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Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find His Dog Bit Off His Testicle
Fluffy white dogs are a menace & should be eradicated (or, if you're feeling humane, universally sterilized). Finally my innate prejudice against them is justified. Quote:
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07-30-2013, 02:24 PM | #31 |
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that would be an interesting 911 call.
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07-30-2013, 02:35 PM | #32 |
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Ban testicles!
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07-30-2013, 02:58 PM | #33 |
Ain't no relax!
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"Yes, I'm serious. He ate my testicle!"
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07-30-2013, 03:00 PM | #34 |
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". No, no, just the one"
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07-30-2013, 03:06 PM | #35 |
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that's what you get for sleeping naked with a dog.
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07-30-2013, 03:11 PM | #36 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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07-30-2013, 03:16 PM | #37 |
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Nice
I wonder if his name was Johnny?
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07-30-2013, 03:29 PM | #38 |
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07-30-2013, 04:07 PM | #39 |
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The good news is that the guy worries much less about nut hooks...
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07-30-2013, 04:10 PM | #40 |
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don't kid yourself, you are a tremendous asshole.
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07-30-2013, 04:14 PM | #41 |
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07-30-2013, 04:17 PM | #42 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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07-30-2013, 04:35 PM | #43 |
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07-30-2013, 04:40 PM | #44 |
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07-30-2013, 04:52 PM | #45 |
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That guy has a lot of balls to share that story...sec
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