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Stay down bitch!
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You can tell it's Friday night on Chiefsplanet by the sexual frustration in posts like this one.
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Everybody Lies.
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Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it. Now, he's so fat that he can't.
As a podcast I listen to once said: "It can't be that great, because that dude would rather be fat and eat cheeseburgers than blow himself." |
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Everybody Lies.
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Yeah tell me about it! Nothing more frustrating than being a few inches from being able to kiss the dragon. God has a sick sense of humor, putting it where ya JUST can't get to it. Frustration, heh. You hit the nail on the head sweetheart.
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my problem is I'm shitty at giving them.
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food and drink?
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Take a Chill Pill
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You know how it feels about 100x better when a girl is stroking your shaft than you doing it yourself?
If you want a 1/100th quality BJ, given by a mouth with no experience, then have at it. |
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Everybody Lies.
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Everybody Lies.
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The low self esteem of being a self spitter would be a killer.
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Alright how about this. You're starving to death and you need the protein. Would ya? Talk about eating your young.
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Mandingo approves of this thread
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Now you've pissed me off!
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Pretty sure the second law of thermodynamics would render that moot.
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This thread sucks.....
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¡RIOS MIO!
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Spinoff: would it be gay to have sex with a carbon copy of yourself, or would it just be another form of masturbation?
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