have to wait...even tho the next ex didn't. They wants some burt...they can wait for some burt!

Then give'm some Burt....nothing like some strange to make you forget the ex.

MTG#10 · 07-07-2009, 11:09 AM

I think I will get over this much more quickly once I get my own place and dont have to see her shit laying around everywhere.

Garcia Bronco · 07-07-2009, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RNR

Shit all this time I thought it was our thumbs

LOL

Garcia Bronco · 07-07-2009, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I think I will get over this much more quickly once I get my own place and dont have to see her shit laying around everywhere.

Put that shit in boxes and move it to storage in her name and send her the key

burt · 07-07-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Have my kids Friday but Im free on Saturday.

Awesome....I plan to be cheap on Saturday!

**KC Dan** · 07-07-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I think I will get over this much more quickly once I get my own place and dont have to see her shit laying around everywhere.

Someone already gave you that solution. Box the crap up, put it in the garage or outside and tell her to come and get it or it's heading to Goodwill. Do not give her an option.

Demonpenz · 07-07-2009, 11:10 AM

you had to take off your bad idea jeans

burt · 07-07-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JOhn

does take awhile, but now I see her and think " thank god I'm not with her"

A lousy lay sure did help get to that point!

**Baby Lee** · 07-07-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

In all seriousness, it's time to mentally check out, Burt. Iowanian had it right on page one, seriously, get over it/her. She's no good, man. The quicker you get over her, the quicker you'll realize she was no good for you and all the BS you beat yourself up over will soon clear up and you'll realize she was not only partially to blame, but, most likely; MOSTLY to blame. Get a hobby, i've been running four miles a day and I LOVE IT! I'm gettin trim, and well, getting trim. My PM box is always open, i went through this BS too, you know? / run-on sentence

You forgot to pimp the baby blue pointy-pocket shirts.

JOhn · 07-07-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

A lousy lay sure did help get to that point!

Funny thing, the longer I'm away from her, the more I realize what a Bitch she was. You really do over look a lot of things when you're with someone. I mean my ex is nice looking, hot even, but does absolutely nothing for me when I see her now.

Just remember to focus on those flaws, and it will make it easier.

burt · 07-07-2009, 11:13 AM

If I make it down to Springtown and take MTG out for a party night....I just hope he doesn't look like his avatar! Neither one of us will get any.......

**dirk digler** · 07-07-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I think I will get over this much more quickly once I get my own place and dont have to see her shit laying around everywhere.

Guaranteed. Plus it is now your place with your rules. Don't bend them for her.

07-07-2009, 08:47 AM
burt Draconian Warlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Drakonia Casino cash: $8270755	The Divorce update! Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent! So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time! The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye! Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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07-07-2009, 11:09 AM	#125
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7014386	I think I will get over this much more quickly once I get my own place and dont have to see her shit laying around everywhere.
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07-07-2009, 11:10 AM	#130
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-263864	you had to take off your bad idea jeans __________________
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