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MIAdragon · 05-13-2009, 11:08 AM

these all all true in the MIA household.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..

DJ's left nut · 05-13-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Not all women are "psycho". However, if u take us for granted, betray us, lie to us, keep secrets from us, etc. that's enough to make us emotionally unstable. Just thought I would clarify.

We especially love the ones with baggage...

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 12:40 PM

I'm not postive, but I think that Jilly wants to bump fuzzy runways w/ me.

I are speechless.

**The Franchise** · 05-13-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Uhhhh, can someone give me a little help here. I'm not quite sure what to do.

I showed my wife the list and after reading it, her response was: "**Loud sigh**, Fine Fine Fine, That's OK, Thanks......Whatever." She then turned and walked out of the room. I think I may need a place to stay for a few days.

You can crash at my pad....but you have to buy my copy of COD4.

**The Franchise** · 05-13-2009, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I'm not postive, but I think that Jilly wants to bump fuzzy runways w/ me.

I are speechless.

I'm not positive....but I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a "fuzzy runway".

Oh....and I want to watch. I promise CP that I'll take pictures and post the NSFW links. I SWEAR!

Mr. Plow · 05-13-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

You can crash at my pad....but you have to buy my copy of COD4.

I'm still waiting for it to be shipped. Once I receive it, I'll pay you for it.......

**The Franchise** · 05-13-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

I'm still waiting for it to be shipped. Once I receive it, I'll pay you for it.......

I'm still waiting for the cash. Once I receive it....I'll ship you a copy of the original.

tooge · 05-13-2009, 12:51 PM

They also forgot "It's OK ". It's not OK. You will never be forgiven entirely. In fact, whatever you did, then apologized for that go the "It's OK", will be brought back up for at least 6 months to reference how much of a dumbass you are.

Katipan · 05-13-2009, 12:54 PM

I like "whatever you want" aka "it's your fault if it fails"

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I'm not postive, but I think that Jilly wants to bump fuzzy runways w/ me.

I are speechless.

That reminds me...I need to shave.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I like "whatever you want" aka "it's your fault if it fails"

cuz who hasn't thought that at one point, of either gender.....?

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2009, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

I'm not positive....but I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a "fuzzy runway".

landing strips would've been much better

Katipan · 05-13-2009, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

That reminds me...I need to shave.

Sully said his razor is dull.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Sully said his razor is dull.

damn it, I told you both to use a different one.....

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner

landing strips would've been much better

Whatever. /sigh/

**Gonzo** · 05-13-2009, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Whatever. /sigh/

Oh Shit....

Lumpy's bringing the thunder.

05-13-2009, 11:08 AM
MIAdragon Someone pass the antifreeze Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami (North Cuba) Casino cash: $1207819	Very helpful stuff for us guys.... these all all true in the MIA household. 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost.... (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..
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05-13-2009, 12:51 PM	#52
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3624112	They also forgot "It's OK ". It's not OK. You will never be forgiven entirely. In fact, whatever you did, then apologized for that go the "It's OK", will be brought back up for at least 6 months to reference how much of a dumbass you are.
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05-13-2009, 12:54 PM	#53
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2430351	I like "whatever you want" aka "it's your fault if it fails" __________________ "Loving him is red."
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