So My Daughter Played Powder Puff Football Thursday Night And Wants To Brag

[Al Bundy]

idkwtfisgoinonhere

Soon to be womans college basketball player punches guy for trying to kiss her and now is playing football. You make your own mind up....

[BryanBusby]

Is this like a choose your own adventure book?

Well I'd suggest turning to page 77 instead, where you will embark on a mysterious adventure that details of working at a Waffle House!

[listopencil]

Soon to be womans college basketball player punches guy for trying to kiss her and now is playing football. You make your own mind up....

Get your story straight chump. Played soccer from 1st to 4th grade (Mom coached). Cheerleader in 5th (got a medal in competition) Played football in Jr High (went 1-1 in back-to-back championship games). Became disinterested in sports as puberty hit. Went to High School and started the anime club in 9th grade (the club she founded now goes on field trips to conventions). Got into art in general in 10th and 11th (has had a few pieces in local art shows). Has now buckled down academically and will be majoring in English, minoring in Art in college. Plans to be an English teacher in a foreign country by the time she is 25-30.

[Al Bundy]

Everything I stated was fact, chump.

[Marcellus]

CP is so bad ass, fans of other teams come here to duke it out with each other.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Everything I stated was fact, chump.

Actually false broski. I have no interest in basketball,my obnoxiously tall older brother took care of that. Also,I'm not 'playing' football,it was one game. :P

[listopencil]

Everything I stated was fact, chump.


No it wasn't, son. She isn't playing football now. She hasn't since 6th grade.

[beach tribe]

Dr Rockso will handle this.
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[Mr. Flopnuts]

I honestly don't think this will end well. I hope I'm wrong. List, you're good peeps so I'm sure your girl is too. Just be very, very aware of what's inevitably going to happen at some point.

Welcome aboard! Have fun, and don't let your guard down. I have to assume you both have a real good sense of internet vs real life.

[Scorp]

.....sad really.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/really.jpg

[burt]

.....sad really.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/really.jpg

I am so sorry that I am out of rep.....trying to get Daphne in the red!

Oh, wait....that wasn't meant to be dirty!

[wazu]

Some of the responses on here are pretty over-the-top. We've had people's kids posting on here before. I think Logical's son posted a few times. And isn't Bearcat Dartgod's son? I think he's an adult now, but thought he had posted on here a few times while still high school age. (Could be wrong.)

My son is a huge Chiefs fan, and by the time he's 16, I fully expect he'll know about and visit Chiefsplanet. My family/friends have heard references to it in casual conversation for years. Having been to games, he's heard drunken F-bombs and things at Arrowhead already. These experiences just made for teachable moments and a great opportunity for us to discuss. I would think some of the stupidity that is seen here would provide similar opportunities. That's better to me than him finding it somewhere I don't know about and us never discussing it.

[Al Bundy]

Broski??

[BigMeatballDave]

Has she been corrupted into being a Donkey fan?

Thats gotta be some sort of abuse. :)

[KCrockaholic]

WTF is this?

[burt]

WTF is this?

a train wreck

[Jim Jones]

MADLIB TIME!!

Complete the following...

The family that posts on ChiefsPlanet together, __________ together.

[Kyle DeLexus]

MADLIB TIME!!

Complete the following...

The family that posts on ChiefsPlanet together, __________ together.

The family that posts on ChiefsPlanet together, talks about dad's masturbation habits together.

[Bowser]

http://imagenes.gifmania.com.pr/Gifs-Animados-Peliculas-Cine/Animaciones-El-Incidente/mark-wahlberg.gif

[Thig Lyfe]

This thread lost its burst.

[Hitler's Falafel]

This thread lost its burst.

Maybe because the original poster and the topic stopped posting to celebrate Easter XD.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Broski??

Yup. Broski. I didn't feel like calling you chump or insulting you. Broski seemed to fit.

[Thig Lyfe]

Maybe because the original poster and the topic stopped posting to celebrate Easter XD.

What's Easter?

[Hitler's Falafel]

What's Easter?

The time of year a bunch of candy is consumed, plastic eggs hunted, family gatherings are planned, and mockery of the hardcore Christians comes about as we have oppurtunities to eat little confectionary saviors. :D

[Bugeater]

And isn't Bearcat Dartgod's son?
:hmmm:

[Bwana]

:hmmm:

Yeah, I think it's going to be news to both of them. I hope they take it ok.

[Bowser]

Yeah, I think it's going to be news to both of them. I hope they take it ok.

Isn't Bearcat Slayer's son?

[Bwana]

Isn't Bearcat Slayer's son?

:D

[wazu]

Yeah, I think it's going to be news to both of them. I hope they take it ok.

Okay, my mistake. There is some father/son duo on here. I should have taken better notes.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Okay, my mistake. There is some father/son duo on here. I should have taken better notes.

Roy 1-10

[Bwana]

Okay, my mistake. There is some father/son duo on here. I should have taken better notes.

Hmm? I know logical and his son both posted. Luv's Dad was on here for years. Slayer and Bearcat are brothers. I'm sure there are a few fathers and sons that both post, but none come to mind right away.

[Bwana]

Roy 1-10

Aww true, the Roy's. With that being said, Jr. doesn't post much these days. The last time he posted with gusto, was just after we drafted Rich Scanlon.

[Simplicity]

listopencil... I don't know how I can put this in a nice way... But bro... Your shit is ****ed up.

[wazu]

Roy 1-10

That's who I'm thinking of.

[Bwana]

That's who I'm thinking of.

Honest mistake, Dart was an old whore, back in the day. :evil:

[wazu]

There are probably others. The smarter way to do it would probably be not to announce it publicly.

[Bwana]

There are probably others. The smarter way to do it would probably be not to announce it publicly.

Heh, kind of like hitting the lottery.

[KcMizzou]

That's who I'm thinking of.Understandable. I mix up Bearcat and Roy Jr. all the time.

[Bugeater]

I mix up frazod and Wickedson all the time.

[KcMizzou]

I mix up frazod and Wickedson all the time.LMAO Them's fightin' words.

[Kyle DeLexus]

That's who I'm thinking of.

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Flopnuts and his dear old dad milkman?

[Bearcat]

Isn't Bearcat Slayer's son?

Understandable. I mix up Bearcat and Roy Jr. all the time.

ROFL

[Hitler's Falafel]

listopencil... I don't know how I can put this in a nice way... But bro... Your shit is ****ed up.

You don't even know,you're just some 15 year old :P. At least he has a job, family, and some positive fame online.You got called a dick on your profile. Who's effed up, really?

[listopencil]

I honestly don't think this will end well. I hope I'm wrong. List, you're good peeps so I'm sure your girl is too. Just be very, very aware of what's inevitably going to happen at some point.

Welcome aboard! Have fun, and don't let your guard down. I have to assume you both have a real good sense of internet vs real life.


Yes, this is the key point that many people seem to miss.

[listopencil]

listopencil... I don't know how I can put this in a nice way... But bro... Your shit is ****ed up.

Hey, it's not my fault that you're too dorky for my sixteen year old daughter to take seriously.

[listopencil]

The family that posts on ChiefsPlanet together, talks about dad's masturbation habits together.

Wow, the thought of me masturbating seems to really be titillating a lot of guys one here. NTTAWWT. I support human rights. Including those of homosexuals. You go girl.

[Thig Lyfe]

You don't even know,you're just some 15 year old :P. At least he has a job, family, and some positive fame online.You got called a dick on your profile. Who's effed up, really?

Yo, listopencil's e-famous? Is he tubgirl or something?

[Hitler's Falafel]

Yo, listopencil's e-famous? Is he tubgirl or something?

I meant on here lol. Wouldn't tubgirl be a girl? o.o

[Thig Lyfe]

I meant on here lol. Wouldn't tubgirl be a girl? o.o

You'd think that. ;-)

[Hitler's Falafel]

You'd think that. ;-)

Oooooh XD.

[Fairplay]

Even beerme had to flee this thread it was getting that bad.

[KcMizzou]

I meant on here lol. Wouldn't tubgirl be a girl? o.oHe's not famous here. He's just a likable Broncos fan.

So he's.... rare. He's one of a very few.

[listopencil]

Yo, listopencil's e-famous? Is he tubgirl or something?

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[Hitler's Falafel]

He's not famous here. He's just a likable Broncos fan.

So he's.... rare. He's one of a very few.

Ah. Well he's famous to me (: . More well known/liked than Simlpicity,would you say?

[KcMizzou]

Ah. Well he's famous to me (: . More well known/liked than Simlpicity,would you say?Haha... I'm not touching that.

I like the "famous to me" comment. Cool stuff.

[Ebolapox]

Ah. Well he's famous to me (: . More well known/liked than Simlpicity,would you say?

eh, few people really give a fuck about either of them to be honest.

[Hitler's Falafel]

eh, few people really give a fuck about either of them to be honest.

Ah :0.

[Thig Lyfe]

You use a lot of emotion icons. (Or "emoticons.")

[Rams Fan]

Let's go to a Starbucks sometime.

[Hitler's Falafel]

You use a lot of emotion icons. (Or "emoticons.")

Yup. It's probably due to my love of anime/japanese animation. No,not the pornographic stuff,but the cutesy,humourous parts.:D

[Rams Fan]

Also, Falafel when made correctly is the shit.

[KurtCobain]

Ah. Well he's famous to me (: . More well known/liked than Simlpicity,would you say?

I SMELL A POPULARITY CONTEST BREWING!!!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Even beerme had to flee this thread it was getting that bad.

EXACTLY! And what does THAT tell ya?!

(I knew there would be a reason to open this thread again)

[Hitler's Falafel]

I SMELL A POPULARITY CONTEST BREWING!!!

It's not much of a contest.:shake:

[Hitler's Falafel]

Also, Falafel when made correctly is the shit.

I don't think I've ever had it before. :0

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't think I've ever had it before. :0

If you're going to use so damn many smilies please learn to use the ones conveniently provided for you. Otherwise you come off like a teenage girl.

[Rams Fan]

I don't think I've ever had it before. :0

Tell your dad to get some for you.

[Hitler's Falafel]

If you're going to use so damn many smilies please learn to use the ones conveniently provided for you. Otherwise you come off like a teenage girl.

Hmmm I wonder why.... d: (:. n.n o.o >o< = w= >.>" D: :3 <:0 r.r 0X ^(ouo)^ (>owo)> [omnomnom]

[Hitler's Falafel]

Tell your dad to get some for you.

Mkay.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hmmm I wonder why.... d: (:. n.n o.o >o< = w= >.>" D: :3 <:0 r.r 0X ^(ouo)^ (>owo)> [omnomnom]

Srsly. They're right there on the right hand side of the text box when you post.

[KcMizzou]

STOP MAKING YOUR HAPPY FACE BACKWARDS!

[Fairplay]

EXACTLY! And what does THAT tell ya?!

(I knew there would be a reason to open this thread again)



Don't open till Christmas.

[Thig Lyfe]

Yup. It's probably due to my love of anime/japanese animation. No,not the pornographic stuff,but the cutesy,humourous parts.:D

You mean like The Pokey Men?

[DaFace]

I'm gonna guess redditor.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Srsly. They're right there on the right hand side of the text box when you post.

Yeah but I'm used to the ones I used up there.
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[Hitler's Falafel]

You mean like The Pokey Men?

Yup (: .

[Hitler's Falafel]

STOP MAKING YOUR HAPPY FACE BACKWARDS!

Nope. If I make it frontways it'll animate. Me no gusta. (:

[Coach]

I don't think this is a wise idea, listopencil....

But good luck.

[Fairplay]

beddy-bye time. g'night precious.

[chiefs2012]

Nope. If I make it frontways it'll animate. Me no gusta. (:

do you like it doggy style?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Over the line.

Agreed but....... welcome to ChiefsPlanet. This is why so many people have given your dad crap. This is a site full of adult males. Don't be surprised... you or dad.

[Thig Lyfe]

do you like it doggy style?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxhmnHNUZ1r451pk.gif

[Hitler's Falafel]

do you like it doggy style?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/074/461/I-SEE-WHAT-YOU-DID-THERE_HOLYSHIT.jpg?1285821406

[Pablo]

Agreed but....... welcome to ChiefsPlanet. This is why so many people have given your dad crap. This is a site full of adult males. Don't be surprised... you or dad.No shit.

If her dad's excellent idea was to subject her to a site full of perverted, anonymous cyber dudes then that was pretty tame.

[NewChief]

I used to have a thing against emoticons that transformed into icons as well. It really bothered me to the point that I had smilies turned off for a while. It's interesting how my attitude toward them has evolved over time (not that I'm gobo :p ;) ROFL :banghead: :spock:) or anything... but you know)

[Hitler's Falafel]

I used to have a thing against emoticons that transformed into icons as well. It really bothered me to the point that I had smilies turned off for a while. It's interesting how my attitude toward them has evolved over time (not that I'm gobo :p ;) ROFL :banghead: :spock:) or anything... but you know)

Well I don't have a problem with them really, it's just I prefer mine. Ecxept for the :clap: one. (:

[Hitler's Falafel]

Agreed but....... welcome to ChiefsPlanet. This is why so many people have given your dad crap. This is a site full of adult males. Don't be surprised... you or dad.

Meh,it doesn't bother me that much. High school boys do the same things.

[KcMizzou]

Meh,it doesn't bother me that much. High school boys do the same things.LMAO Aint that the truth. The humor where I work is basically the same as an 8th grade locker room.

We never really "grow up". Certainly not on the internet.

[Ebolapox]

didn't bill o'reilly have make some racy comments about falafel? classy guy, there.

[Hitler's Falafel]

No shit.

If her dad's excellent idea was to subject her to a site full of perverted, anonymous cyber dudes then that was pretty tame.

I dunno about tame,but blunt and lame,yes. His idea was to share his interests with me since, ya'know, we're a family, and families that are closer together are happier. If we didn't share interests and things that brought us any form of joy, then we'd be a pretty dysfunctional family. Granted, several people in this particular fandom are immature, but it doesn't really matter. Through laughing at your guys's responses we've bonded closer. If I have to read some dummy's attempt at a joking sexual comment, I will, because I enjoy any form of time with my dad. Who is reading these posts too.

[Thig Lyfe]

I wanna make an anime about football where the quarterback has tentacles and then an explosion!!!

[Hitler's Falafel]

LMAO Aint that the truth. The humor where I work is basically the same as an 8th grade locker room.

We never really "grow up". Certainly not on the internet.

Sounds about right lol. Girls aren't often mature online either, just pms-y and full of quotes about things that no one cares about. Coming from an abnormal girl.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I wanna make an anime about football where the quarterback has tentacles and then an explosion!!!

That probably already exists,but make the linemen 12 year old school girls and add the tag 'hentai'. XD

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Flopnuts and his dear old dad milkman?

Yeah, but I'm 35, and he's 104.

[luv]

Meh,it doesn't bother me that much. High school boys do the same things.

Men don't mature beyond the age of 14...or whatever age they are whenever they have their first wet dream.

[KcMizzou]

Men don't mature beyond the age of 14...or whatever age they are whenever they have their first wet dream.We just learn to stifle our love of dick and fart jokes when necessary.

[Thig Lyfe]

We just learn to stifle our love of dick and fart jokes when necessary.

yo momma so fat she farted on her own dick!!!!

[Hitler's Falafel]

Men don't mature beyond the age of 14...or whatever age they are whenever they have their first wet dream.

Lol fun. Hello~!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Meh,it doesn't bother me that much. High school boys do the same things.

Don't take this as an attack on you or listo because it's not. I'm sure you're a bright, intelligent and clever young woman. You've already shown you can take a joke. I "believe" that there are a number of members here that are uncomfortable with a 16 year old girl being a member... not as much because of who she might be... but because "we" don't want to have to change the way we enjoy CP. There are women here that are valued members but they're adults. Just speaking personally I don't feel as comfortable knowing any teenage girl could be reading anything I write. It's not my job to be your parent, I know... and I won't try to be nor will anyone else... but as rude and generally uncouth as many here can be and as a father myself... I'm not glad to have you as a member. No offense personally.

CP is what it is because we can all speak openly and even if you say it's ok to do that there's still the fact that you're a teenage girl... and as pervy as many of us can get most people here can still see the difference between being pervy amongst the guys and doing it with someone like you here. It's not a comfortable place to be for me... I'll assume some others may feel the same way.

If you're going to stay then so be it. I'm not leaving because there's a kid/girl in the room but at the same time I would never, ever want my daughter being a member here because I don't think it's a place for her. She's 15 btw.

Just my 2 cents. Again, no offense.

[luv]

We just learn to stifle our love of dick and fart jokes when necessary.

I totally read that as two separate items, and not two different types of jokes.

[KcMizzou]

I totally read that as two separate items, and not two different types of jokes."Our love of dick, and fart jokes" ?

LMAO

[Hitler's Falafel]

Don't take this as an attack on you or listo because it's not. I'm sure you're a bright, intelligent and clever young woman. You've already shown you can take a joke. I "believe" that there are a number of members here that are uncomfortable with a 16 year old girl being a member... not as much because of who she might be... but because "we" don't want to have to change the way we enjoy CP. There are women here that are valued members but they're adults. Just speaking personally I don't feel as comfortable knowing any teenage girl could be reading anything I write. It's not my job to be your parent, I know... and I won't try to be nor will anyone else... but as rude and generally uncouth as many here can be and as a father myself... I'm not glad to have you as a member. No offense personally.

CP is what it is because we can all speak openly and even if you say it's ok to do that there's still the fact that you're a teenage girl... and as pervy as many of us can get most people here can still see the difference between being pervy amongst the guys and doing it with someone like you here. It's not a comfortable place to be for me... I'll assume some others may feel the same way.

If you're going to stay then so be it. I'm not leaving because there's a kid/girl in the room but at the same time I would never, ever want my daughter being a member here because I don't think it's a place for her. She's 15 btw.

Just my 2 cents. Again, no offense.

It's all cool. I don't plan to be on here much,and I'm not aiming to change this site to be kid friendly. I'm only going into threads my dad starts, and only ones he says I can. I'm alright with you guys typing however you want, and I don't want you to feel...edited. I know it's more fun to speak/type freely and if it's really upsetting to you guys that a female minor is on here,then I won't post or whatever. I won't delete this account because I would definitely log on as an adult(this website is freaking funny)[also I like my username,so I'mma save it]. I'd prefer not to,you guys seem cool,but if me being here makes you less cool,I'll back off for the most part. No offense taken, it's nice to hear honest opinion. (Sorry for the text wall)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's all cool. I don't plan to be on here much,and I'm not aiming to change this site to be kid friendly. I'm only going into threads my dad starts, and only ones he says I can. I'm alright with you guys typing however you want, and I don't want you to feel...edited. I know it's more fun to speak/type freely and if it's really upsetting to you guys that a female minor is on here,then I won't post or whatever. I won't delete this account because I would definitely log on as an adult(this website is freaking funny)[also I like my username,so I'mma save it]. I'd prefer not to,you guys seem cool,but if me being here makes you less cool,I'll back off for the most part. No offense taken, it's nice to hear honest opinion. (Sorry for the text wall)

I'm glad you're sticking to threads listo starts or says are ok. Have a good time then. Good job hitting that creep boy too. He had it comin.

[luv]

Don't take this as an attack on you or listo because it's not. I'm sure you're a bright, intelligent and clever young woman. You've already shown you can take a joke. I "believe" that there are a number of members here that are uncomfortable with a 16 year old girl being a member... not as much because of who she might be... but because "we" don't want to have to change the way we enjoy CP. There are women here that are valued members but they're adults. Just speaking personally I don't feel as comfortable knowing any teenage girl could be reading anything I write. It's not my job to be your parent, I know... and I won't try to be nor will anyone else... but as rude and generally uncouth as many here can be and as a father myself... I'm not glad to have you as a member. No offense personally.

CP is what it is because we can all speak openly and even if you say it's ok to do that there's still the fact that you're a teenage girl... and as pervy as many of us can get most people here can still see the difference between being pervy amongst the guys and doing it with someone like you here. It's not a comfortable place to be for me... I'll assume some others may feel the same way.

If you're going to stay then so be it. I'm not leaving because there's a kid/girl in the room but at the same time I would never, ever want my daughter being a member here because I don't think it's a place for her. She's 15 btw.

Just my 2 cents. Again, no offense.

If she feels the need to play with the big boys, and her dad is okay with that for whatever reason, then I don't think we're anyone to judge.

[Thig Lyfe]

Odds that this is actually listopencil's teenage girl alter ego?

[Hitler's Falafel]

I'm glad you're sticking to threads listo starts or says are ok. Have a good time then. Good job hitting that creep boy too. He had it comin.

Hehe,thanks.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Odds that this is actually listopencil's teenage girl alter ego?

Nah,if he had a teenage girl alter ego she'd probably be slutty so he could troll the statutory rapists XDD.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If she feels the need to play with the big boys, and her dad is okay with that for whatever reason, then I don't think we're anyone to judge.

Seems she understood I wasn't judging her. She understood my point and it's all good.

[luv]

"Our love of dick, and fart jokes" ?

LMAO

That's how I read it. I thought WTF? It took me a minute for it to sink in.

[Thig Lyfe]

That's how I read it. I thought WTF? It took me a minute for it to sink in.

It took a minute for the dick to sink in?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Honestly, I'd go all Kirstie Tynes up in here if I wasn't a mod. Probably best for everyone.

[KcMizzou]

Honestly, I'd go all Kirstie Tynes up in here if I wasn't a mod. Probably best for everyone.With great power, comes great responsibility.

[luv]

It took a minute for the dick to sink in?

Actually, I guess it took a minute for me to realize it wasn't a dick to sink in.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

With great power, comes great responsibility.

I has a sad... :(

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I has a sad... :(

Gonzo said I have something like "full mod access" now. Does that mean I can be evil?

:D

[luv]

Gonzo said I have something like "full mod access" now. Does that mean I can be evil?

:D

Wait, you're a mod?

[Bearcat]

Wait, you're a mod?

It's part of our new Mod of the Month program... voting is strictly inner circle.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Wait, you're a mod?

You should stop hating me luv.

:)

LOL... no I'm not a mod. I have special privliges because I'm awesome like that. At least I don't think I'm a mod....

No I'm not a mod.

Scared you though?

[luv]

It's part of our new Mod of the Month program... voting is strictly inner circle.

Oh, now I know I don't stand a chance. ;)

[lcarus]

Men don't mature beyond the age of 14...or whatever age they are whenever they have their first wet dream.

My first possible wet dream I got rejected. It went like this. Because I know you're dying to know the details.

It was lightly snowing on a chilly New England night. I was strolling down an old looking "main street", smoking a cigar. Fran Drescher pulled up in a stretch limo, rolled down the window and said "Hey fella, you wanna penetwate my evewy owifice?" I said "Hey! Aren't you that really annoying jewish chick from The Nanny?"


Ya know what...nevermind. This is too depressing to reveal. I'll just tell you how it ended up. I got rejected by Fran and got arrested for chasing her down main street stark naked. I then woke up and was disappointed to find out that my stupid little comforter with cartoon dinosaurs on it was dry...dry as a bone. Precursor to my future sex life? I'll let Fran be the judge of that.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oh, now I know I don't stand a chance. ;)

Just because Gonzo, Bearcat, Flopnuts and Bwana are all good friends of mine and one of them gave me "full mod access" doesn't mean anyone needs to be concerned.

[Bearcat]

Just because Gonzo, Bearcat, Flopnuts and Bwana are all good friends of mine and one of them gave me "full mod access" doesn't mean anyone needs to be concerned.

The first rule of inner circle...

[Kyle DeLexus]

My first possible wet dream I got rejected. It went like this. Because I know you're dying to know the details.

It was lightly snowing on a chilly New England night. I was strolling down an old looking "main street", smoking a cigar. Fran Drescher pulled up in a stretch limo, rolled down the window and said "Hey fella, you wanna penetwate my evewy owifice?" I said "Hey! Aren't you that really annoying jewish chick from The Nanny?"


Ya know what...nevermind. This is too depressing to reveal. I'll just tell you how it ended up. I got rejected by Fran and got arrested for chasing her down main street stark naked. I then woke up and was disappointed to find out that my stupid little comforter with cartoon dinosaurs on it was dry...dry as a bone. Precursor to my future sex life? I'll let Fran be the judge of that.

You got rejected because you didn't powder your balls didn't you? That's why you are such a proponent of the movement.

[lcarus]

You got rejected because you didn't powder your balls didn't you? That's why you are such a proponent of the movement.

You may be on to something. That could be a good slogan for my new ball powder. "Dry balls equals a wet dick. Chowder Powder - coming soon to a store near you!"

[Kyle DeLexus]

You may be on to something. That could be a good slogan for my new ball powder. "Dry balls equals a wet dick. Chowder Powder - coming soon to a store near you!"

If you have a manly scent like saw dust or fresh cut grass, you got a customer.

[J Diddy]

"Our love of dick, and fart jokes" ?

LMAO

I have no love on the former and minimal on the latter.

[lcarus]

If you have a manly scent like saw dust or fresh cut grass, you got a customer.

ROFL Good thinkin. Maybe have some limited time offers like "catchers mitt" for when baseball season starts, and WD-40

[Kyle DeLexus]

ROFL Good thinkin. Maybe have some limited time offers like "catchers mitt" for when baseball season starts, and WD-40

Now you are on to something. Better get to work before someone steals your ideas.

[luv]

My first possible wet dream I got rejected. It went like this. Because I know you're dying to know the details.

It was lightly snowing on a chilly New England night. I was strolling down an old looking "main street", smoking a cigar. Fran Drescher pulled up in a stretch limo, rolled down the window and said "Hey fella, you wanna penetwate my evewy owifice?" I said "Hey! Aren't you that really annoying jewish chick from The Nanny?"


Ya know what...nevermind. This is too depressing to reveal. I'll just tell you how it ended up. I got rejected by Fran and got arrested for chasing her down main street stark naked. I then woke up and was disappointed to find out that my stupid little comforter with cartoon dinosaurs on it was dry...dry as a bone. Precursor to my future sex life? I'll let Fran be the judge of that.

Guys remember their first wet dream. Me? I remember the first poem I ever wrote when I was 10 years old.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Guys remember their first wet dream. Me? I remember the first poem I ever wrote when I was 10 years old.

was the title "Wet Dream"?

[Bugeater]

Guys remember their first wet dream.
I suppose if they've ever had one they do.

[lcarus]

Guys remember their first wet dream. Me? I remember the first poem I ever wrote when I was 10 years old.

Do girls have wet dreams?

http://www.4aceswholesale.com/cart/images/Squirt%20Soda%20Safe%20Can.JPG

Or if it's that time of the month...

http://steveandamysly.tannerworld.com/databank/image_rubyredsquirt1.jpg

I'm sorry...my mind is definitely just wrong tonight.

[luv]

was the title "Wet Dream"?

LOL Nope. The title was Dream Boy.

[KurtCobain]

The first rule of inner circle...

Don't wipe.

[luv]

Do girls have wet dreams?

http://www.4aceswholesale.com/cart/images/Squirt%20Soda%20Safe%20Can.JPG

Or if it's that time of the month...

http://steveandamysly.tannerworld.com/databank/image_rubyredsquirt1.jpg

I'm sorry...my mind is definitely just wrong tonight.

I'm not a squirter, but yes. Women dream about having sex.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Rotflmao. Listo says "Ewwww."

[J Diddy]

I'm not a squirter, but yes. Women dream about having sex.
For some reason I had this image in my head for this.
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/i%20am%20not%20a%20crook" target="_blank"><img src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e386/PwnagePictures/c0be3a69.jpg" border="0" alt="I AM NOT A CROOK Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
I am not a squirter.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't think I've ever had a wet dream. Not that I remember anyway. I must have started masterbating too young.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm not a squirter, but yes. Women dream about having sex.

You can admit that it was about me.

[J Diddy]

You can admit that it was about me.

Prolly bout skip towne.


He was man nuff to haze the newbs.

[Gonzo]

Just because Gonzo, Bearcat, Flopnuts and Bwana are all good friends of mine and one of them gave me "full mod access" doesn't mean anyone needs to be concerned.

That's right, motherbitches. Beerme knows the secret "inner circle" handshake.

[Coach]

Prolly bout skip towne.


He was man nuff to haze the newbs.

Yeah. I can only imagine what his reaction would be if he were to try to haze this one. He'd probably go "WTF" after seeing her japanese smilies and such.

[J Diddy]

That's right, motherbitches. Beerme knows the secret "inner circle" handshake.

and the subsequent mod reach around

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Prolly bout skip towne.


He was man nuff to haze the newbs.

I just figured it was me since she asked me to share a hotel room with her once. I was all WTF? It was all about saving money though on a trip to KC. I'm certain.

[J Diddy]

I just figured it was me since she asked me to share a hotel room with her once. I was all WTF? It was all about saving money though on a trip to KC. I'm certain.

LMAO

[luv]

I just figured it was me since she asked me to share a hotel room with her once. I was all WTF? It was all about saving money though on a trip to KC. I'm certain.

LMAO

Great. I'll be the butt of another running CP joke. I think I'll go back into hiding now.

[Gonzo]

and the subsequent mod reach around

Don't speak of it.

[Tribal Warfare]

Is this thread HOC material yet?

[J Diddy]

Great. I'll be the butt of another running CP joke. I think I'll go back into hiding now.

Don't be a pussy. If you want to be one of the guys you got to take it like one of the guys.

Just don't take it like clayton.

[luv]

Don't be a pussy. If you want to be one of the guys you got to take it like one of the guys.

Just don't take it like clayton.

I have zero desire to be one of the guys. I'm perfectly happy being a chick.

[J Diddy]

I have zero desire to be one of the guys. I'm perfectly happy being a chick.

Oh.

Well then it's ok to take it like clayton.

[luv]

Oh.

Well then it's ok to take it like clayton.

LMAO

[Lumpy]

Welcome to CP, Listopencil's daughter! :)

Have you seen this 'ghost walking behind a kid' video yet?

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[Jim Jones]

I'm sorry, but after reading that football story, all I can imagine is that Listopencil's daughter must look exactly like Nick Mangold's sister.


http://fs.ncaa.org/Docs/doubleazone/images/holly_mangold.jpg
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/assets/120307095234-holley-mangold-1-story-body.jpg

[listopencil]

I'm sorry, but after reading that football story, all I can imagine is that Listopencil's daughter must look exactly like Nick Mangold's sister.


http://fs.ncaa.org/Docs/doubleazone/images/holly_mangold.jpg
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/assets/120307095234-holley-mangold-1-story-body.jpg



Holy crap. No, not at all.

[BryanBusby]

I'm sorry, but after reading that football story, all I can imagine is that Listopencil's daughter must look exactly like Nick Mangold's sister.


http://fs.ncaa.org/Docs/doubleazone/images/holly_mangold.jpg
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/assets/120307095234-holley-mangold-1-story-body.jpg

holy shit what a ham beast lol

[Iowanian]

I'm excited for the first prom photos that result in this brilliant idea becoming the next round of Fisty McTat.

[JOhn]

Welcome to CP, Listopencil's daughter! :)

Have you seen this 'ghost walking behind a kid' video yet?

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FUCK!!!
Every FUCKING time.... :#

[Aries Walker]

Personally, I think it's cool to have a second generation poster, especially now that she's learned to put spaces after her periods and commas.

[JD10367]

Don't be a pussy. If you want to be one of the guys you got to take it like one of the guys.

Just don't take it like clayton.

:spock:

[Deberg_1990]

Personally, I think it's cool to have a second generation poster,

Wow, she was only 4 when Chiefsplanet was invented.

[luv]

Personally, I think it's cool to have a second generation poster, especially now that she's learned to put spaces after her periods and commas.

I'm a second generation poster. Also, royr and lil stumppy, and grandllamajr.

[Mr. Plow]

Has Kurt Cobain been in the thread and made it creepy yet? :)

[Setsuna]

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD! Geez people, enough.

[burt]

after her periods .

I believe you crossed the line!

[burt]

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD! Geez people, enough.

Oh, and STFU N00b!

[The Dawg]

A little late to the part but welcome listopencil's daughter! Hitler killer or whatever your name is.

Oh I mean Hitler's Falafel. Welcome!

[The Dawg]

I think this is secretly just listo posting under a mult account. Think about how foolproof that would be.

This was my first thought as well. :hmmm:

[Setsuna]

This was my first thought as well. :hmmm:

If that's the case then yall are all raging homosexuals for getting hard ons you pedos. And don't sticky this crap, this is an insult to the prayer threads that were stickied and I'm serious about that.

[Sofa King]

If that's the case then yall are all raging homosexuals for getting hard ons you pedos. And don't sticky this crap, this is an insult to the prayer threads that were stickied and I'm serious about that.

Jags fan's opinions aren't valued around here.

[BigCatDaddy]

If that's the case then yall are all raging homosexuals for getting hard ons you pedos. And don't sticky this crap, this is an insult to the prayer threads that were stickied and I'm serious about that.

I prefer the term Romeosexual, thank you.

[Setsuna]

Jags fan's opinions aren't valued around here.
:sulk:

I prefer the term Romeosexual, thank you.
Fair enough. Oh and btw...pretty sure the child is in school.

[Thig Lyfe]

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD! Geez people, enough.

bump

[luv]

If that's the case then yall are all raging homosexuals for getting hard ons you pedos. And don't sticky this crap, this is an insult to the prayer threads that were stickied and I'm serious about that.

1. Says the guy who insulted someone in a prayer thread.
2. You've been around here for seven months? STFU
3. Are you a Jags fan, a TB fan, or a Jets fan? I can't keep up.

[vailpass]

This might be the worst cry for attention not posted by Gochiefs that I've ever seen here.

[Chief Roundup]

This thread was stickied because?????????????

[talastan]

This thread was stickied because?????????????

Probably to drive Setsuna nutz!!! ;)

[Setsuna]

1. Says the guy who insulted someone in a prayer thread.
2. You've been around here for seven months? STFU
3. Are you a Jags fan, a TB fan, or a Jets fan? I can't keep up.
TB? Where did that crap come from? Jets? I hate the Jets. I live in Jax so I root for them, otherwise I don't have a team, I just like other teams and hate others.
Oh and I said he was lying, I didn't attack the child nor his family. I got an infraction for it and that pissed me off when all he had to do was delete the post and go about his business. There have been SOOO much worse things said that have gotten a pass it is laughable and you say I've been here for 7 months yet you hate the idea of seniority getting preferential treatment. You hush your trap.

Probably to drive Setsuna nutz!!! ;)
Pretty much. THIS. :harumph:

[QuikSsurfer]

I'm excited for the first prom photos that result in this brilliant idea becoming the next round of Fisty McTat.

Oh snap - I forgot about that. Who was it that posted photos of their daughter's prom night?

[Simplicity]

Setsuna.

[SnakeXJones]

I'm sorry, but after reading that football story, all I can imagine is that Listopencil's daughter must look exactly like Nick Mangold's sister.


http://fs.ncaa.org/Docs/doubleazone/images/holly_mangold.jpg
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/assets/120307095234-holley-mangold-1-story-body.jpgThat is a huge bitch

[luv]

TB? Where did that crap come from? Jets? I hate the Jets. I live in Jax so I root for them, otherwise I don't have a team, I just like other teams and hate others.
Oh and I said he was lying, I didn't attack the child nor his family. I got an infraction for it and that pissed me off when all he had to do was delete the post and go about his business. There have been SOOO much worse things said that have gotten a pass it is laughable and you say I've been here for 7 months yet you hate the idea of seniority getting preferential treatment. You hush your trap.


You're a Tim Tebow jock strap supporter, so I thought that would make you an instant fan of the Jets now. My bad.

[talastan]

Bump! :D

[Chief Roundup]

This might be the worst cry for attention not posted by Gochiefs that I've ever seen here.

Don't know him and nomo are pretty neck and neck.

[Chief Roundup]

Probably to drive Setsuna nutz!!! ;)

Ahh ok. Why not make it his name for a while. LOL

[El Jefe]

I figured since it's a public place and you're all adults here,we should be able to avoid actual cuss words since some people on here have younger,more impressionable children,and they might read it. but alright,since you kindly pointed out that that is a bannable offense,I will simply type out a curse word from now on. Thank you very much sir. :clap:

Good luck with that LMAO

[burt]

Ahh ok. Why not make it his name for a while. LOL

How 'bout...."Eatstuna"

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO Setsuna is a fucking gem. I love that guy.

[Chief Roundup]

How 'bout...."Eatstuna"

Powderpuffmytuna????

[Ultra Peanut]

It's not even football season, dum-dums!

[Ultra Peanut]

Personally, I think it's cool to have a second generation poster, especially now that she's learned to put spaces after her periods and commas.That owns. I did the same thing when I was sixteen (no seriously, check the archives*).

holy shit what a ham beast lolverily, the most important thing about a woman (or even someone who is legally a child!) is how a guy feels about her appearance**

*oh god so old :deevee:
**this is what men actually believe

[Setsuna]

You're a Tim Tebow jock strap supporter, so I thought that would make you an instant fan of the Jets now. My bad.
Oh yeah because I was cursing out the Broncos organization for getting Manning and wanting to get rid of Tim...oh wait. That insult is played out and weak, find something else or you don't hold a candle to me.

LMAO Setsuna is a ****ing gem. I love that guy.

:hmmm: YOU stickied this thread didn't you!? :cuss:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Wasn't me. I was at work.

[RustShack]

cliff notes and pics?

[Setsuna]

cliff notes and pics?

listopencil has now become an attention whore by ironically whoring his daughter out on CP and there is a pic in some thread listopencil made about punching a boy for trying to kiss said daughter. Bump this thread again and I'll dock you 1,000,000 rep points.


Wasn't me. I was at work.
Hmmm....I wonder. Who has the power to do that again?

[Easy 6]

Jags fan's opinions aren't valued around here.

The jags arent even a real NFL team in my book.

After the early heyday of Coughlin, Brunell, Taylor, McCardell & Boselli, they pretty much turned into a glorified Canadian team.

[JOhn]

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD! Geez people, enough.

Just because this annoys the n00b to have this tread bumped....


Better get working on that -100,000,000 rep you threatened.. :rolleyes:

[listopencil]

listopencil has now become an attention whore by ironically whoring his daughter out on CP and there is a pic in some thread listopencil made about punching a boy for trying to kiss said daughter. Bump this thread again and I'll dock you 1,000,000 rep points.



Hmmm....I wonder. Who has the power to do that again?


Jesus, my daughter doesn't cry this much. Go take a Manprin or a Guydol or whatever it is you need.

[Al Bundy]

The jags arent even a real NFL team in my book.

After the early heyday of Coughlin, Brunell, Taylor, McCardell & Boselli, they pretty much turned into a glorified Canadian team.

Even then... they have a playoff win in 2007.....

[JOhn]

Jesus, my daughter doesn't cry this much. Go take a Manprin or a Guydol or whatever it is you need.

:)

[Fairplay]

Listo how did she come up with the name "Hitler's Falafel".

Just wondering.

[listopencil]

Listo how did she come up with the name "Hitler's Falafel".

Just wondering.


Just checking back in. I took my kids out of town to visit my sister for Spring Break, so I haven't been on here much. She says:

Hitler has an interesting mustache and I can imagine him eating a falafel. Because "falafel" sounds French (I know it's not French) and Hitler invaded France. So I picture Hitler going to France, sitting at a restaurant and eating their food as a way of pwning them.

[Iowanian]

This is going to not end well.


The good news is msshyguy now has her photo, town and school, and he's into chics that can fight back a little bit.



As to the more douchebags in HS, that's likely true in her case, probably a triple word score on that for having so many bronco fans in the district.
Might as well butter their bread with thalidomide.

[Earthling]

She's in High School. The kids there are generally meaner than the posters on Chiefs Planet and the High School has more douchebags.

Lol

[listopencil]

This is going to not end well.


The good news is msshyguy now has her photo, town and school, and he's into chics that can fight back a little bit.

Good thing she's never alone then, huh?



As to the more douchebags in HS, that's likely true in her case, probably a triple word score on that for having so many bronco fans in the district.
Might as well butter their bread with thalidomide.

Go google the phrase "In Partibus Infidelium". I live in Northern California. Agricultural territory.

[Hitler's Falafel]

If that's the case then yall are all raging homosexuals for getting hard ons you pedos. And don't sticky this crap, this is an insult to the prayer threads that were stickied and I'm serious about that.

Ya'know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you wanted them to sticky it all along. You've been having some serious emotional turmoil. For whatever reason you are scared of teenage girls. So scared that when one is even near to you in cyberspace you flip out and start complaining. To everyone. Even if they aren't in this thread. That would usually come from some tramatic thing in your past. Are you gitting into a tizzy because you are secretly a pedophile? If not,then you're just being a whiny bitch. But if you were then you should probably see a counselor. Young females aren't supposed to be scary.

[burt]

Young females aren't supposed to be scary.

BULLSHIT!!! And the older ones are even SCARIER!!!!

[Hitler's Falafel]

BULLSHIT!!! And the older ones are even SCARIER!!!!

XDD Well,all of us below 18 shouldn't be scary unless you're worried about statutory rape. And usually only the minors with something wrong with them are cool with statutory rape. The older females are scary. o.o

[burt]

XDD Well,all of us below 18 shouldn't be scary unless you're worried about statutory rape. And usually only the minors with something wrong with them are cool with statutory rape. The older females are scary. o.o

No. The minors all scheme more than the grown ones. ALL Y'ALL ARE SCAREY!!!

[Hitler's Falafel]

No. The minors all scheme more than the grown ones. ALL Y'ALL ARE SCAREY!!!

Lmao. Well, it's not intentional. I think. :3

[burt]

Lmao. Well, it's not intentional. I think. :3

Hey, my wife and daughter did this to me!

[Hitler's Falafel]

Hey, my wife and daughter did this to me!

Did what? :0

[burt]

Made me afraid......very afraid!

[Hitler's Falafel]

Made me afraid......very afraid!

Ahhh. They made you go buy pads?

[Direckshun]

I feel compelled to participate in this thread, yet I have nothing to add.

So consider this the full extent of my participation.

[burt]

Ahhh. They made you go buy pads?

NEVER!!!! Wash your mouth out!

[Deberg_1990]

Anyone else think this entire thread is one huge listopencil troll?
Posted via Mobile Device

[Direckshun]

Anyone else think this entire thread is one huge listopencil troll?

Thta thought has occurred to me as well.

You never see listopencil and Hitler's falafel in the same room at the same time...

[Hitler's Falafel]

Thta thought has occurred to me as well.

You never see listopencil and Hitler's falafel in the same room at the same time...

As far as I know you've never seen listopencil. And he deleted my picture. :3

[Hitler's Falafel]

NEVER!!!! Wash your mouth out!

:P It's not that big of a deal.

[KurtCobain]

Anyone else think this entire thread is one huge listopencil troll?
Posted via Mobile Device

I sure fucking do.

[burt]

I sure fucking do.

Not many here really care what you think.

[Thig Lyfe]

Not many here really care what you think.

Them's fightin' words.

[KurtCobain]

Not many here really care what you think.

I bet they do. I bet they log on their computers every fucking morning with a raging boner ready to see what I've written during the night. I bet they even call in their children and their wives to see the masterful artwork of Joey.

[Direckshun]

As far as I know you've never seen listopencil. And he deleted my picture. :3

He's a guy with arms and hair, right? I've seen him. He looks like a cross between Bill Bellamy and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I bet they do. I bet they log on their computers every fucking morning with a reading boney ready to see what I've written during the night. I bet they even call in their children and their wives to see the masterful artwork of Joey.

True story, bro. In fact, the whole reason I joined this site was to stalk your posts.

[Hitler's Falafel]

He's a guy with arms and hair, right? I've seen him. He looks like a cross between Bill Bellamy and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Had to Google those..... haha not really. More so like the woman,but just because of the hair color. I think.

[KurtCobain]

True story, bro. In fact, the whole reason I joined this site was to stalk your posts.

THERE WE GO

[Direckshun]

THERE WE GO

? (http://www.getthefive.com/media/cache/c6/b7/c6b79018ec12dde27436ce5566f4f690.jpg)

[Direckshun]

Had to Google those..... haha not really. More so like the woman,but just because of the hair color. I think.

Let it be known that according to his own daughter, listopencil looks like a haggardly Jewish woman.

[KurtCobain]

Let it be known that according to his own daughter, listopencil looks like a haggardly Jewish woman.

Still looks better than my whore of a mom.

[Direckshun]

Still looks better than my whore of a mom.

Do you kiss your whore of a mom with that mouth?

[KurtCobain]

Do you kiss your whore of a mom with that mouth?

I use more tongue than anything.

[Direckshun]

I use more tongue than anything.

You know... incest doesn't make a person a whore. It just makes them incestuous.

Which is still pretty bad, but let's be honest with ourselves here.

You might owe her an apology.

And by that, I mean cunnilingus.

Edit: Sorry listo & falafel. :( HE DRIVES ME TO POST THIS GARBAGE.

[Direckshun]

On a lighter note, I heard a six year old was disemboweled in a swimming pool.

[KurtCobain]

On a lighter note, I heard a six year old was disemboweled in a swimming pool.

It's been a few years now, so its ok. Last I heard Dane was pushing her through the porn industry.

[Hitler's Falafel]

You know... incest doesn't make a person a whore. It just makes them incestuous.

Which is still pretty bad, but let's be honest with ourselves here.

You might owe her an apology.

And by that, I mean cunnilingus.

Edit: Sorry listo & falafel. :( HE DRIVES ME TO POST THIS GARBAGE.

It's all cool,it's funny :3

[KurtCobain]

It's all cool,it's funny :3

What, you think me tonguing my moms vagina is funny? Wtf are they teaching you kids in school these days?

[Hitler's Falafel]

What, you think me tonguing my moms vagina is funny? Wtf are they teaching you kids in school these days?

Pssh,you said kissing,not that. And the teachers teach us nothing,it's all the stoners. My US History teacher had us watch School of Rock for education,you tell me.

[KurtCobain]

I didn't say what I was kissing. The damn dirty whore has herpes on her lips, I wouldn't kiss those.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I didn't say what I was kissing. The damn dirty whore has herpes on her lips, I wouldn't kiss those.

Take one for the team bro, your mom needs love too. And you can find others for that. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/X0DeIqJm4vM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Kyle DeLexus]

Ya'know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you wanted them to sticky it all along. You've been having some serious emotional turmoil. For whatever reason you are scared of teenage girls. So scared that when one is even near to you in cyberspace you flip out and start complaining. To everyone. Even if they aren't in this thread. That would usually come from some tramatic thing in your past. Are you gitting into a tizzy because you are secretly a pedophile? If not,then you're just being a whiny bitch. But if you were then you should probably see a counselor. Young females aren't supposed to be scary.

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.

[KurtCobain]

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.

Bears love a strong Bloody Mary.

[Bowser]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/this-thread-sucks/12/Thread-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

[Jenson71]

A gift to falafel:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9-n3Ydy7ras" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

xoxo
~ Literature

[Direckshun]

Is this the thread where we can ask falafel out to the prom?

Because that is a strong opening salvo.

Mine:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eMbEmeu85EU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Hitler's Falafel]

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.

Most animals do. Women past puberty still go camping. :3

[Hitler's Falafel]

Is this the thread where we can ask falafel out to the prom?

Because that is a strong opening salvo.

Mine:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eMbEmeu85EU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Already going with somebody :3. And prom shouldn't be interesting to a bunch of over 18 guys. We're not posting pics.

[Direckshun]

Already going with somebody :3. And prom shouldn't be interesting to a bunch of over 18 guys. We're not posting pics.

You raise compelling arguments.

[luv]

You know... incest doesn't make a person a whore. It just makes them incestuous.

Which is still pretty bad, but let's be honest with ourselves here.

You might owe her an apology.

And by that, I mean cunnilingus.

Edit: Sorry listo & falafel. :( HE DRIVES ME TO POST THIS GARBAGE.

How is this different from the other garbage?