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Old 10-06-2012, 12:09 PM   #1
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:02 PM   #2
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:21 PM   #3
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:27 PM   #4
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:34 PM   #5
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Son, never **** a fat chick.
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:29 PM   #6
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:30 PM   #7
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:31 PM   #8
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:32 PM   #9
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Another of my Dad's favorites -

"What does that have to do with the price of butter in Moscow?"
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:52 PM   #10
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Another of my Dad's favorites -

"What does that have to do with the price of butter in Moscow?"
Replace butter in Moscow with tea in China.
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:35 PM   #11
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #12
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:50 PM   #13
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:38 PM   #14
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"it's hotter than a freshly ****ed fox in a Forrest fire."
"it's colder than a nun's **** on Sunday"
It's hotter than two rats fucking in wool sock.
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:57 PM   #15
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I always heard it as "colder than a well diggers ass"
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