Coworkers can be so cruel

[luv]

So, here I am. I'm sitting here working (and posting), when, all of a sudden, the delectable odor of freshly popped popcorn comes sailing through the hallways and makes its way into my office. You know how hard it is to concentrate when your tummy starts growling?

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by Katipan

THE SINS OF ADAM!!

see? Now it all makes sense to you, doesn't it? I am your portal to God.

[Joie]

Ketchup on eggs is just wrong. Tabasco should go on eggs.

In fact, ketchup on anything is wrong. Fries, onion rings, etc should be dipped in BBQ sauce. Ketchup is simply a cheap substitute for BBQ sauce.

Ranch is one of the most disgusting substances ever invented. Again, unless it's a salad, use BBQ sauce. If it is a salad, French dressing.

[Sully]

Originally Posted by Joie

Ketchup on eggs is just wrong. Tabasco should go on eggs.

In fact, ketchup on anything is wrong. Fries, onion rings, etc should be dipped in BBQ sauce. Ketchup is simply a cheap substitute for BBQ sauce.

Ranch is one of the most disgusting substances ever invented. Again, unless it's a salad, use BBQ sauce. If it is a salad, French dressing.

This person I know who puts ketchup on eggs will often settle for hot sauce, if it's on the table.
However...the same problem applies. IT'S ON THE SAME PLATE AT THE SYRUPY FOOD!!!!

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Claythan

It's just ****ing sugar.

It's about the worst thing to put on food.

I don't believe that is the case with the organic yumminess that I consume.

[sedated]

Originally Posted by Joie

In fact, ketchup on anything is wrong. Fries, onion rings, etc should be dipped in BBQ sauce. Ketchup is simply a cheap substitute for BBQ sauce.

if I'm eating BBQ, I can't dip my fries in BBQ sauce too. its overkill.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by sedated

if I'm eating BBQ, I can't dip my fries in BBQ sauce too. its overkill.

I usually eat the sandwich or meat dry, and then I can dip the fries in sauce.

[Joie]

Originally Posted by Sully

This person I know who puts ketchup on eggs will often settle for hot sauce, if it's on the table.
However...the same problem applies. IT'S ON THE SAME PLATE AT THE SYRUPY FOOD!!!!

Have the eggs put on a different plate. Problem solved.

[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by Claythan

"your"

not

"you're"

Jesus Christ.

Thanks, Virgin
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[Jilly]

Originally Posted by Sully

This person I know who puts ketchup on eggs will often settle for hot sauce, if it's on the table.
However...the same problem applies. IT'S ON THE SAME PLATE AT THE SYRUPY FOOD!!!!

Does she scoop the pancakes/french toast/waffles with syrup on it with the eggs avec the ketchup? Hmmm?

[Sully]

Originally Posted by Joie

Have the eggs put on a different plate. Problem solved.

This person doesn't care that they touch!
It's plate anarchy at the breakfast table with her. Pancakes and ketchuppy eggs all co mingling with each other.

[Sully]

Originally Posted by Jilly

Does she scoop the pancakes/french toast/waffles with syrup on it with the eggs avec the ketchup? Hmmm?

I have no idea what this means.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by Sully

I have no idea what this means.

avec=with

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by Sully

This person doesn't care that they touch!
It's plate anarchy at the breakfast table with her. Pancakes and ketchuppy eggs all co mingling with each other.

And why are you having breakfast with another woman, hmmm???

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by Jilly

And why are you having breakfast with another woman, hmmm???

Flexibility, excuse the pun.

[Frazod]

Oh wait, I don't like popcorn..... DAMMIT CARL