So I set out for one goal last night...

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Hootie

Well here, let me be honest with you...

I've never once claimed to be intelligent, book smart, or anything like that...

I was just blessed with an inordinate amount of common sense. I'm really good at dealing with people and avoiding controversy when I need to IRL...which also makes me very good at pushing just about any button on any person that I feel like needling (testing the limits of random drunk people is hilarious)...

If I cared about my reputation on this site, I wouldn't share these stories, because I realize many of you have convictions, morals, and all of that good stuff...

But really, I don't. I like to demean women with low self-esteem. I like to make fun of dudes who are total d-bags. I can't help the fact I love being the center of attention, and that I was blessed with the ability to manipulate others into acting like total idiots, thus making me look intelligent in real life.

God, I admire you...............