Life I woke up to this email....

LVNHACK · 08-21-2011, 01:07 AM

From a dude just left here last week. Wanted me to give him a referance. Here's my reply for your enjoyment.

Feel free to comment.

At first I was gonna just delete your email, the more I thought about it, well let's just say some things needed to be said. As you can see this email has been forward to several co workers:

A reference for you ? Sure this is how it’s going to read:

1. He was a lazy, lying piece of shit where I was assigned, that though of no one but himself. Seldom made it to work on time, when he did he either slept on the floor or was to busy f***ing around on his ipad to do the job. Causing the rest of the K9 crew to look bad. Scheduled for training ? he might go, but would probably make up some BS excuse like the immature kid that he is and not go. Besides he’s Ab's and already knows all there is to know abt being a handler.

2. Never cleaned up after himself in the building were we lived. And had no regard for co workers when they did, as a matter of fact,he’d go in and make a mess after they took their time to clean it up...then laugh about it. He didn't even help pick up dog crap, even his dog's....he was to busy doing "his things"

3.At team have bbq's he never brought anything to contribute, but always showed up, ate like a f***ing pig, spewing food out of his mouth all over other peoples food, and making a general self centered ass out of himself.

4. Thought nothing of taking a vehicle the team had assigned and being gone for hours like it was his own vehicle. Hell it didn't matter that he had the keys to our office, again...Nothing is more important then doing "his ab's thing"

5. When he left Taji, his room like a f***ing dump, right up to and including a trash can and a trash bag full of "piss bottles", used condoms on the floor, that it took 3 of us 2 days to clean that f***ing mess he just left behind, never mind the fact that 3 had plenty of time to clean it himself. Again his action said "f*** everyone, I'm abs".

6. The list could go on and on but I'm gonna stop with that. Pretty much the guys that are left here couldn't wait for you to leave. You were a hindrance to the rest of us and caused more work for us by having to work "around" you. Your Lie's, thieving, laziness and overall thoughts of no one other then yourself caused all of us more work then what we have to do without you. You're basically a 12 yr old, trapped inside of a 26 yr olds body, and we've all raised our own kids, we didn't come here to raise you.

Help you with a reference ? There it is, be sure to have future employers contact me, I want to ensure that neither I or friends of mine are never down range with you.

And yeah I already know I'm a mean old bastard, guess what ? My God and I are both good with that, I'll repent my sins with Him on judgment day.

Bump · 08-21-2011, 01:10 AM

seems like poor management, in my job, nobody would still have a job after the 2nd time they did any of those things.

LVNHACK · 08-21-2011, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bump

seems like poor management, in my job, nobody would still have a job after the 2nd time they did any of those things.

That and contracting now a days, but our boss left the day after him and "they were boys"....mentally too, we had a rash of 12 yr old minds trapped inside late 20's bodies....They're all gone now

Hog's Gone Fishin · 08-21-2011, 01:20 AM

I don't get the part "ate like a ****ing pig". What is that supposed to mean ?

Thig Lyfe · 08-21-2011, 01:23 AM

This is confusing. Did you wake up to find this email you sent in your own inbox?

Al Bundy · 08-21-2011, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I don't get the part "ate like a ****ing pig". What is that supposed to mean ?

I know exactly what it means... he ate like my ex-wife. Stupid c***.

LVNHACK · 08-21-2011, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I don't get the part "ate like a ****ing pig". What is that supposed to mean ?

Bro, I got a strong ass stomache, and I couldn't be around when this kid ate... this kid would eat with his mouth open "it helps me to enjoy my food, because the scent improves by me eating with my mouth open and smacking my lips"...chewed food would fly out of his mouth...and spray across the table...or better yet, stand over the food sitting on a plate for others and eat....nasty mofo

LVNHACK · 08-21-2011, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer

This is confusing. Did you wake up to find this email you sent in your own inbox?

Naw the dude emailed for a referance....this is my reply

Bill Brasky · 08-21-2011, 01:41 AM

Lies, thieving, and tardiness? Why was this degenerate not fired?

Imon Yourside · 08-21-2011, 01:45 AM

Sounds like a serious case of blackmail otherwise wtf?

LVNHACK · 08-21-2011, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Sounds like a serious case of blackmail otherwise wtf?

Blackmail ?

**alanm** · 08-21-2011, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by LVNHACK

That and contracting now a days, but our boss left the day after him and "they were boys"....mentally too, we had a rash of 12 yr old minds trapped inside late 20's bodies....They're all gone now

Kids these days. Ya gotta love em. No fucking work ethic. None.
Well.. that's not true. But I have run into more than my fair share of the type you've described.

And BTW How the fuck are you Hack??

LVNHACK · 08-21-2011, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by alanm

Kids these days. Ya gotta love em. No fucking work ethic. None.
Well.. that's not true. But I have run into more than my fair share of the type you've described.

And BTW How the fuck are you Hack??

Yeah, sad thing is these dudes are or were making 90k+...In their late 20's, tax free if they stayed out of the States 330 days. Best job I've ever had.

I'm doing good, hangin & bangin...How abt you, still fighting the battle ?

Good to see you around.

Chiefs=Champions · 08-21-2011, 03:52 AM

Not too be a dick, but i think you should check your grammar/spelling before you send that...

LVNHACK · 08-21-2011, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good

Not too be a dick, but i think you should check your grammar/spelling before you send that...

Damn, you're right...the anger was flowing strong at 4 am...shoulda gone to the gym then wrote it

08-21-2011, 01:07 AM
LVNHACK MVP Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Baghdad Casino cash: $10004925	I woke up to this email.... From a dude just left here last week. Wanted me to give him a referance. Here's my reply for your enjoyment. Feel free to comment. At first I was gonna just delete your email, the more I thought about it, well let's just say some things needed to be said. As you can see this email has been forward to several co workers: A reference for you ? Sure this is how it’s going to read: 1. He was a lazy, lying piece of shit where I was assigned, that though of no one but himself. Seldom made it to work on time, when he did he either slept on the floor or was to busy f*ing around on his ipad to do the job. Causing the rest of the K9 crew to look bad. Scheduled for training ? he might go, but would probably make up some BS excuse like the immature kid that he is and not go. Besides he’s Ab's and already knows all there is to know abt being a handler. 2. Never cleaned up after himself in the building were we lived. And had no regard for co workers when they did, as a matter of fact,he’d go in and make a mess after they took their time to clean it up...then laugh about it. He didn't even help pick up dog crap, even his dog's....he was to busy doing "his things" 3.At team have bbq's he never brought anything to contribute, but always showed up, ate like a fing pig, spewing food out of his mouth all over other peoples food, and making a general self centered ass out of himself. 4. Thought nothing of taking a vehicle the team had assigned and being gone for hours like it was his own vehicle. Hell it didn't matter that he had the keys to our office, again...Nothing is more important then doing "his ab's thing" 5. When he left Taji, his room like a fing dump, right up to and including a trash can and a trash bag full of "piss bottles", used condoms on the floor, that it took 3 of us 2 days to clean that fing mess he just left behind, never mind the fact that 3 had plenty of time to clean it himself. Again his action said "f** everyone, I'm abs". 6. The list could go on and on but I'm gonna stop with that. Pretty much the guys that are left here couldn't wait for you to leave. You were a hindrance to the rest of us and caused more work for us by having to work "around" you. Your Lie's, thieving, laziness and overall thoughts of no one other then yourself caused all of us more work then what we have to do without you. You're basically a 12 yr old, trapped inside of a 26 yr olds body, and we've all raised our own kids, we didn't come here to raise you. Help you with a reference ? There it is, be sure to have future employers contact me, I want to ensure that neither I or friends of mine are never down range with you. And yeah I already know I'm a mean old bastard, guess what ? My God and I are both good with that, I'll repent my sins with Him on judgment day.
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08-21-2011, 01:10 AM	#2
Bump YOU take YOUR seat Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $1965105	seems like poor management, in my job, nobody would still have a job after the 2nd time they did any of those things. __________________
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08-21-2011, 01:20 AM	#4
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1450477	I don't get the part "ate like a ****ing pig". What is that supposed to mean ?
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08-21-2011, 01:23 AM	#5
Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900	This is confusing. Did you wake up to find this email you sent in your own inbox?
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08-21-2011, 01:41 AM	#9
Bill Brasky Veteran Join Date: Sep 2010 Casino cash: $8334914	Lies, thieving, and tardiness? Why was this degenerate not fired?
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08-21-2011, 01:45 AM	#10
Imon Yourside WhatUneed2Hear Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: AllSoulsMatter Casino cash: $2403181	Sounds like a serious case of blackmail otherwise wtf? __________________ "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20
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08-21-2011, 03:52 AM	#14
Chiefs=Champions Training Camp Hero Join Date: Oct 2006 Casino cash: $8504801	Not too be a dick, but i think you should check your grammar/spelling before you send that...
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