So My Daughter Played Powder Puff Football Thursday Night And Wants To Brag

[Hitler's Falafel]

You raise compelling arguments.

I bet.

[Direckshun]

How is this different from the other garbage?

I am prone to believe incestuous cunnilingus occupies a special niche of indecency.

But, of course, it doesn't mean I won't go there.

Because what the fuck else am I going to do.

[Jenson71]

Already going with somebody :3

Who? I think this fine board should have final approval of the pairing.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Who? I think this fine board should have final approval of the pairing.

Interesting,how does it affect you?

[Direckshun]

Interesting,how does it affect you?

It affects us tremendously.

[Hitler's Falafel]

It affects us tremendously.

I see. Well,not uploading pictures. d: (:

[Kyle DeLexus]

Most animals do. Women past puberty still go camping. :3

You are putting the entire BB at risk and all you can say is women still go camping.

[Jenson71]

Interesting,how does it affect you?

It makes me incredibly jealous.

[Shogun]

hi, im shogun

[Kyle DeLexus]

hi, im shogun

You should date this guy.

He'll treat you right.

[Hitler's Falafel]

You are putting the entire BB at risk and all you can say is women still go camping.

http://intobolivian.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/u-mad-bro.jpg

[Jenson71]

How did he ask you to prom?

[Shogun]

You should date this guy.

He'll treat you right.

were only 5 years difference

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[Hitler's Falafel]

You should date this guy.

He'll treat you right.

Does he speak German? Does he live in Austria?

[Kyle DeLexus]

http://intobolivian.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/u-mad-bro.jpg

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/093/298/Ronnie8230-COME-AT-ME-BRO.jpeg?1318992465

[Shogun]

Does he speak German? Does he live in Austria?

Close, Kansas.

[KurtCobain]

Close, Kansas.

OH DOROTHY WHERE'S TODO??!?!

[Shogun]

OH DOROTHY WHERE'S TODO??!?!

In a gay dudes ass?

[luv]

I am prone to believe incestuous cunnilingus occupies a special niche of indecency.

But, of course, it doesn't mean I won't go there.

Because what the **** else am I going to do.

And this is why we love you.

[Direckshun]

We should have that dating game where three dudes line up.

Would totally be worth our time and effort.

[Hitler's Falafel]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/093/298/Ronnie8230-COME-AT-ME-BRO.jpeg?1318992465

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/y-u-mad.jpg

[Direckshun]

And this is why we love you.

Aw.

I never know what to say when somebody actually says something not designed to psychologically assault me.

So: thanks. :D

Let's fuck.

[Hitler's Falafel]

OH DOROTHY WHERE'S TODO??!?!

Shogun ate it. The a-hole.

[Shogun]

Shogun ate it. The a-hole.

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/146661-3/Mascot-eats-cheerleader.gif

[Direckshun]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/146661-3/Mascot-eats-cheerleader.gif

Where would we be without the Raptors.

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[Kyle DeLexus]

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/y-u-mad.jpg

http://t.qkme.me/367kvk.jpg

[Hitler's Falafel]

http://t.qkme.me/367kvk.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-hate-leads-to-anger.jpg

[Direckshun]

I feel like we're losing the main thread of discussion here, and that is mockery of falafel's boyfriend.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I feel like we're losing the main thread of discussion here, and that is mockery of falafel's boyfriend.

<.< He's not my boyfriend. Mocking him does nothing.

[Shogun]

Unaware

[Direckshun]

<.< He's not my boyfriend. Mocking him does nothing.

I bet he smells like fish.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I bet he smells like fish.

Lol nope,he smells ok.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I bet he smells like fish.

or mayonnaise.

[Shogun]

what type of music does little pencil listen to?

[Direckshun]

Lol nope,he smells ok.

Well, maybe you like the scent of fish.

It can be a pleasant odor in the right circumstances.

[Direckshun]

what type of music does little pencil listen to?

I get a million dollars if she says "everything."

[Shogun]

I get a million dollars if she says "everything."

deal

[Thig Lyfe]

I'm offended by the lighthearted reference to a man who slaughtered millions, frankly.

[Hitler's Falafel]

deal

Most music but not rap or country. Country is lame and predictable and rap is barely legible at times. ICP is one of the worst things in America.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I'm offended by the lighthearted reference to a man who slaughtered millions, frankly.

It's the internet,buck up mister. Isn't that like a requirment for this site? :P

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'm offended by the lighthearted reference to a man who slaughtered millions, frankly.

Truth.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Well, maybe you like the scent of fish.

It can be a pleasant odor in the right circumstances.

I believe he smells like normal teenage boy,which is Axe. I don't sniff him, so I don't really know.

[Shogun]

Most music but not rap or country. Country is lame and predictable and rap is barely legible at times. ICP is one of the worst things in America.

I disagree, hit em up by Tupac is clearly understandable and its one of the greatest songs ever created.

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[Nightfyre]

Well, maybe you like the scent of fish.

It can be a pleasant odor in the right circumstances.

If it smells like trout, get the fuck out. Words to live by.

[luv]

Aw.

I never know what to say when somebody actually says something not designed to psychologically assault me.

So: thanks. :D

Let's ****.
Sure. What not?

[Direckshun]

Most music but not rap or country. Country is lame and predictable and rap is barely legible at times. ICP is one of the worst things in America.

ICP is my favorite band.

Jiggalo's forever.

[Shogun]

ICP is my favorite band.

Jiggalo's forever.

ROFL

[Direckshun]

Sure. What not?

Don't fucking tempt me. I will snap you like a twig.

[Thig Lyfe]

It's the internet,buck up mister. Isn't that like a requirment for this site? :P

I'm pretty sure the gold stars he made the Jews wear said "buck up" on them.

[Shogun]

I'm pretty sure the gold stars he made the Jews wear said "buck up" on them.

Giving a Jew free gold?

what is this wizardry?

[Thig Lyfe]

Most music but not rap or country. Country is lame and predictable and rap is barely legible at times. ICP is one of the worst things in America.

The fact that you believe ICP to be representative of rap music is 10000000x more offensive than Hitler.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I'm pretty sure the gold stars he made the Jews wear said "buck up" on them.

You mean Kopf hoch? He spoke German,so it would be kinda weird for him to give them something in English. I mean, it's not like he was on very good terms with the UK or America. Sure, there were other English-speaking countries, but they tended to be on the Allied side. Or so my History teachers tell me. It might be false,my history teachers like to lie a lot.

[Hitler's Falafel]

The fact that you believe ICP to be representative of rap music is 10000000x more offensive than Hitler.

Lmao! No no,it's not representative, I'm just pointing out a specific group I dislike to give an idea. I know not all rap is /that/ bad. I'm cool with it if it has a nice message but I don't feel like listening to guys talking about their drugs and ho's.

[Kyle DeLexus]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-hate-leads-to-anger.jpg

http://memedump.com/d/2403-4/success-kid-meme-032.jpg

[Direckshun]

You mean Kopf hoch? He spoke German,so it would be kinda weird for him to give them something in English. I mean, it's not like he was on very good terms with the UK or America. Sure, there were other English-speaking countries, but they tended to be on the Allied side. Or so my History teachers tell me. It might be false,my history teachers like to lie a lot.

All of history is a lie.

Life did not start until 1986.

[Bowser]

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS!!

Someone ask her what her major is!

Well, hell. What it is going to be. Get on it, shogun.

[Deberg_1990]

ICP is my favorite band.

Jiggalo's forever.

Fuckin Magnets, how do they work?

[Hitler's Falafel]

http://memedump.com/d/2403-4/success-kid-meme-032.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/15as.jpg

[Thig Lyfe]

You mean Kopf hoch? He spoke German,so it would be kinda weird for him to give them something in English. I mean, it's not like he was on very good terms with the UK or America. Sure, there were other English-speaking countries, but they tended to be on the Allied side. Or so my History teachers tell me. It might be false,my history teachers like to lie a lot.

I didn't think I'd need to specify that the words in made up fact were translated from German, BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG.

[Shogun]

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS!!

Someone ask her what her major is!

Well, hell. What it is going to be. Get on it, shogun.

this is moving too fast, i just met the girl

wait wut

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This thread is still alive? listos kid is going to be a legend here before it's all over.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I didn't think I'd need to specify that the words in made up fact were translated from German, BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG.

Nope :P. And they'd probably say some sort of farewell. Knowing Hitler, something sarcastic.

[Kyle DeLexus]

http://i.qkme.me/15as.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/u_8fce29_1474489.jpg

[Kyle DeLexus]

Nope :P. And they'd probably say some sort of farewell. Knowing Hitler, something sarcastic.

wait. You know Hitler?

[Hitler's Falafel]

wait. You know Hitler?

Yep. U jelly? ;D

[Direckshun]

Knowing Hitler,

wat

[Kyle DeLexus]

Yep. U jelly? ;D

I prefer jam actually.

[Hitler's Falafel]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/u_8fce29_1474489.jpg

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[Direckshun]

Did Hitler smell like fish?

[Hitler's Falafel]

I prefer jam actually.

Strawberry? :3

[luv]

Can I just ask what all of the random symbols are supposed to mean?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Since I have "full mod access" now I'm thinking a name change to "listos kid" might be a good way to separate the girls from the women, the wheat from the chaffe, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian... all I have to do is say hi to Gonzo..........

:hmmm:

[Kyle DeLexus]

Can I just ask what all of the random symbols are supposed to mean?

I'm guessing it's some kind of weird german hitler code.

[Direckshun]

Can I just ask what all of the random symbols are supposed to mean?

:3 = cat smile

Or boobs.

But I'm guessing cat smile.

[Kyle DeLexus]

:3 = cat smile

Or boobs.

But I'm guessing cat smile.

I actually thought it was peter griffin

[Hitler's Falafel]

Can I just ask what all of the random symbols are supposed to mean?

D'you mean like this ' :3' ? If so :3 = kitty face. It's kinda a trolling face, but in general when you're entertained. It's an anime noob thing haha.

[luv]

D'you mean like this ' :3' ? If so :3 = kitty face. It's kinda a trolling face, but in general when you're entertained. It's an anime noob thing haha.

Ah. I'm not into anime. Or text spelling on a message board. Should I be? Is this the new "in" thing? I'm probably a little out of touch with today's youth.

[Hitler's Falafel]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000004.gif

[Direckshun]

D'you mean like this ' :3' ? If so :3 = kitty face. It's kinda a trolling face, but in general when you're entertained. It's an anime noob thing haha.

No furry shit.

[Shogun]

watch death note, it will change your life

[Bowser]

Van Damme says this is a party now. Don't argue with Van Damme.

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[Hitler's Falafel]

Ah. I'm not into anime. Or text spelling on a message board. Should I be? Is this the new "in" thing? I'm probably a little out of touch with today's youth.

Nahh, it's only cool to certain people. It's kinda like being a comic book nerd I imagine, except you have to be more wary of accidentaly finding porn. I'd advise anime to anyone because it's usually interesting but it's also like a nerd stamp.

[Hitler's Falafel]

No furry shit.

Oh no,you don't have to worry about that. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Nahh, it's only cool to certain people. It's kinda like being a comic book nerd I imagine, except you have to be more wary of accidentaly finding porn. I'd advise anime to anyone because it's usually interesting but it's also like a nerd stamp.

the porn part is the only thing I found interesting in this post.

[Direckshun]

Van Damme says this is a party now. Don't argue with Van Damme.

Bowser,

Shut up.

Sincerely,

D

[Jenson71]

So are you thinking about college, falafel?

[Bowser]

Bowser,

Shut up.

Sincerely,

D

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[Direckshun]

Oh no,you don't have to worry about that. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

We'll see about that.

http://www.cyburbia.org/gallery/data/500/men-in-black-7.jpg

[Hitler's Falafel]

So are you thinking about college, falafel?

I think it'll be nice to go to,less jerks hopefully than normal school. More potential friends.

[Bearcat]

Can I just ask what all of the random symbols are supposed to mean?

I think she called me a c drive the other day.

[Hitler's Falafel]

We'll see about that.

http://www.cyburbia.org/gallery/data/500/men-in-black-7.jpg

PLEASE! DO IT!

[Hitler's Falafel]

I think she called me a c drive the other day.

Hm? Was it 'c:' ? That's a smiley face, just a quirky smile. C: is a bigger quirky smiley~. And the wiggly life is to be airy.

[Direckshun]

I think it'll be nice to go to,less jerks hopefully than normal school. More potential friends.

Missouri State is great.

Don't come here.

If you do, stay with luv.

But leave the house when we're fucking.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Missouri State is great.

Don't come here.

If you do, stay with luv.

But leave the house when we're fucking.

Deal. So much.

[luv]

Missouri State is great.

Don't come here.

If you do, stay with luv.

But leave the house when we're ****ing.

So, why should she stay with me if she can never be there?

[Bearcat]

I think it'll be nice to go to,less jerks hopefully than normal school. More potential friends.

I hear Stanford is nice.

[Shogun]

I hear Stanford is nice.

i once stabbed a horse at stanford.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I hear Stanford is nice.

Meh,I'm sticking with closer to home (not telling where I live,just saying it now. If you(whomever) don't know it yet you won't know until Listo says it again. lol)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I think it'll be nice to go to,less jerks hopefully than normal school. More potential friends.

College guys are the dumbest people on earth, especially freshmen. Combine young and stupid with their first real freedom and you can imagine what you get.

[luv]

College guys are the dumbest people on earth, especially freshmen. Combine young and stupid with their first real freedom and you can imagine what you get.

Yeah. Always get your own drink.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah. Always get your own drink.

This. Listen to her HF. Don't take a drink from a guy and don't trust them.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Yeah. Always get your own drink.

Oh I already know that. I'm in high school,remember? Not Jr. High, I already know 2nd hand to do that lol.

[luv]

Oh I already know that. I'm in high school,remember? Not Jr. High, I already know 2nd hand to do that lol.

I didn't drink in high school. My apologies.

[Shogun]

Ive never drugged a girl.

now, chloroform. thats a touchy subject, thats the reason im not allowed at kmart anymore.

[Hitler's Falafel]

This. Listen to her HF. Don't take a drink from a guy and don't trust them.

No offense, but do you know what we're exposed to in high school? I know this already, my dad is a responsible guy who's been teaching me since at least 5th grade that people can and will screw you over so always be wary. But do not be afraid to be friendly, because mistrust of everybody will turn into fear of everyone and hermits are miserable.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I didn't drink in high school. My apologies.

Neither do I,but they don't just drug alcohol. Or at least,not in my school.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

No offense, but do you know what we're exposed to in high school? I know this already, my dad is a responsible guy who's been teaching me since at least 5th grade that people can and will screw you over so always be wary. But not afraid to be friendly, because mistrust of everybody will turn into fear of everyone and hermits are miserable.

Yes I understand. No offense taken. I have a daughter who is a high school sophomore. Good for you and dad. I'm just saying don't let your guard down because you think you're at "the next level." Just trying to help, not talk down to you.

[Kyle DeLexus]

The real trick for a girl in college is to find a star athlete that will go pro. Once you've identified your mark have sex with him. Be sure to tell him you are on birth control when you aren't.

[Shogun]

The real trick for a girl in college is to find a star athlete that will go pro. Once you've identified your mark have sex with him. Be sure to tell him you are on birth control when you aren't.

this.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Yes I understand. No offense taken. I have a daughter who is a high school sophomore. Good for you and dad. I'm just saying don't let your guard down because you think you're at "the next level." Just trying to help, not talk down to you.

Oh I know I'm not at the next level lol. I'm just aware. It's all good,I figured. :3

[Bowser]

I too have a daughter that's 16, and I really couldn't imagine her posting here. She has seen CP, and gotten a few good laughs from it, mostly from the Epic Fail thread. But I just don't think she would want to post here, mainly because she thinks we're all morons.

[Hitler's Falafel]

The real trick for a girl in college is to find a star athlete that will go pro. Once you've identified your mark have sex with him. Be sure to tell him you are on birth control when you aren't.

Psssh, I'm not getting married until I'm in Austria with my career teaching English squared away. I don't plan to have a child out of wedlock. In fact, I will not. It's a willpower thing haha.

:edit: Forgot to mention, children = marriage. Or something along those lines.

[Discuss Thrower]

I too have a daughter that's 16, and I really couldn't imagine her posting here. She has seen CP, and gotten a few good laughs from it, mostly from the Epic Fail thread. But I just don't think she would want to post here, mainly because she thinks we're all morons.

So you've spawned someone wiser than yourself? Niiiiiiiiiice

/sickburn

[Hitler's Falafel]

I too have a daughter that's 16, and I really couldn't imagine her posting here. She has seen CP, and gotten a few good laughs from it, mostly from the Epic Fail thread. But I just don't think she would want to post here, mainly because she thinks we're all morons.

:D High five her for me please!

[Kyle DeLexus]

Psssh, I'm not getting married until I'm in Austria with my career teaching English squared away. I don't plan to have a child out of wedlock. In fact, I will not. It's a willpower thing haha.

well while you are rolling in the big bucks teaching english, the chicks that use my proven formula will be making bank in child support. You have to get in early though, you can't have Cromartie's 12th kid because then you will be last to get your cash when he goes broke.

[Hitler's Falafel]

well while you are rolling in the big bucks teaching english, the chicks that use my proven formula will be making bank in child support. You have to get in early though, you can't have Cromartie's 12th kid because then you will be last to get your cash when he goes broke.

Nahh I'll leave that to the less motivated. I know being a teacher isn't a uber high paying job, my teachers complain about it all the time.

[SPchief]

Psssh, I'm not getting married until I'm in Austria with my career teaching English squared away. I don't plan to have a child out of wedlock. In fact, I will not. It's a willpower thing haha.

:edit: Forgot to mention, children = marriage. Or something along those lines.

LMAO

[Discuss Thrower]

Psssh, I'm not getting married until I'm in Austria with my career teaching English squared away. I don't plan to have a child out of wedlock. In fact, I will not. It's a willpower thing haha.

:edit: Forgot to mention, children = marriage. Or something along those lines.

Hope you major in something besides English.....

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oh I know I'm not at the next level lol. I'm just aware. It's all good,I figured. :3

I meant "next level" as in when you're in college. You still have to be very aware... maybe moreso even. I'm sure you understand this.

Don't take anything I say as giving you an honestly hard time. I pick on luv all the time but it's in large part because I know she's one of the crew here who knows how to take it. I love luv even if she doesn't always think so.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Hope you major in something besides English.....
English and Art. I don't type like I'll teach I'm guessing.
I meant "next level" as in when you're in college. You still have to be very aware... maybe moreso even. I'm sure you understand this.

Don't take anything I say as giving you an honestly hard time. I pick on luv all the time but it's in large part because I know she's one of the crew here who knows how to take it. I love luv even if she doesn't always think so.

Oooh :0(surprised/'Ah' face). Yeah,I've been advised. It's all good,my dad told me "This is pretty much a whole site full of trolls". It's pretty funny, I don't mind it. As long as the people can handle it back. Unlike Simplicity apparently lmao.

[Discuss Thrower]

English and Art. I don't type like I'll teach I'm guessing.


Oooh :0(surprised/'Ah' face). Yeah,I've been advised. It's all good,my dad told me "This is pretty much a whole site full of trolls". It's pretty funny, I don't mind it. As long as the people can handle it back. Unlike Simplicity apparently lmao.

I'd thoroughly suggest adding a business degree to that slate of majors. Unless the economy goes back to 1996-2000 era of awesomness and you land a baller job.

[Hitler's Falafel]

I'd thoroughly suggest adding a business degree to that slate of majors. Unless the economy goes back to 1996-2000 era of awesomness and you land a baller job.
Haha,thanks for the advise. Probably a good idea,though if I do my plan of English/Art I can be settled into my job(and Austria) by the time I'm 30. That includes learning fluent German.
Falafalalololalal, are you a Denver fan or a Chiefgs fan?

Broncos. I'd be a fan of our regional teams probably but my dad's favourite place he lived was around Denver and he's been a fan of them since teens.

[Discuss Thrower]

Haha,thanks for the advise. Probably a good idea,though if I do my plan of English/Art I can be settled into my job(and Austria) by the time I'm 30. That includes learning fluent German..

Liberal Arts degrees are nearly worthless as I'm gonna get one and I get that you're planning on gtfo out of the USA but be smart and cover your bases in case your plans fall through.

I'd suggest business and computer science.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Falafalalololalal, are you a Denver fan or a Chiefgs fan?

Have another drink bud, the night is young.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Have another drink bud, the night is young.

As this one guy on here once said....beer me.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Liberal Arts degrees are nearly worthless as I'm gonna get one and I get that you're planning on gtfo out of the USA but be smart and cover your bases in case your plans fall through.

I'd suggest business and computer science.

Lol, that's a good plan, but that's not my (for lack of better word)style. I really like the English language and I'm fond of children. Art is far on the backburner, more wishful thinking than a plan.

[Bearcat]

(surprised/'Ah' face)

LMAO

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

As this one guy on here once said....beer me.

exactly. Kyle is one of my new friends in 2012.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Not me Noonem, I ask only of tje lass, to make up herone mind and be herself. If she liks the Chiefs evqan bettr, I

Yeah........ that.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Yeah........ that.

lmao. Mind made up.

[SDChiefs]

Some of the responses on here are pretty over-the-top. We've had people's kids posting on here before. I think Logical's son posted a few times. And isn't Bearcat Dartgod's son? I think he's an adult now, but thought he had posted on here a few times while still high school age. (Could be wrong.)

My son is a huge Chiefs fan, and by the time he's 16, I fully expect he'll know about and visit Chiefsplanet. My family/friends have heard references to it in casual conversation for years. Having been to games, he's heard drunken F-bombs and things at Arrowhead already. These experiences just made for teachable moments and a great opportunity for us to discuss. I would think some of the stupidity that is seen here would provide similar opportunities. That's better to me than him finding it somewhere I don't know about and us never discussing it.

Logicals son is a grown ass man.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

lmao. Mind made up.

Be easy on him he's busy trying to tell his buddys he doesn't need a designated driver.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Be easy on him he's busy trying to tell his buddys he doesn't need a designated driver.

Okiiiii~. :3

[Kyle DeLexus]

exactly. Kyle is one of my new friends in 2012.

We are like homie's and stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZH3qJ7m5Y&feature=fvst

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Okiiiii~. :3

I don't really understand that since I don't live in high school world for the last 25 years. Help?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

We are like homie's and stuff



That.... and shit.

[SPchief]

Listo's daughter is gonna be shocked in a couple of years.

[Kyle DeLexus]

That.... and shit.

I tried to post that awesome ICP song Homies, but it didn't work for some reason so here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZH3qJ7m5Y&feature=fvst

[Hitler's Falafel]

I don't really understand that since I don't live in high school world for the last 25 years. Help?

It's loke okidoki but no doki,and the 'ee' sound at the end is drawn out,kinda like a squee.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's loke okidoki but no doki,and the 'ee' sound at the end is drawn out,kinda like a squee.

You're weird like a high school girl. Shouldn't you go to bed? Don't you have school tomorrow?

[Hitler's Falafel]

You're weird like a high school girl. Shouldn't you go to bed? Don't you have school tomorrow?

Spring break broski. It's about friggen time. D:<

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Spring break broski. It's about friggen time. D:<

Must be nice to be a kid. I get up at 4:30am and I'm still to stoooopid to go to bed.

[Hitler's Falafel]

It's loke okidoki but no doki,and the 'ee' sound at the end is drawn out,kinda like a squee
<.< Why did you repost my explanation with a spelling error?
Must be nice to be a kid. I get up at 4:30am and I'm still to stoooopid to go to bed.

Bwaha sounds like my dad. I still haven't been able to sleep in all break,keep having to wake up early.

[JOhn]

Must be nice to be a kid. I get up at 4:30am and I'm still to stoooopid to go to bed.
Same here...

MW3 is going to be the death of me.....:banghead:

[BryanBusby]

Spring break broski. It's about friggen time. D:<

Spring Break is a good time to get drunk and commit crimes.

[chiefs2012]

<.< Why did you repost my explanation with a spelling error?


Bwaha sounds like my dad. I still haven't been able to sleep in all break,keep having to wake up early.

Are you still a virgin?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Same here...

MW3 is going to be the death of me.....:banghead:

I'm stupid. I don't know what MW3 is.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Are you still a virgin?

Are you a minor?(not that that is the answer to the question,but it's important to the question.)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Are you a minor?(not that that is the answer to the question,but it's important to the question.)

Best thing to do here is ignore it.

[JOhn]

I'm stupid. I don't know what MW3 is.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

[Hitler's Falafel]

[QUOTE=Hitler's Falafel;8535425]<.< Why did you repost my explanation with a spelling error?

Chimmiey chimmery fa lalla la , You should be more careful with whom you poke sticks toward.

I think listo and his daughtwer are nothing more th

So...are you going to make actual sentences?

[Hitler's Falafel]

Best thing to do here is ignore it.

Mkay :o .

[JOhn]

So...are you going to make actual sentences?

Easy now, it's hard to type on a Leap Pad ROFL

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

[QUOTE=Hitler's Falafel;8535425]<.< Why did you repost my explanation with a spelling error?

Chimmiey chimmery fa lalla la , You should be more careful with whom you poke sticks toward.

I think listo and his daughtwer are nothing more th

How many beers and/or lines of coke have you done tonight? Seriously we're interdasted in your life.

[Hitler's Falafel]

[QUOTE=3 4;8535445]

How many beers and/or lines of coke have you done tonight? Seriously we're interdasted in your life.

From the pattern of spelling errors I'd guess he's high.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

If I was cool I'd know that. I've played 3 video games in my life and one was because my daughter wanted to kick someones ass. Pac Man, Asteriods and with her somthing called SS Tricky on her game cube... like 2 years ago.

[chiefs2012]

[QUOTE=Dr. noonanbeermefever;8535451]

From the pattern of spelling errors I'd guess he's high.

edit

[JOhn]

If I was cool I'd know that. I've played 3 video games in my life and one was because my daughter wanted to kick someones ass. Pac Man, Asteriods and with her somthing called SS Tricky on her game cube... like 2 years ago.

Not so much cool, as the fact I really have no life.

And seeing as the GF can't :hump: tonight, I'm stuck at home playing Xbox with 2 of my kids HS friends :banghead:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

[QUOTE=Dr. noonanbeermefever;8535451]

From the pattern of spelling errors I'd guess he's high.

He's enjoying his night one way or another. My guess is he doesn't have to be anywhere... like maybe a job, tomorrow.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Not so much cool, as the fact I really have no life.

And seeing as the GF can't :hump: tonight, I'm stuck at home playing Xbox with 2 of my kids HS friends :banghead:

It's all good. I accepted that I'm not cool anymore long ago. I'm 43. You'll have that.

[Hitler's Falafel]

[QUOTE=Hitler's Falafel;8535454]

He's enjoying his night one way or another. My guess is he doesn't have to be anywhere... like maybe a job, tomorrow.

Wow,he's lost the ability to reply altogether. That's some pretty potent stuff,whatever it is.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Well there was some weird quoting going on here wasn't there. I didn't quote myself..... yet I did. I blame the drunks and the n00bs.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Well there was some weird quoting going on here wasn't there. I didn't quote myself..... yet I did. I blame the drunks and the n00bs.

Lmao I'm familiar enough with BB Code not to screw it all up. I blame him.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Lmao I'm familiar enough with BB Code not to screw it all up. I blame him.

That guy ruins everything.

[Kyle DeLexus]

this party really died

[JOhn]

It's all good. I accepted that I'm not cool anymore long ago. I'm 43. You'll have that.

Oh I already have it, and forgot where I put it.... I'll be 46 in August :harumph:

[JOhn]

After 600 plus posts, Noonanfever, you noob to the mod power, you have been trooled. Do you think a poster such as listo, a bronco fan, sould be allowed as much grace as his suposed child has been given after April 1 on a Chiefs board?

Might I suggest THIS (http://www.na.org/)

You seem to have a problem

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

After 600 plus posts, Noonanfever, you noob to the mod power, you have been trooled. Do you think a poster such as listo, a bronco fan, sould be allowed as much grace as his suposed child has been given after April 1 on a Chiefs board?

The mistake you make is assuming I really care who I'm talking to. If it's listo then good job by him... I've always liked listo. If it's his kid then she's alright for a damn kid. I'm just posting on an internet bb. When I wake up in the morning my life goes on as it did before.

[JOhn]

Don't you take pictures in a hot tubby?

A couple of years ago...posted security cam photo's of the hot tub action, from a Hotel I was working at :D

[Hitler's Falafel]

After 600 plus posts, Noonanfever, you noob to the mod power, you have been trooled. Do you think a poster such as listo, a bronco fan, sould be allowed as much grace as his suposed child has been given after April 1 on a Chiefs board?

Why don't you believe he has a daughter interested enough in random BS that she'd want to hang out with him while he BS'd online? If he were trollin' he would have put "Can't you people be happy for me?!" or something. But it's not,and I'm actually a teenage girl interested in your site. Gosh.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oh I already have it, and forgot where I put it.... I'll be 46 in August :harumph:

Congrats on being cool longer than me. I only get away with my age because I have what kids think is a cool job and my daughter is cool. I'm ok with that.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Why don't you believe he has a daughter interested enough in random BS that she'd want to hang out with him while he BS'd online? If he were trollin' he would have put "Can't you people be happy for me?!" or something. But it's not,and I'm actually a teenage girl interested in your site. Gosh.

I believe it's completely likely that a rival fan likes a Chiefs board so much that his kid joins too.... because that's just how awesome we are.

If I'm wrong then I can also believe that a rival fan would love to troll us in a new awesome way. If that's the case then listo is damn good... but like I said, I've always thought he was cool so if he's owning us then kudos to him.

[JOhn]

I may have you compromised with anothr John. The one I relish from my lurking here the last few years was the night "manager" at a hotel/motel. That man told a good tale, and a few pictures, that weren't relevent. He sure did make this place better in my opinion. I apologise, if I confused you with him.

Nope, this was me.

But I left that job about a year ago.. Got tired of the tourist's :#

[listopencil]

After 600 plus posts, Noonanfever, you noob to the mod power, you have been trooled. Do you think a poster such as listo, a bronco fan, sould be allowed as much grace as his suposed child has been given after April 1 on a Chiefs board?

That's hilarious. My daughter is kicking back on the couch, posting on our laptop. She told me that there are still people who just won't believe that she's not an alt of me for whatever reason. By the way I did tell her that the emoticons are annoying as hell, but she is a 16 year girl. Meh.

[JOhn]

Congrats on being cool longer than me. I only get away with my age because I have what kids think is a cool job and my daughter is cool. I'm ok with that.

I know exactly what you mean.
My daughter for the most part still thinks I'm pretty cool....Well especially compared to her "mom".

What I find really awesome is most of her friends feel the same way. :D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That's hilarious. My daughter is kicking back on the couch, posting on our laptop. She told me that there are still people who just won't believe that she's not an alt of me for whatever reason. By the way I did tell her that the emoticons are annoying as hell, but she is a 16 year girl. Meh.

hey listo... if youre really listo heh... your kid isn't nearlly as bad as I feared in the beginning.

We doubt everything starting with Casshole.

[Kyle DeLexus]

That's hilarious. My daughter is kicking back on the couch, posting on our laptop. She told me that there are still people who just won't believe that she's not an alt of me for whatever reason. By the way I did tell her that the emoticons are annoying as hell, but she is a 16 year girl. Meh.

idk I kind of like the peter griffin ball chin one

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I know exactly what you mean.
My daughter for the most part still thinks I'm pretty cool....Well especially compared to her "mom".

What I find really awesome is most of her friends feel the same way. :D

It's like you and me are the same person. Mom is a hardcore bitch quite frankly (I'm divorced from her) and I'm the cool dad simply because I have patience with kiddo. Her friends even call me daddy because they think it's cute that Raygirl still calls me that at age 15.

[listopencil]

hey listo... if youre really listo heh... your kid isn't nearlly as bad as I feared in the beginning.

We doubt everything starting with Casshole.

She is definitely a unique individual but that's how I raised her.

[listopencil]

idk I kind of like the peter griffin ball chin one

I just find them annoying when reading. I told her that they break up the flow of a post, which I find annoying, but that is her style.

[JOhn]

It's like you and me are the same person. Mom is a hardcore bitch quite frankly (I'm divorced from her) and I'm the cool dad simply because I have patience with kiddo. Her friends even call me daddy because they think it's cute that Raygirl still calls me that at age 15.

:eek:

Uhhhh Please don't say your name is John?

Yea, her mom is EXACTLY the same way... we're divorced.
Cool dad, with 15 y/o daughter....
And patience.....
And, yea I'm "Dad" to most of her friends.
(heck one has been living with me, cause his dad died 5 years ago & his mom and him can't get along)

\twilight zone music

[JOhn]

Glad that I remember you correct. I only hope that you have more tales to tell.

Oh, I'm "full of it".
But now the stories are from my new job, driving a commercial truck.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Oh, I'm "full of it".
But now the stories are from my new job, driving a commercial truck.

Any good lot lizard stories?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:eek:

Uhhhh Please don't say your name is John?

Yea, her mom is EXACTLY the same way... we're divorced.
Cool dad, with 15 y/o daughter....
And patience.....
And, yea I'm "Dad" to most of her friends.
(heck one has been living with me, cause his dad died 5 years ago & his mom and him can't get along)

\twilight zone music

The parellels are erie but my name is Brian. Whew.

[JOhn]

Any good lot lizard stories?

Nope, thankfully I don't have to deal with that.
I'm home every night and never have to sleep on the road or in the truck..


Shit.... I'm out of here....

I've got to be up in less than 4 hours.

[listopencil]

Nanbeerfeeger, I still think you ar being loled.


They're playing your song!

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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nanbeerfeeger, I still think you ar being loled.

OK. I think you should step away from the crack pipe.

Night all.

[listopencil]

Here, I just had a thought. I can go up to the Starbucks in town tomorrow and get on Chiefs Planet with my kindle. My daughter can then log on using the laptop at our house. I know we'd have two different IP addresses.

[Mr Luzcious]

If falafel is an alt then this has been one ridiculously elaborate set up.

[Discuss Thrower]

If falafel is an alt then this has been one ridiculously elaborate set up.

Much more challenging pranks have been pulled... no mile is too long in pursuit of the lulz.

[Discuss Thrower]

Upon further review the easiest way I'd surmise someone could call BS on listo would be asserting he had no daughter at all. Through a non exhaustive search, listo has been referencing his progeny for at least 4+ years. Odds are he has a kid, so the question remains whether or not falafel is an alt.

If not, than Jesus dude, props on the longest set up time for a troll attempt evar. Robert Hanssen thinks you draw things out for too long.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Upon further review the easiest way I'd surmise someone could call BS on listo would be asserting he had no daughter at all. Through a non exhaustive search, listo has been referencing his progeny for at least 4+ years. Odds are he has a kid, so the question remains whether or not falafel is an alt.

If not, than Jesus dude, props on the longest set up time for a troll attempt evar. Robert Hanssen thinks you draw things out for too long.

LMAO It's so funny how you guys don't believe him. Do you want him to do the Starbucks thing? To my knowledge you can't fake IP adresses.

[Johnny Vegas]

Here, I just had a thought. I can go up to the Starbucks in town tomorrow and get on Chiefs Planet with my kindle. My daughter can then log on using the laptop at our house. I know we'd have two different IP addresses.

why don't you two like go outside and play catch? then come back in make a thread how your daughter wants to brag to us how fast she threw the ball and how bad it hurt your hand. Did CNN not want to post your stories or something?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This thread got creepy as fuck.

[chiefs2012]

LMAO It's so funny how you guys don't believe him. Do you want him to do the Starbucks thing? To my knowledge you can't fake IP adresses.

during sex do you like to be in control?

[Hitler's Falafel]

why don't you two like go outside and play catch? then come back in make a thread how your daughter wants to brag to us how fast she threw the ball and how bad it hurt your hand. Did CNN not want to post your stories or something?

You mad,bro?

[listopencil]

...


Don't expect a response. You're on her ignore list.

[chiefs2012]

a valid question deserves a response

[vailpass]

Hall of Pathetic

[listopencil]

...

You're not really not worth her time. You're trolling a minor, with questions that are sexual in nature, that she doesn't care to address.

[vailpass]

You're not really not worth her time. You're trolling a minor, with questions that are sexual in nature, that she doesn't care to address.

No offense but you brought that shit on yourself Listo

[luv]

No offense but you brought that shit on yourself Listo

I kind of agree with this. You know how this place is.

[KurtCobain]

Imo, its just as creepy to ask her what sexual opinions she favors as it is to ask her what color scrunchies she uses.(i bet yellow)

[listopencil]

No offense but you brought that shit on yourself Listo

Once again, as has been mentioned in this very thread, she deals with this kind of stuff in High School on a daily basis. In real life she chooses not to associate with boys like that and on the Planet she puts boys like that on ignore. Don't misunderstand. I'm not pissy now behind my keyboard. She just rolled her eyes and I told her, "That's what the ignore feature is for."

[Hitler's Falafel]

I kind of agree with this. You know how this place is.

Yeah he knows,that's why he told me to ignore him. It's still not that big of a deal, as he can be ignored.

[luv]

Yeah he knows,that's why he told me to ignore him. It's still not that big of a deal, as he can be ignored.

So, do you post on the orangemane too?

[Hitler's Falafel]

So, do you post on the orangemane too?

Nope. My dad used to but they mad him angry (like, idolized somebody or something) so he ragequit'd and came here, eventually bringing me.

[El Jefe]

Nope. My dad used to but they mad him angry (like, idolized somebody or something) so he ragequit'd and came here, eventually bringing me.

So we can thank the orangemane for the floaters in our toilet?

























I kid, I kid.

[luv]

Nope. My dad used to but they mad him angry (like, idolized somebody or something) so he ragequit'd and came here, eventually bringing me.

Ragequit'd? Is that like quitting because you're mad? Do young people speak English anymore?

[Hitler's Falafel]

So we can thank the orangemane for the floaters in our toilet?

























I kid, I kid.

Heh yurp.

[El Jefe]

Once again, as has been mentioned in this very thread, she deals with this kind of stuff in High School on a daily basis. In real life she chooses not to associate with boys like that and on the Planet she puts boys like that on ignore. Don't misunderstand. I'm not pissy now behind my keyboard. She just rolled her eyes and I told her, "That's what the ignore feature is for."

Admirable in your rationalization, but I would not want my daughter on CP ever.

[El Jefe]

Heh yurp.

Stay away from Saulbadguy, he's a tool. Just trying to help!

[Hitler's Falafel]

Ragequit'd? Is that like quitting because you're mad? Do young people speak English anymore?

3ngl!$h !$ +00 M@!n$+r3@M(Translation,English is too mainstream)

[Hitler's Falafel]

Stay away from Saulbadguy, he's a tool. Just trying to help!

Okidoki,thanks!

[Bearcat]

Poor HF, probably doesn't even know what sex is at her age. Back under your rock you go! :rolleyes:

[listopencil]

Admirable in your rationalization, but I would not want my daughter on CP ever.

Both of us have a fairly clear understanding of the differences between real life and the internet.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Poor HF, probably doesn't even know what sex is at her age. Back under your rock you go! :rolleyes:

XDD lol'ing so hard. School teaches us in 7th grade and 3 of my four best friends already do it, 2 on a regular basis. One's 18 and one's 17, both female.

[luv]

Poor HF, probably doesn't even know what sex is at her age. Back under your rock you go! :rolleyes:

Now, now. You can talk about sex all you want with her here. She's in high school, remember? I'm sure she knows all about that stuff. You just can't ask her any questions directly.

[vailpass]

Once again, as has been mentioned in this very thread, she deals with this kind of stuff in High School on a daily basis. In real life she chooses not to associate with boys like that and on the Planet she puts boys like that on ignore. Don't misunderstand. I'm not pissy now behind my keyboard. She just rolled her eyes and I told her, "That's what the ignore feature is for."

Yet you get agitated and tell people not to "troll a minor".
Your choice, it's just another among many weird decisions made on this place over the years.

[El Jefe]

Both of us have a fairly clear understanding of the differences between real life and the internet.

Please don't misinterpret this, but how do you figure she is capable of this at 14 years old?

[vailpass]

XDD lol'ing so hard. School teaches us in 7th grade and 3 of my four best friends already do it, 2 on a regular basis. One's 18 and one's 17, both female.

Honestly, stop. Don't let them engage you in this area of conversation.

[El Jefe]

XDD lol'ing so hard. School teaches us in 7th grade and 3 of my four best friends already do it, 2 on a regular basis. One's 18 and one's 17, both female.

That's sad.

[luv]

Yet you get agitated and tell people not to "troll a minor".
Your choice, it's just another among many weird decisions made on this place over the years.

Registration does say that minors above the age of 13 can register with parental consent.

[El Jefe]

Honestly, stop. Don't let them engage you in this area of conversation.

THIS.

[El Jefe]

Registration does say that minors above the age of 13 can register with parental consent.

Tommie no likie.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Yet you get agitated and tell people not to "troll a minor".
Your choice, it's just another among many weird decisions made on this place over the years.
He's not agitated, nothing in this thread's annoyed him yet. Most of it made him laugh. Especially the sombrero and white stallion.
Please don't misinterpret this, but how do you figure she is capable of this at 14 years old?

I'm 16 XD. It's not that hard, really.

[Johnny Vegas]

man....we're on a roll there for a sec

[El Jefe]

He's not agitated, nothing in this thread's annoyed him yet. Most of it made him laugh. Especially the sombrero and white stallion.


I'm 16 XD. It's not that hard, really.

Ohhh young padiwan, much to learn you have. When I first started here I thought I too was wise, but ohhhh did I learn.

[listopencil]

Yet you get agitated and tell people not to "troll a minor".
Your choice, it's just another among many weird decisions made on this place over the years.

Agitated? No. I knew that eventually she'd have to put one or more posters on ignore. We talked about it ahead of time.

[El Jefe]

He's not agitated, nothing in this thread's annoyed him yet. Most of it made him laugh. Especially the sombrero and white stallion.


I'm 16 XD. It's not that hard, really.

Let me ask you while I have your attention. Why do high school kids text and facebook in a way where it seems they have no grasp of the english language.

Does:

hai gurl how u doen

Save you that much time from just typing the entire words out?

[listopencil]

Please don't misinterpret this, but how do you figure she is capable of this at 14 years old?


She's 16 years old. Will be 17 this Summer.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Ohhh young padiwan, much to learn you have. When I first started here I thought I too was wise, but ohhhh did I learn.

*o* Teach me oh wise one. ( * = eyes,like starry-eyed. )

[luv]

Agitated? No. I knew that eventually she'd have to put one or more posters on ignore. We talked about it ahead of time.

So, pops. Is she staying in this thread, or do I need to learn new smiley codes?

[El Jefe]

Agitated? No. I knew that eventually she'd have to put one or more posters on ignore. We talked about it ahead of time.

Who did she block? If you don't mind me asking, I would like a good laugh.

[listopencil]

Let me ask you while I have your attention. Why do high school kids text and facebook in a way where it seems they have no grasp of the english language.

Does:

hai gurl how u doen

Save you that much time from just typing the entire words out?


I'm wondering that myself.

[Bowser]

Wait a minute. Is listo's kid posting on CP from school??

[vailpass]

Let me ask you while I have your attention. Why do high school kids text and facebook in a way where it seems they have no grasp of the english language.

Does:

hai gurl how u doen

Save you that much time from just typing the entire words out?

It's their own language, just like we had when we were kids and as kids have been doing forever.

[listopencil]

Who did she block? If you don't mind me asking, I would like a good laugh.

Chiefs2012. For the most part he's just trolling with sexual comments.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Let me ask you while I have your attention. Why do high school kids text and facebook in a way where it seems they have no grasp of the english language.

Does:

hai gurl how u doen

Save you that much time from just typing the entire words out?

Lmao I don't do that unless I'm mocking someone. No, I think they're trying to imitate their speech pattern but they're so moronic that they are incapable of proper grammar. It's kinda a regional thing I think.

[listopencil]

Wait a minute. Is listo's kid posting on CP from school??

Spring Break.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Wait a minute. Is listo's kid posting on CP from school??

Nope spring break.

[Bowser]

Ah. Spring break came late for you guys. My daughter had hers like three weeks ago.

[Hitler's Falafel]

Ah. Spring break came late for you guys. My daughter had hers like three weeks ago.

Yeah I know it did, kinda frustrating. The lateness, not that hers was early.

[listopencil]

Ah. Spring break came late for you guys. My daughter had hers like three weeks ago.

Yeah. My niece was last week and my son's college had Spring Break around St. Patrick's Day.

[El Jefe]

Chiefs2012. For the most part he's just trolling with sexual comments.

Oh, must be some n00b, I've never heard of him. You better be glad redrum's not around here anymore lol.

[listopencil]

So, pops. Is she staying in this thread, or do I need to learn new smiley codes?

I think she is only posting in this thread as of now. Please feel free to tell her when she uses way too many emotes. I find it annoying as well.

[El Jefe]

*o* Teach me oh wise one. ( * = eyes,like starry-eyed. )

You funny mane, you funny :)

[luv]

I think she is only posting in this thread as of now. Please feel free to tell her when she uses way too many emotes. I find it annoying as well.

She's a kid. I'm sure it's common on message boards geared towards kids her age.

[Hitler's Falafel]

She's a kid. I'm sure it's common on message boards geared towards kids her age.

Yup, that's what I told him. The forum site I usually go on is anime based so people do emotes to look like the overly exaggerated faces in anime. It's kinda like an unspoken challenge to come up with the most elaborate yet understandable one. I forget they're all not understandable here XD.

[listopencil]

She's a kid. I'm sure it's common on message boards geared towards kids her age.

Yeah, that's what she just said to me. I'm still going to be grumpy about it.