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Old 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM  
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The Divorce update!
Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:55 AM   #106
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:56 AM   #107
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I feel for ya Burt. I'm going thru a divorce now too. Didn't have any post separation sex tho. In fact, no pre-separation sex for over a year.
No small kids. Grown and married. The temporary orders suck though.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:56 AM   #108
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We're still married. I dont even know what my point was or why I posted that...
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:56 AM   #109
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In this case, the answer should have been no. Say you have an appointment to get to or something. Lie to the bitch. It's your house. You don't have to let her in. Tell her to call you later in the week and you'll work on her stuff.

Play the game by your rules.
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Is what I have had to do. She knows she is NOT allowed in my place at all. And she has an annoying habit of calling me with her number blocked, which I refuse to answer. And then she'll txt from her boyfriends number, which I won't answer either.

Make your rules and stick to them, you'll feel a lot better in the end.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:57 AM   #110
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Honestly, I question that, only as a friend (not calling you a lier, but, I wonder if you really are.)
You callin me a liar? Now I gotta kick your ass.....right after I kick Evil's ass! All kidding aside...I feel great, and I am in the best frame of mind that I have been in for months. I amm off all weekend (Fiday thru Monday)and I will either head for Springfield or go camping! Maybe I need to stop in and get MTG to show him a great time!
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:57 AM   #111
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You should have just stopped, finished off with your hand, then blasted her in the dome with a money shot.

Then walk out and go get some late night Taco Bell or something.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:58 AM   #112
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You callin me a liar? Now I gotta kick your ass.....right after I kick Evil's ass! All kidding aside...I feel great, and I am in the best frame of mind that I have been in for months. I amm off all weekend (Fiday thru Monday)and I will either head for Springfield or go camping! Maybe I need to stop in and get MTG to show him a great time!
Have my kids Friday but Im free on Saturday.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:59 AM   #113
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Either way I still have to see her, whether it was then or "later in the week"...
I've been in your shoes and can tell you that what others have said is exactly true - Live on your terms not hers. If she doesn't like it, sorry but you don't have to answer to her anymore - seperation is a bitch and has consequences. I had to deal with the same thing and anytime that we had to meet for whatever reason, I just put myself in a state of mind that I am the boss, and if she didn't like my way tough #$%^. Underneath my exterior, I was sometimes not really in that mode but I portrayed it until it became second nature.

She obviously was done with you when she left. Now, it's your turn - TAKE IT, you'll feel much better in the long run.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:00 AM   #114
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So do you have the house? Did she get an apartment?
I am staying with a friend of mine. He has been thru this also and is hookin a brother up!
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:00 AM   #116
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Either way I still have to see her, whether it was then or "later in the week"...
Yeah, but it can be more controlled. You can force her to tell you what belongings she wants, box them the **** up and put them outside.

Plus it gives you time to mentally prepare. Mental preparation can do a lot to help a guy out. You weren't ready to see her when she picked up the kids. You weren't expecting it. Think about your interactions with her as a combat situation. Put defense mechanisms in place and do what you can to control the engagement with the enemy.
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You callin me a liar? Now I gotta kick your ass.....right after I kick Evil's ass! All kidding aside...I feel great, and I am in the best frame of mind that I have been in for months. I amm off all weekend (Fiday thru Monday)and I will either head for Springfield or go camping! Maybe I need to stop in and get MTG to show him a great time!
good, stay solid, and work on your diet, etc... you soon be knocking boots again.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:03 AM   #118
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THIS

Is what I have had to do. She knows she is NOT allowed in my place at all. And she has an annoying habit of calling me with her number blocked, which I refuse to answer. And then she'll txt from her boyfriends number, which I won't answer either.

Make your rules and stick to them, you'll feel a lot better in the end.
Yep. The best way to describe it is make yourself cold and business like. I was able to do that by forcing myself to hate her. After that it was all gravy.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:03 AM   #119
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good, stay solid, and work on your diet, etc... you soon be knocking boots again.
Should send him up here to Cody, can hook him up with a few 20 something girls

Besides there are a ton of tourist and J1 foriegn workers here, and the Ukrainian girls are HOT
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You should have just stopped, finished off with your hand, then blasted her in the dome with a money shot.

Then walk out and go get some late night Taco Bell or something.
Sometimes you are the shit!!
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