Hotel stays FROM HELL!

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

I've got some good ones.

Tijuana, Mexico's

Heh, what's the name of the town just up the road from TJ? In any event, myself and a couple of buddy's decided it would be a good idea to take a road trip to that town. (Realito?) I was driving and it was my car. We hit some hotel and got some rooms. Some dude (the desk clerks helper) guides us to our rooms. When he tires to open the first room the key doesn't work so he whips out a butter knife and Jimmys the door. We're thinking WTF!

It gets better, we all walk in to see what the first room is like and it's darker than an owls brown eye in there. We're taking and going on and all of a sudden, there's a voice "Who, who is there, who is that!!" Oppps! Already someone in the room. Within 2 seconds, one of my buddys chimes in with a mexican accent and says, "We are here to fuck you!!" I'm thinking oh shit, I wonder is this dude has a gun. I said lets go now boys and we left the room.

That dude had a Motel story from hell to tell after we paid him a room visit.