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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach. Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help. Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems. A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm |
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Manti Te'o has the worst luck.
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they better be behind a bush elsa cop shows up and takes em into jail
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Wonder how long it takes to lose an erection under the circumstances
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No mayonnaise for me today!!!
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pics or it didn't happen
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I wonder if he pawed at her breasts?
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Did he finish?
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What sex was the lion? Does it count as a three way?
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Run dumb ass run
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I thought maybe SUH was going to be up on murder charges after reading the title.
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BAMF!
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I know this is sarcasm, but give me 3 ways he could have possibly saved her.
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Seriously!!! It's strange that this is the only part of the story that I actually raised an eyebrow at!
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Her famous last words as he ripped off her shirt:
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