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Man dies after having sex with hornet's nest
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05-15-2013, 10:25 PM | #62 |
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I wonder how long the dude was fertilizing them hornets? I mean I saw some kid that kinda had a waspy-lookin' face at Walmart a few days back...
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How is this not the winner? Well done.
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I'll bet he walked by that hornets nest day after day, thinking to himself, "Those filthy little hornets are just BEGGING for it! And one of these days I'm going to give it to them like the bad little hive-dwellers they are."
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He wanted to **** Queen Bee Elizbuzzleth
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The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are." |
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Just reading the title
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Don't act all high and mighty like none of you are attracted to hornets nests, it's perfectly natural.
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This might be the only Swedish hornet-fetish erotic literature on the entire internet.
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...and the gene pool gets a little cleaner
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