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All I wanted was one decent shot, but because of a twacked out crazy bitch in front of me, all I could get were pictures of her head. I'm rowdy. I'm rough. I'm big and mean and tough. Go TEAM! Sorry, flashback... I get that concerts are full of drunken stupid people having their version of fun. But this chick was jumping up and down out of her seat and back and forth in her half empty aisle. I know the smell of meth in the morning. Or evening I suppose in this case... But she was whacked. Everyone around us was getting irritated. So she was asked to find a way to remain still. To which we were all given a **** you no. So I sat down beside her. She attempted to talk to me. Actually invaded the bubble of my seat and leaned her disgusting foul breath towards me to inform me that I didn't know who I was dealing with. I did a cute little rising block with my left arm, she put her hands on my arm and I sat her down in her chair. I get that I'm not super intimidating, but her boyfriend immediately drug her kicking and screaming ass up and over the wall and they bolted. She could either smell my shodokan or my CP.
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04-26-2009, 11:09 PM | #63 |
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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04-26-2009, 11:10 PM | #64 |
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She had a great personality!
P.S. **** you.
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04-27-2009, 12:04 AM | #65 |
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I checked, it's not her. Shoot, would have made a great story.
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04-27-2009, 12:18 AM | #66 |
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I was at the Chiefs Chicago game a few years back. Sitting right next to the visitor tunnel right off the field. This crazy annoying lady with glasses didn't really have the feel for the game. Screaming when we should have been quiet and when it was time to get loud didn't have a clue what she was supposed to do. Real annoying. So I tried to explain it to her. This didn't work as I was introduced to the history of her and her "partner" Well the next thing you know KC Wolf comes out and starts chucking twinkies into the stand. Throws some up high and some low and every now and then lets a fastball rip. Nails this lady in the head knocks her glasses about 5 yards down. She left after the security guard saw it, got her glasses back, and I assume got her to medical attention. Next time KC wolf was around I tossed him a $20.
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04-27-2009, 12:27 AM | #67 |
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Found someone kicking the shit out of a cat. So i kicked the shit out of him. I told him, that doesn't feel good does it? lol
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04-27-2009, 06:15 AM | #68 |
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I came home to my apartment one morning. It was a really nice morning. The sun was shining and the temperature was pretty mild and comfortable. It was early spring, the time of year when the weather is perfect in Austin, TX.
As I started climbing the outdoor stairs to my second floor apartment, I heard a noise behind me. When I turned around, I saw a guy on the back porch of the bottom level apartment in the adjacent building. He was hanging himself with a belt from the deck of the second floor apartment above him. He must have just kicked the stool out as I got home because he was swinging and clearly still alive. I shouted to my wife to get a knife and I ran back down to where the guy was and held him up until my wife got there and we cut him down. He was crying and talking about his girlfriend or something. He was pretty intoxicated on something but I don't know what. Someone from inside the apartment came out and said they'd take care of him and make sure he got help so I left. It was weird. I think it was more of a cry for help than a real suicide attempt, but it was real enough. I never saw the guy again and his apartment was vacant not too long after that so I don't know what ended up happening to him. I doubt that he killed himself, but who knows.
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04-27-2009, 06:19 AM | #69 |
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04-27-2009, 10:17 AM | #71 |
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04-27-2009, 10:29 AM | #72 |
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This thread is worthless without pics.
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04-27-2009, 10:47 AM | #73 |
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They have that song "Get Stoned," that's pretty good. They had a shitty one called "lips of an angel" that wasn't good to begin with, but it got overplayed ridiculously. It was like they were freaking nickelback or something.
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04-27-2009, 11:07 AM | #74 |
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I forgot all about the special ed kid(just slow, not a named affliction) in 7th grade that we found going in to change for practice that had his boy part stuck in a Seltzer bottle.
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04-27-2009, 11:12 AM | #75 |
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