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07-27-2013, 11:02 AM | #61 |
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This, I could see it maybe, *maybe, as a pop quiz type convo where it is a passing joke or something, but to take it to drawn out proportions where you start thinking of situations where you might actually do it is, creepy.
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07-27-2013, 11:07 AM | #63 |
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No it wouldnt be you having sex with yourself...or would it? Needless to say id hit it, already have like 37 billion times. (Disclaimer: if anything im saying wierds you the **** out..**** off. Ive got a two week old at home and 2-4 more weeks of no pussy.)
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07-27-2013, 11:08 AM | #64 |
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Tough break for Hand Job. /PVT. Cowboy
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07-27-2013, 11:12 AM | #65 |
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Two hillbillies are sitting on a porch when a hound lays down in front of them and starts licking itself. One hillbilly says to the other, "Sure wish I could do that" and the other hillbilly replies "You ought to pet him first, he might bite".
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07-27-2013, 11:17 AM | #66 |
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Hilarious that people think that rubbing your dick with your hand is even remotely the same as having jizz in your mouth.
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07-27-2013, 11:21 AM | #67 |
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It is not the same as having jizz in your mouth but you suck yourself to the point of explosion then rub it out on the cat while it runs by really isnt much different than chasing the cat and doing it with your hand is it? For the record i would not slurp my own baby gravy, even though i have proof its a top notch recipe.
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07-27-2013, 11:25 AM | #68 |
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Some of you obviously take your onanistic distinctions pretty seriously.
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07-27-2013, 12:54 PM | #71 |
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07-27-2013, 01:09 PM | #74 |
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I never came in my hand before. I doubt I would come in my mouth either. I guess you have never eaten your wives pussy until she had an orgasm.
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