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Old 07-07-2010, 09:28 AM  
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What's the worst sex you've ever had?
Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it terrible?! Was it a fat body?... bad breath?... hj in front of your father?... a dead fish?... a blow up doll?... a vagrant you picked up down town?... bad hygiene?... blackmailed?... I was sober and she was a drunk Orca, but as desperate as you?...

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Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:58 AM   #16
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The worst.......Has to be the time I hit this chick that had clearly been banging big,giant, anaconda dick muthafuggas.Felt like dropping a hotdog into a 60 gallon drum!.
I told tht bitch to do her Kegel exercises.
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:58 AM   #17
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Sorry dude, but that sounds like a bunch of BS. Unless that chick was an AIDS infested whore who did anal all the time and was stretched to the point of having a gaping black hole there, you would not be able to just stick in there on accident.
I'll bet she's never constipated.
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:59 AM   #18
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No way in hell you stick in her ass and not know it.
Maybe he is just really small.
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:59 AM   #19
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the worst time I ever had was when my dad was talking to my boyfriend about his military adventures and we were on the couch with a blanket on our laps and I jerked him off with my hand. Seriously, worst time ever....I felt absolutely nothing.
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:59 AM   #20
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Unless she either has the tightest vagina.....or a big gaping asshole.
It's REALLY hard to get in there, no way in hell can anybody just accidentally "slip in".
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:59 AM   #21
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From your mom.

Seriously though, I was on the rebound from my first girlfriend with some tramp I met online. We didn't go on the conventional "date" we had scheduled. After I picked her up, we both agreed in going back to my apartment and got down to business. Eventually, while doing her doggy style, I was pounding her so hard and fast that I slipped out of her vagina and right into her ass. Personally, I was too busy on the job to tell the difference but then, she looked back and said "So, you like it there, huh?". I was confused, looked down and still recall the horrendous smell of shit that wafted up to my nostrils.

I had her jerk me off after that and then 10 minutes later, brought her back home.

I'm sure many have had much MUCH worse, but that's probably my "worst".
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:00 AM   #22
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Sorry dude, but that sounds like a bunch of BS. Unless that chick was an AIDS infested whore who did anal all the time and was stretched to the point of having a gaping black hole there, you would not be able to just stick in there on accident.
Unless he's guilty of the needle dick. I think he just subliminally ratted himself out.
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Worst sex? Sounds like an oxy-"moran"

Bad sex is like cold pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:04 AM   #24
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Worst sex? Sounds like an oxy-"moran"

Bad sex is like cold pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
I thought that only applied to BJ's
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I thought that only applied to BJ's
No. A BJ is like a Haley's Comet sighting. It only happens every 75 years.......
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:07 AM   #26
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:19 AM   #27
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No. A BJ is like a Haley's Comet sighting. It only happens every 75 years.......
hmmmm..... I didn't get that memo.
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From your mom.

Seriously though, I was on the rebound from my first girlfriend with some tramp I met online. We didn't go on the conventional "date" we had scheduled. After I picked her up, we both agreed in going back to my apartment and got down to business. Eventually, while doing her doggy style, I was pounding her so hard and fast that I slipped out of her vagina and right into her ass. Personally, I was too busy on the job to tell the difference but then, she looked back and said "So, you like it there, huh?". I was confused, looked down and still recall the horrendous smell of shit that wafted up to my nostrils.

I had her jerk me off after that and then 10 minutes later, brought her back home.

I'm sure many have had much MUCH worse, but that's probably my "worst".
Dude you are so full of shit (sorry it's the most appropriate term). Like others have said there is no slipping into her ass unless you are in fact a needle dick. Plenty of girls like it, but if you just went and tried to jam it in your dick will bend in half or she is going to knock you through a ****ing wall. This is an astroglide needed several minute process of getting it in unless you're a complete douche and don't care about hurting the girl. You couldn't tell the difference? It's like trying to stick your dick into a coke bottle!! "The horrendous smell of shit?" Further proof this didn't happen.

You sound like a 15 year-old virgin to be completely honest. Everything you said is just dead ass wrong. I don't see in any way how you could have any experience with a girls dirty balloon knot after posting what you did. I agree with everyone else........bull shit.
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Dude you are so full of shit (sorry it's the most appropriate term). Like others have said there is no slipping into her ass unless you are in fact a needle dick. Plenty of girls like it, but if you just went and tried to jam it in your dick will bend in half or she is going to knock you through a ****ing wall. This is an astroglide needed several minute process of getting it in unless you're a complete douche and don't care about hurting the girl. You couldn't tell the difference? It's like trying to stick your dick into a coke bottle!! "The horrendous smell of shit?" Further proof this didn't happen.

You sound like a 15 year-old virgin to be completely honest. Everything you said is just dead ass wrong. I don't see in any way how you could have any experience with a girls dirty balloon knot after posting what you did. I agree with everyone else........bull shit.

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