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wutamess · 04-26-2009, 08:05 PM

Don't really have a story. Just interested in what you guys have.

keg in kc · 04-26-2009, 08:29 PM

Finding pictures of a guy my ex-wife was cheating with me with on her computer while I was helping her find something was awkward.

**Rain Man** · 04-26-2009, 08:29 PM

I knew a guy who...

...drew up plans to use dynamite to dig a basement under his house, which was even weirder since he lived in a mobile home.

...piled rocks for several weeks as part of a plan to build a rock home in a vacant lot, even though he didn't know how to build a house and didn't know who owned the lot.

...drew up plans to build his own helium flying machine and seriously tried to recruit people to build it. (Think bicycle with a big balloon on top.)

...almost got married, but backed out a week before the ceremony.

...invited me to be his roommate, and then backed out after we had signed the lease and I was a week from moving in. (The third roommate was already moved in.)

...went to a number of different colleges, changing his major every time. I can't remember the details any more, but remember that it was an entertaining process to watch.

He was actually a very nice guy and a pal, so even the roommate thing was forgiveable. Everyone just acknowledged that he was eccentric. (I'm not sure how long it took the bride-to-be to forgive him, though.)

Crush · 04-26-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaChapelle

Parents...couch...naked mother....

Did you immediately wash your eyes out with antifreeze?

Katipan · 04-26-2009, 08:35 PM

Last night at the Hinder contest... A 10 minute facedown between a 30 some year old and a bunch of 16 year olds.

We couldn't tell if she kept glaring at them because they were...

A. Giggling and talking loud shit.
B. Hot and young.
C. Edible.

Jenson71 · 04-26-2009, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

Obviously not the master of his domain.

eazyb81 · 04-26-2009, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

Last night at the Hinder contest... A 10 minute facedown between a 30 some year old and a bunch of 16 year olds.

We couldn't tell if she kept glaring at them because they were...

A. Giggling and talking loud shit.
B. Hot and young.
C. Edible.

What is with that weird pouch? Does she have a dog stuffed down her pants?

Also the girl in pink is smokin.

Katipan · 04-26-2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eazyb81

What is with that weird pouch? Does she have a dog stuffed down her pants?

Also the girl in pink is smokin.

FUPA baby. Fat Upper Pussy Area. Or affectionately known as a gunt.

Jenson71 · 04-26-2009, 08:39 PM

What's a Hinder contest?

(sick and ban-worthy, by the way)

PhillyChiefFan · 04-26-2009, 08:40 PM

I woke up one night to the sound of my roommate pissing all over my other roommates

books in college...the fallout was epic.

Katipan · 04-26-2009, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenson71

What's a Hinder contest?

(sick and ban-worthy, by the way)

Dammit. CONCERT. Would you believe English is my 2nd language?

Other fun find at the CONTEST... Of all the many horrible things wrong with this outfit, it is SAVED by the shoes.

BWillie · 04-26-2009, 08:48 PM

I one time came into my apartment back in the day, and my roommate was standing in the mirror in the hall bathroom yelling at the mirror "I'm not afraid anymore!" while looking at his hair line. He had no idea anybody was home either. Poor guy, now he just shaves the entire thing off. He really did look like Scotty Evil for a while there.

KCUnited · 04-26-2009, 08:49 PM

Tripping on some lsd back in the 90s, shit had a crow flying out of a triangle on it. Towards the end my bud broke down in tears and stormed out. What seemed like a lifetime later his mom called me screaming about something. I wandered the 4 so blocks down thier house and found him Indian style on the kitchen floor eating some raw meat. He'd left his old man laying on the floor knocked out. My tripping ass sat with him til the cops got there. Thats when shit got real. But thats the weirdest thing I've ever caught someone doing, Indian style eating raw meat on the kitchen floor with an unconsious man lying in the corner.

Jenson71 · 04-26-2009, 08:50 PM

The blonde haired girl in the black shirt looks like my girlfriend's sister (and the other girl in black looks familiar), but I don't think she listens to Hinder.

Crush · 04-26-2009, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhillyChiefFan

I woke up one night to the sound of my roommate pissing all over my other roommates

books in college...the fallout was epic.

Interesting. What happened next? Mandatory castration, I assume.

Pioli Zombie · 04-26-2009, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaChapelle

Parents...couch...naked mother....

Are you in therapy? Dear God.
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04-26-2009, 08:05 PM
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04-26-2009, 08:29 PM	#16
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04-26-2009, 08:29 PM	#17
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2758491 VARSITY	I knew a guy who... ...drew up plans to use dynamite to dig a basement under his house, which was even weirder since he lived in a mobile home. ...piled rocks for several weeks as part of a plan to build a rock home in a vacant lot, even though he didn't know how to build a house and didn't know who owned the lot. ...drew up plans to build his own helium flying machine and seriously tried to recruit people to build it. (Think bicycle with a big balloon on top.) ...almost got married, but backed out a week before the ceremony. ...invited me to be his roommate, and then backed out after we had signed the lease and I was a week from moving in. (The third roommate was already moved in.) ...went to a number of different colleges, changing his major every time. I can't remember the details any more, but remember that it was an entertaining process to watch. He was actually a very nice guy and a pal, so even the roommate thing was forgiveable. Everyone just acknowledged that he was eccentric. (I'm not sure how long it took the bride-to-be to forgive him, though.) __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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04-26-2009, 08:35 PM	#19
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2320351	Last night at the Hinder contest... A 10 minute facedown between a 30 some year old and a bunch of 16 year olds. We couldn't tell if she kept glaring at them because they were... A. Giggling and talking loud shit. B. Hot and young. C. Edible. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-26-2009, 08:39 PM	#23
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	What's a Hinder contest? (sick and ban-worthy, by the way)
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04-26-2009, 08:40 PM	#24
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04-26-2009, 08:48 PM	#26
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04-26-2009, 08:49 PM	#27
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $1728244	Tripping on some lsd back in the 90s, shit had a crow flying out of a triangle on it. Towards the end my bud broke down in tears and stormed out. What seemed like a lifetime later his mom called me screaming about something. I wandered the 4 so blocks down thier house and found him Indian style on the kitchen floor eating some raw meat. He'd left his old man laying on the floor knocked out. My tripping ass sat with him til the cops got there. Thats when shit got real. But thats the weirdest thing I've ever caught someone doing, Indian style eating raw meat on the kitchen floor with an unconsious man lying in the corner.
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04-26-2009, 08:50 PM	#28
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	The blonde haired girl in the black shirt looks like my girlfriend's sister (and the other girl in black looks familiar), but I don't think she listens to Hinder.
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