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SPATCH · 10:05 PM

all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin...

what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends...

for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit.

begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits

*the honor system applies here

damaticous · 07-17-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.

Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.

29 chick by the time you were 25???? amature

Spicy McHaggis · 07-17-2008, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by StcChief

well maybe some of the Blokes in Aust will set him straight.....

weren't they England's penile colony.... he may not come back, and that would be very good for America

I hate to generalize but most of the Aussie's I know/have known are at least half nuts. Definitely someone that you want to have your back in a fight and all really cool guys to hang with.

I dated a couple of Australian girls my first year in college and when I broke it off with one of them she chucked a beer bottle at me because she thought I was cheating on her with her friend.

Huffman83 · 07-17-2008, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

I hate to generalize but most of the Aussie's I know/have known are at least half nuts. Definitely someone that you want to have your back in a fight and all really cool guys to hang with.

I dated a couple of Australian girls my first year in college and when I broke it off with one of them she chucked a beer bottle at me because she thought I was cheating on her with her friend.

...But were you cheating?

**penguinz** · 07-17-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I only bang girls that are 8s or higher.

Non of the pics you have posted have a 7 let alone an 8 or higher in them.

Midnight_Vulture · 07-17-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Here's the deal, Dude.

Having a "Big" personality is much more attractive (especially at a bar) and will get you laid 10x as many times as saying "I've got a big cock" or "Check out my buff bod".

If you have a cool look and you're extremely personable and can walk into a bar with confidence, immediately start talking to everyone (guys and girls included), buy shots, make friends then BAM!

Chicks are everywhere.

They want to be a part of the "show" and hang out. I'm not talking about being a douchebag, I'm talking about being a fun guy, partying and so forth. In all likelihood, you're going to hook up with someone. Just be cool (I think that people don't know what that means). Cool is cool.

It's up to you whether she's a 4 or an 8 (10's don't hang out in bars).

It's not that difficult. Chicks wanna get laid, too.

Hahaha what a load of BS. If all you are saying is that chicks just want a "nice personality" you are full of crap. Why are you feeding this garbage to these poor suckers like that?

Girls actually do go for guys with "buff bods"...for example, me. If I let myself go like a lot of you old farts on here I wouldnt have a chance in hell with dime pieces thats for sure.

With that being said, I have talked to a lot of girls and they all agree that penis size matters too. Lucky for me I am very well endowed and I know how to use it to...or so I have been told.

Take it from me, a LOT of girls are really shallow. They want excitement, hot looking guys with tan nice bodies...not fat, old, ugly and hairy and can barely get it up.

Oh and having a bike doesnt hurt either.

**Baby Lee** · 07-17-2008, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Hahaha what a load of BS. If all you are saying is that chicks just want a "nice personality" you are full of crap. Why are you feeding this garbage to these poor suckers like that?

Girls actually do go for guys with "buff bods"...for example, me. If I let myself go like a lot of you old farts on here I wouldnt have a chance in hell with dime pieces thats for sure.

With that being said, I have talked to a lot of girls and they all agree that penis size matters too. Lucky for me I am very well endowed and I know how to use it to...or so I have been told.

Take it from me, a LOT of girls are really shallow. They want excitement, hot looking guys with tan nice bodies...not fat, old, ugly and hairy and can barely get it up.

Oh and having a bike doesnt hurt either.

Violet Beuregarde is not an authority on what women want, no matter how much Oompa-fever she has.

**Old Dog** · 07-17-2008, 12:48 PM

My most memorable one was actually totally innocent on my part. 17 years old had been sleeping with a chick for about three weeks, she called to say she was home alone and I should come over. I went to her parents place, hit it and was still laying there in bed when her twin sister walked in and lost her f**king mind..........the one that walked in was the one I had been dating (she didn't believe that I didn't know it was her sister that I was in bed with). Apparently they had been in a arguing or something and the 2nd sister figured that would be a good way to "hurt" the other. Never went out with her again.

So technically, "slept with twins", but it wasn't as cool as one would imagine.

SPATCH · 07-17-2008, 01:07 PM

somebody else's school bus story reminded me of one that I had..

15 years old- I made the varsity track team as a freshman, and coming home on the bus from a track meet a junior girl sat next to me... she said she was cold and threw a blanket over us. she proceeded to give me the sweetest hand-job that i have ever received. she had skills.

Edit:

forgot.... the next year, she gave my best friend a hand-job in the middle of art class.. and the dumbass jizzed himself

Pablo · 07-17-2008, 01:23 PM

Kindergarten, 6 years old, made the teacher beg for my Nutter Butter, if you know what I mean. Hosed her down good.

By the time I was 7, I finger-banged 19 girls. 16 of those were under the Turtle sandbox...dirty bitches love sand in their twats. The others I popped while they hung above me on the monkey bars.

By the time I was 14 I'd had sex with 76 women, 8 mules, a mailbox and 9 watermelons.

By the time I was 19 all those numbers had tripled. The mules quadrupled.

Now I'm 21 and I'm in the priest-hood, so I'm definitely done now.

For real. That all happened.

StcChief · 07-17-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88

Kindergarten, 6 years old, made the teacher beg for my Nutter Butter, if you know what I mean. Hosed her down good.

By the time I was 7, I finger-banged 19 girls. 16 of those were under the Turtle sandbox...dirty bitches love sand in their twats. The others I popped while they hung above me on the monkey bars.

By the time I was 14 I'd had sex with 76 women, 8 mules, a mailbox and 9 watermelons.

By the time I was 19 all those numbers had tripled. The mules quadrupled.

Now I'm 21 and I'm in the priest-hood, so I'm definitely done now.

For real. That all happened.

now get down to Australia and hump some Kangeroo's and Panda Bears

what are you waiting on.

Nightfyre · 07-17-2008, 01:33 PM

I can't allow this thread to reach one hundred posts in good consciousness for Mr. Fax.

Dammit.

**DaneMcCloud** · 07-17-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Hahaha what a load of BS. If all you are saying is that chicks just want a "nice personality" you are full of crap. Why are you feeding this garbage to these poor suckers like that?

God, you're a douche.

I said "cool" and "fun", not some over-blown egomaniac like yourself, with bloated self-worth.

In other words, a ****ing douchebag.

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Girls actually do go for guys with "buff bods"...for example, me. If I let myself go like a lot of you old farts on here I wouldnt have a chance in hell with dime pieces thats for sure.

I absolutely guarantee that with your "look", you wouldn't be able to pull any hot chicks in Hollywood. But you'd get plenty of cock in WeHo.

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

With that being said, I have talked to a lot of girls and they all agree that penis size matters too. Lucky for me I am very well endowed and I know how to use it to...or so I have been told.

What-the-****-ever. Seems to me that that thing should have shriveled up and fallen off by now. 29 girls at age 25? Were you married for 7 of those years or something? For a so-called "Playa", your game sucks.

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Take it from me, a LOT of girls are really shallow. They want excitement, hot looking guys with tan nice bodies...not fat, old, ugly and hairy and can barely get it up.

Wow, I never knew that bar-girls were shallow! Thanks for the tip.

And what's you're ****ing deal with thinking that everyone over the age of 30 is fat, hairy and ugly? Dude, my "body" is just as good as yours (if not better), I have five times as much hair on my head, better features and a "vibe". You're vibe says "DouchNozzle". Oh, and I'm not a dick.

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Oh and having a bike doesnt hurt either.

Yeah, I'm sure you'd score plenty of hot chicks (I mean REAL 8's not 4's posing as 8's) in Manhattan or Hollywood, just from the mere mention of your rice rocket.

The 4's you hook up with in your city may not be able to see through your obvious douchebaggery but let me tell you Junior, your shit wouldn't fly anywhere else.

Pablo · 07-17-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Oh, and I'm not a dick.

We were all on board with you Dane. Then you had to throw that out there.

Chiefnj2 · 07-17-2008, 01:41 PM

Vulture and Dane arguing who is prettier. This is a classic. If Luzap comes in and argues that his money trumps their looks then you'll never find a better thread, ever.

**DaneMcCloud** · 07-17-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88

We were all on board with you Dane. Then you had to throw that out there.

Yeah, I went too far there, didn't I?

07-16-2008, 07:44 PM
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SPATCH birth of spatch Join Date: May 2008 Casino cash: $10006207	somebody else's school bus story reminded me of one that I had.. 15 years old- I made the varsity track team as a freshman, and coming home on the bus from a track meet a junior girl sat next to me... she said she was cold and threw a blanket over us. she proceeded to give me the sweetest hand-job that i have ever received. she had skills. Edit: forgot.... the next year, she gave my best friend a hand-job in the middle of art class.. and the dumbass jizzed himself
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