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02-08-2013, 08:49 PM | #2 |
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That severance package line is hilarious
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02-08-2013, 08:49 PM | #3 |
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02-08-2013, 08:57 PM | #4 |
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Couple nice lines you got, but I doubt your buddies coworker is going to be laughing his balls off over them...
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02-08-2013, 09:00 PM | #5 |
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02-08-2013, 09:05 PM | #6 |
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So many questions...
WTF did they have a 300 lb metal jaw in the first place? How does a 300 lb metal jaw just fall off a shelf? How did he manage to get his package hit by a 300 lb falling metal jaw? I can see getting your foot crunched, but how did he manage to get his junk in the way? |
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02-08-2013, 09:08 PM | #9 |
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He shouldn't have been jawing off on the job any how.
You shouldn't leave your junk lying around. |
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02-08-2013, 09:10 PM | #10 |
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02-08-2013, 09:11 PM | #11 |
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When I was in high school a kid lost one of his buddies by getting it snagged on a picnic table. Was riding his bike, flipped it, and caught the corner of the table. One just got torn out. Whoops.
On top of that the kid looked like Bevis from Bevis and Butthead. We called him Bevis. |
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02-08-2013, 09:11 PM | #12 |
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I couldn't help but love " I haven't seen someone midjudge the location of 2 balls so poorly since Nelson Cruz and Rahim Moore." It was so great considering what happened to his 2 favorite teams in the playoffs.
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02-08-2013, 09:18 PM | #13 |
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It takes a lot of balls to even tell a story like that one.
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02-08-2013, 09:19 PM | #14 |
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Sounds like he really got the shaft at that work place.
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02-08-2013, 09:20 PM | #15 |
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I haven't seen a berry beaten that badly since Eric covered Antonio Gates.
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