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Old 07-16-2008, 07:44 PM  
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*** OFFICIAL Sex Milestones Thread ***
all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin...

what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends...

for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit.

begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits

*the honor system applies here
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:48 PM   #16
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17-24ish: ex was a fake boob multi orgasmic squirter. (seriously)
YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

was she one of those ones you see in porno's that gushes like a goddamn garden hose with your thumb over the nozzle???
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:53 PM   #17
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YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

was she one of those ones you see in porno's that gushes like a goddamn garden hose with your thumb over the nozzle???
Naw... at first I was like... "Did you pee on me"?. Then I told her to do it again and it came out only in squirts. Not streams.

Made her cum 45 times in one session. She'd orgasm at the drop of a dime. I sure as hell miss that. nympho sex.

Now I'm married with kids and it's like an oasis.
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Old 07-16-2008, 09:00 PM   #18
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
well 11 was all in one night
****ed the first 9 -stuck your cock in the scorching motorcyle muffler
than ****ed the other 2
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Old 07-16-2008, 09:12 PM   #19
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I was in Chicago one time in some fancy ass hotel at a party. My friends from college brought me and I really didn't know any of his friends, but to make a long story short there ended up to be two beds in the hotel room we stayed in. And a hot girly was on mine. My bud was getting busy in the other bed, and she was laying in my bed and I had just came in the room. And I literally go, "I feel kinda left out don't you" and we didn't talk until after I banged her. So saying only 7 words before getting laid is my record. Now only if I could find a deaf chick
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Old 07-16-2008, 09:13 PM   #20
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This thread rules.

I want to know more about dating a chick twice your age.
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Old 07-16-2008, 09:36 PM   #21
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17 years old- had inter-racial sex... it was a beautiful thing (ebony and ivory in perfect harmony)
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Old 07-16-2008, 09:40 PM   #22
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Don't know about a milestone but while in high school I got a BJ from a married woman who wanted to know if it was okay if she put ice cubes in her mouth. WOW!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 09:50 PM   #23
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I never thought of myself as such a man whore....but now I'm kind of wondering what the hell was wrong w/ me after I thought about this for some time. But if there was something unique and interesting about certain girls I had sex w/. I usually had sex for an extended period of time. Was a relationship involved?...sometimes. But not usually.

16 years old. 2 girls in one day (not at the same time) One was literally on the way out while the other was on the way in. One was a **** buddy who we basically tried everything on. Sex in public places...etc. Other was a high school girlfriend who I basically did everything to. I think they only thing left would have been for her to have been gang ****ed....which may have been a something that she may have done later.


19 years old. Married woman.....now usually I wouldn't be proud of this. But I didn't find out until I was 22 that she was married. But she was 21 at the time, and didn't think of that being possible! I just thought she had a dorky roomate who had left town that weekend. Color me shocked!

20 years old. Jewish girls do love to give head. Noted and proven.

20 years old again. Red head (I'm red headed too, but still...they **** until you're hamburger.)

22 years old. Squirter....laughed my ass off.

23 yoa. ****ed a girl who actually got off on being ****ed in the ass.

I'm 25 now. Married at 24...my only regret......not ****ing a black chick. Fooled around w/ a deaf Indian (dot not feather.) from England but I've always just been around white chicks.
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Old 07-16-2008, 09:51 PM   #24
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Don't know about a milestone but while in high school I got a BJ from a married woman who wanted to know if it was okay if she put ice cubes in her mouth. WOW!!
Nice. May have to have the little lady try that.
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The way I figure it, any student can bang one of these flaky blonde 25 year old teachers nowadays. But when I was in high school, I went to the top of the scholastic food chain: one of the secretaries in the school office.

Oh yes. She was in her early 40's, way cute, kinda short, big boobies. Her son also went to the school, but he wasn't really a friend of mine. I worked in the school office one period a day, and she liked me, and she was going through a divorce. I think she just wanted to know if she still had it.

SHE DID.

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Another regret...As a 911 dispatcher I had a good chance....hottie police officer. Had my chance...but was w/ the girl that became my wife.

Please tell me someone has given a helping hand to our ladies in blue.
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The way I figure it, any student can bang one of these flaky blonde 25 year old teachers nowadays. But when I was in high school, I went to the top of the scholastic food chain: one of the secretaries in the school office.

Oh yes. She was in her early 40's, way cute, kinda short, big boobies. Her son also went to the school, but he wasn't really a friend of mine. I worked in the school office one period a day, and she liked me, and she was going through a divorce. I think she just wanted to know if she still had it.

SHE DID.

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kind of lame but, moved into a new place from one an apartment. My roomate had moved his bed in and I hadn't yet. Was over there with some girl, didn't have a place to screw, so we just did it in his bed.
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