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Old 11-18-2020, 09:11 PM  
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Who here uses a bidet?
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...



Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:39 PM   #16
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There are typically hand towels that are meant to complement bidet usage (or at least there are in some European hotels I used to frequent). I believe this solves the wet anus issue without having to leave bits of wet tissue on your backside.
Wait, a non-disposable/shouldn’t be flushed towel?
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:39 PM   #17
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Ohhhhh. My anus’ interest is piqued.
spray that shit out of there. Then heat it with the hidden hair dryer that pops out. No wiping. No wet ass. We need this in our life’s.
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:40 PM   #18
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Ohhhhh. My anus’ interest is piqued.
There is also a massage mode.
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:42 PM   #19
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That’s a bit much/gay. * Goes on Amazon, hides browsing history *
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:43 PM   #20
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I have used a bidet for years and I feel like a peasant when I have to poop somewhere without one.

We probably use 75% less TP than we used to. Bidet and one wipe, clean as a whistle.

Using a good psyllium fiber supplement also makes wipes very clean and easy. The poop binds together and becomes less sticky with the fiber. Usually I can get clean with 1 or 2 wipes.
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Not if you get me with an air dryer. Not only is it functional, it’s a treat. Otherwise you just wipe afterward.
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There is also a massage mode.
A Bidet for men. Put it on Amazon. Retire rich.
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:43 PM   #22
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, what kind of reerun town do you live in?
I actually don't live in any town. This Walmart is about 20 minutes away from my home. There is a tiny grocery store in a village about 10 minutes away but the prices are, on average, 33% higher than at Walmart so I don't go there often.
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:46 PM   #23
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Wait, a non-disposable/shouldn’t be flushed towel?
I'm guessing the same principle applies here...
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Old 11-18-2020, 09:46 PM   #24
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I put one it about 18 months ago. I give it 5 stars.
After a thorough jet stream to the starfish, I daub off the extra water with toilet paper.
I go through one roll of TP in about 3.5 weeks.
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I put one it about 18 months ago. I give it 5 stars.
After a thorough jet stream to the starfish, I daub off the extra water with toilet paper.
I go through one roll of TP in about 3.5 weeks.
I appreciate the information AND the Oh Brother Where Art Though quote in your sig
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I'm guessing the same principle applies here...
I haven’t shat on my balls since that time in highschool.
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That’s a bit much/gay. * Goes on Amazon, hides browsing history *
Hah. You’ll find there are lighted models with heated seats, wash and dry cycles, all kinds of good stuff.
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Hah. You’ll find there are lighted models with heated seats, wash and dry cycles, all kinds of good stuff.
Power would be required. Run an extension cord seems a bit pikey
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Power would be required. Run an extension cord seems a bit pikey
D’ya like dags? The cord comes out the back it’s about 5 feet long so you can run it along the baseboard.
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