ChiefsPlanet A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet - Page 15

**DaFace** · 09-06-2009, 01:56 PM

Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.

Dottefan · 09-07-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC

And yet, here you are. On the net.

FAIL

Yes..Please refer to my previous post were I admitted that..

SPATCH · 09-07-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

Damn you and your smarts..you got me on that one, I cant say crap..lol

that's actually a good idea... why don't you just not say crap?

Dottefan · 09-07-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Yes, he does indeed look like he may have those powers. Perhaps we shoulld guide him toward the DC?

The force is strong with me lol.. In all seriousness guys, I was just giving you crap in good fun, just like you were.

Dottefan · 09-07-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by the_spatula

that's actually a good idea... why don't you just not say crap?

Steers and Queers fella.........and I dont think you`re a steer.

Dottefan · 09-07-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

You've never seen a naked girl in real life, have you.

Yes I have..and it only cost me 50 bucks

SPATCH · 09-07-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

Steers and Queers fella.........and I dont think you`re a steer.

ooooooo nice one

douchefa g

WilliamTheIrish · 09-07-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

After almost 10 years on the Planet, I have learned a lot of things about football...most importantly is how to discuss Chiefs football.

I have compiled a list of 'key phrases' that are used when discussing the Chiefs. If YOU want to come off as someone who clearly knows better than the people that hold jobs in the NFL, I suggest you memorize these phrases.

Without further ado...The Lexicon

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery - What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

Bookmarked (again). Thread over.

SPATCH · 09-07-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

Yes I have..and it only cost me 50 bucks

stop posting

Dottefan · 09-07-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by the_spatula

stop posting

Again..just cus I think it was so clever.............

Steers and queers fella..........and you dont seam like a steer to me.

SPATCH · 09-07-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

Again..just cus I think it was so clever.............

Steers and queers fella..........and you dont seam like a steer to me.

Which is what I expected you to say... because you are incapable of an intelligent thought.

now ****ing leave.

Dottefan · 09-07-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by the_spatula

Which is what I expected you to say... because you are incapable of an intelligent thought.

now ****ing leave.

3 times the charm

Steers and Queers Fella.............and you aint no Steer lol..

THis is to easy. THe other guys made it diffuclt, but you..lol..you`re like putty.

Inspector · 09-07-2009, 12:34 PM

Be oblong and have your knees removed.

crazycoffey · 09-07-2009, 12:35 PM

SPATCH · 09-07-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

3 times the charm

Steers and Queers Fella.............and you aint no Steer lol..

THis is to easy. THe other guys made it diffuclt, but you..lol..you`re like putty.

the phrase is 3rd time's the charm...... and no one is buying this bull shit that you were intentionally misspelling things to "fool everyone" or some shit like that.

you're just a ****ing reerun through and through.. and everybody knows it. quit kidding yourself you sorry ass back-peddler

**Gonzo** · 09-07-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by the_spatula

the phrase is 3rd time's the charm...... and no one is buying this bull shit that you were intentionally misspelling things to "fool everyone" or some shit like that.

you're just a ****ing reerun through and through.. and everybody knows it. quit kidding yourself you sorry ass back-peddler

It's retart... n00b
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