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Old 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM  
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The Divorce update!
Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:24 AM   #76
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Of course.

My husband did too.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:24 AM   #77
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My husband did too.
now that's a bad visual!!!!
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:28 AM   #78
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joking aside for a second..
In all seriousness, it's time to mentally check out, Burt. Iowanian had it right on page one, seriously, get over it/her. She's no good, man. The quicker you get over her, the quicker you'll realize she was no good for you and all the BS you beat yourself up over will soon clear up and you'll realize she was not only partially to blame, but, most likely; MOSTLY to blame. Get a hobby, i've been running four miles a day and I LOVE IT! I'm gettin trim, and well, getting trim. My PM box is always open, i went through this BS too, you know? / run-on sentence
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:35 AM   #79
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What the hell made you think that might be a good idea?
No shit. Horrible decision burt.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:37 AM   #80
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In all seriousness, it's time to mentally check out
I know I need to take this advice too, but how do you do so when you still have to see her 2-3 times per week because of kids? It makes it a lot harder.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:38 AM   #81
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Is this thread a spinoff of the redneck 4th of July neighborhood?
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:38 AM   #82
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I know I need to take this advice too, but how do you do so when you still have to see her 2-3 times per week because of kids? It makes it a lot harder.

Get back on the wagon and start dating other girls.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:38 AM   #83
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Burt, are you guys still living together?
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:39 AM   #84
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I think this one is the "run on" sentence!

Dude, I AM over her. WAY over her. I am moving on. I am done with the crap!!!!!
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Burt, are you guys still living together?
You and Burt need to get together and go to a fucking strip club.
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I know I need to take this advice too, but how do you do so when you still have to see her 2-3 times per week because of kids? It makes it a lot harder.
no question, no question, and 'frankly' i'm not certain I can answer that. I'm sure others can, but I never had kids, so, to be fair, that's a VERY different situation. I'll leave that for the others who've been there, regarding; the constant 'seeing her' also, for the posters who've been through a divi w/ kids involved.
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I know I need to take this advice too, but how do you do so when you still have to see her 2-3 times per week because of kids? It makes it a lot harder.
That is the hardest part. My advice and what I did was make it quick and painless as possible. No chit chat, no how you doing, just get the kids and leave.
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I think this one is the "run on" sentence!

Dude, I AM over her. WAY over her. I am moving on. I am done with the crap!!!!!
Honestly, I question that, only as a friend (not calling you a lier, but, I wonder if you really are.)
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:41 AM   #89
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Is this thread a spinoff of the redneck 4th of July neighborhood?
Nope, but it could be one of my Neighbors
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Is this thread a spinoff of the redneck 4th of July neighborhood?

Come on Mike...you know I am not a redneck...and that I am a good guy! This shit should NOT have happened to me!
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