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UFO Spotted Over Independence Saturday Night
Hope this isn't another repost, I've been missing in action a few days.
This story was in my local paper. Of course, it could have been a meth hallucination. This is Independence, we're talking about here…. BTW: I had nothing to do with this. I was out of town Saturday. http://www.examiner.com/article/tria...r-independence |
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05-01-2012, 12:05 PM | #2 |
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Wouldn't intelligent beings that can travel to other galaxies be beyond "blinking lights"?
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05-01-2012, 12:06 PM | #3 |
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they probably came to score some premo meth.
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05-01-2012, 12:12 PM | #4 |
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Probably prototype military drones doing tests
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05-01-2012, 12:19 PM | #5 |
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Its not a repost but it happened during the football season somewhere in the KC area.
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05-01-2012, 12:20 PM | #6 |
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If they are intelligent enough to fly to another planet, then they should know that the last place they want to go is Independence
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05-01-2012, 12:21 PM | #7 |
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Sounds like someone was flying their RC plane around at night. There are some really space-looking RC planes nowadays. Some are specifically meant to look like UFOs
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05-01-2012, 12:31 PM | #9 |
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05-01-2012, 12:37 PM | #10 |
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05-01-2012, 12:42 PM | #11 |
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It was swamp gas. Nothing to see here.
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05-01-2012, 12:43 PM | #12 |
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05-01-2012, 12:54 PM | #13 |
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No, they have regulations too.
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05-01-2012, 02:12 PM | #14 |
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Meth Zeppelin.
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05-01-2012, 04:51 PM | #15 |
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This is a great premise for a book. Aliens only appear over rural America because they are brainwashing our poor people and harvesting their meth. They've run out of sudafed, anhydrous and double A batteries on their home planet, so they've come to us out of desperation.
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