Attack of the nOObs!

[ChiTown]

There is too much fail and not making sense in this "quote"...do you guys use excessive peyote out there?

Hey, look, I'm just re-quoting a very famous line I have seen from the annals of CP. Don't hate the playa.

Yes on the peyote

[DaFace]

This is definitely one of the more bizarre threads I've seen in a while. With all these inside jokes, I feel like a n00b on my home board.

[bevischief]

This is definitely one of the more bizarre threads I've seen in a while. With all these inside jokes, I feel like a n00b on my home board.

ROFL

[bevischief]

Adam Schein ‏@AdamSchein
WOW!!! RT ‏@mortreport Chip Kelly is the new coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, according to league sources. No announcement yet.

[IAmABabySeal]

Hey, look, I'm just re-quoting a very famous line I have seen from the annals of CP. Don't hate the playa.

Yes on the peyote

Well you must forgive, me I'm new to these parts...and the peyote thing explains a lot!!!

[Robert D. Ephius]

This is definitely one of the more bizarre threads I've seen in a while. With all these inside jokes, I feel like a n00b on my home board.

STFU, n00b! :D

[IAmABabySeal]

Any chance that Kelly hires Laycock as his OC?

[Rausch]

This is definitely one of the more bizarre threads I've seen in a while. With all these inside jokes, I feel like a n00b on my home board.

A small number of what's left here started shortly after/during the Marty years and have known each other from numerous games and events and sites.

When I stop and think about it there are people here I started arguing with when I was 21 and I'm 37 now.

[bunger]

I have more than in a 6 month period...

Daaamn,you might wanna get that checked out.That's a lotta bleeding goin on there.Are you anemic?

[bevischief]

Daaamn,you might wanna get that checked out.That's a lotta bleeding goin on there.Are you anemic?

ROFL

[ChiTown]

A small number of what's left here started shortly after/during the Marty years and have known each other from numerous games and events and sites.

When I stop and think about it there are people here I started arguing with when I was 21 and I'm 37 now.

RESPEK!

[Robert D. Ephius]

A small number of what's left here started shortly after/during the Marty years and have known each other from numerous games and events and sites.

When I stop and think about it there are people here I started arguing with when I was 21 and I'm 37 now.

I am 38. Wanna be pals?

[crazycoffey]

I figured my statement was pretty self explanatory.

I wanted to fish for details, I'm genuinely interested, no alter motives or agenda.....

[Bowser]

Should I read all 500 posts on a n00b calling out thread?

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[ChiefSuspect]

Where is Huge Anus? Chip Kelly, a-hole! Suck on that.

The rest of you are still cool.

[bevischief]

This whole thread has me ROFL.

[IAmABabySeal]

This whole thread has me ROFL.

We're here to entertain and talk football

you's guys size change thing is disappointing.

[HatchetWound]

I am a noob who signed up out of excitement over our new head coach. How can I get an avi of Coach Reid with a hatchet wound?

[loochy]

you's guys size change thing is disappointing.

that's what she said

[bevischief]

We're here to entertain and talk football

you's guys size change thing is disappointing.

You guys have been doing just that and I thinking the off season was going to be slow and full of bitching between the pro Geno/anti Geno crowds...

[IAmABabySeal]

I am a noob who signed up out of excitement over our new head coach. How can I get an avi of Coach Reid with a hatchet wound?

I got something for your hatchet wound!!!

[bevischief]

I am a noob who signed up out of excitement over our new head coach. How can I get an avi of Coach Reid with a hatchet wound?

Post in this thread.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=255187

[AndysMansiere]

do any bro-ads post here??? i'm pretty good at seducing women via the internet.

[Mr. Laz]

it's like the n00bs are breeding, n00b sex all over



baby n00bs popping out like baby rabbits

[frankotank]

Hey, look, I'm just re-quoting a very famous line I have seen from the anals of CP.

FYP

[Frosty]

it's like the n00bs are breeding, n00b sex all over



baby n00bs popping out like baby rabbits

Someone needs to dump some bleach in the current pool of n00bs.

[IAmABabySeal]

Someone needs to dump some bleach in the current pool of n00bs.
Hi Frosty!! Will you be our friend? We like Frank...he's awesome

[bevischief]

it's like the n00bs are breeding, n00b sex all over



baby n00bs popping out like baby rabbits

ROFL

[Graystoke]

Someone needs to dump some bleach in the current pool of n00bs.

Antifreeze works better

[loochy]

do any bro-ads post here??? i'm pretty good at seducing women via the internet.

sofa king

[IAmABabySeal]

Antifreeze works better

Tastes better too

[HatchetWound]

Post in this thread.



Thanks. I think I'm in love with you now. :drool:

do any bro-ads post here??? i'm pretty good at seducing women via the internet.

Right here! Mikey will likey :)

I got something for your hatchet wound!!!

Oooo what is it?? :eek:

[AndysMansiere]

sofa king

mmm...she sounds nice. can i use my casino cash to purchase sexxual favors from her???

[Phobia]

mmm...she sounds nice. can i use my casino cash to purchase sexxual favors from her???

Yes. For $610 she will think about your zipper for 10 seconds.

[Rausch]

I am 38. Wanna be pals?

Bring your own beer and don't miss the toilet...

[loochy]

mmm...she sounds nice. can i use my casino cash to purchase sexxual favors from her???

you probably don't even need casino cash. she's pretty cheap. just ask dartgod.

[AndysMansiere]

Thanks. I think I'm in love with you
Right here! Mikey will likey :)







gross

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I'm suuuuuuure that it's no coincidence at all that all these n00bs sprout up after the Donco fail on Saturday.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Bring your own beer and don't miss the toilet...

Fair enough.

[HatchetWound]

gross

:hump:

[bevischief]

I'm suuuuuuure that it's no coincidence at all that all these n00bs sprout up after the Donco fail on Saturday.

Most of them are Eagles fans, a few Chief fans and a few unknowns.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Most of them are Eagles fans, a few Chief fans and a few unknowns.

So, they say. I'm thinkin midget donco fans.

[Rambozo]

Most of them are Eagles fans, a few Chief fans and a few unknowns.

For the record, I am a Chiefs fan and I didn't mistake this place for a singles site.

[Bowser]

For the record, I am a Chiefs fan and I didn't mistake this place for a singles site.

Welcome.

Don't piss off the bored mods, or you'll end up with a username like Turd Burglar.

[Rambozo]

Welcome.

Don't piss off the bored mods, or you'll end up with a username like Turd Burglar.

Thanks for the tip.

[Chief Roundup]

They all need to STFU

[Easy 6]

Gotta say, this is one helluva phenomena, never seen anything like it.

What hell hath we wrought on ourselves?

[HatchetWound]

Thanks for the tip.

:evil:

[loochy]

Thanks for the tip.

that's what she said

[frankotank]

Welcome.

Don't piss off the bored mods, or you'll end up with a username like Turd Burglar.

ROFL :shake: ROFL

[bunger]

mmm...she sounds nice. can i use my casino cash to purchase sexxual favors from her???




H a H a!!!!!!talk about a fool(jk),ah hell,nevermind.
:)

[ChiefPassesALot]

you all eat sweaty tips for breakfast and longdong sausage for dinner

[LOCOChief]

omg they're like gremlins.

[HatchetWound]

you all eat sweaty tips for breakfast and longdong sausage for dinner


mmmmm longdong sausage :drool:

[Robert D. Ephius]

Gotta say, this is one helluva phenomena, never seen anything like it.

What hell hath we wrought on ourselves?

It is known to many as "WU" the subforum of a professional football team's message board. WU rules the interwebz!

[Robert D. Ephius]

You all should be honored for me to be here. I am the WU 2011 Poster of the Year. I am like F ing royalty in the interwebz world, Brahs!

[ChiefPassesALot]

mmmmm longdong sausage :drool:

something tells me thats how you got that hatchet wound. Probably the same way hugh janus got his gaping butthole

[Pasta Pulsar]

You all should be honored for me to be here. I am the WU 2011 Poster of the Year. I am like F ing royalty in the interwebz world, Brahs!

Nice to have you:clap:
Is your name greek?

[Robert D. Ephius]

Nice to have you:clap:
Is your name greek?

No, it's deaf. Thanks for the welcome.

[Phobia]

Welcome.

Don't piss off the bored mods, or you'll end up with a username like Turd Burglar.

Honestly, is it that much worse than "Bowser"?

[Phobia]

You all should be honored for me to be here. I am the WU 2011 Poster of the Year. I am like F ing royalty in the interwebz world, Brahs!
If you were royalty, I would know of you. It's a good thing you specified that you were merely "like" royalty.

[Pasta Pulsar]

Honestly, is it that much worse than "Bowser"?

Isn't that the mean fella from the Marios games? He's got all kinds of scary spikes on his shell, I call him the s&m turtleman.

[Strongside]

This was fortold...

...and lo, I saw the demon let out a monstrous roar before doubling over unto his knees and releasing a vile stench of mass, before unseen by the eyes of mortal men. Come forth, sayeth the lord. I then looked upon another foul creature that looked as a cross between Janet Reno and the dark prince himself. The creature consumed the mass and, after some time paseth, it also began to release a vile mass from it's bosom. "Look here" sayeth the lord. What my eyes then looked upon was the plight of man. The end of all good. The n00b thread on Chiefsplanet.

-Rev 13:11

[HatchetWound]

something tells me thats how you got that hatchet wound. Probably the same way hugh janus got his gaping butthole

So before the longdongs there.. was nothing there? :shrug:

[loochy]

Are mults making mults of mults now?

[Strongside]

Are mults making mults of mults now?

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12300000/Inception-Wallpaper-inception-2010-12396931-1440-900.jpg

[Pasta Pulsar]

Are mults making mults of mults now?

All this talk of drinks is making me thirsty, I prefer Ovaltine though!

[Robert D. Ephius]

If you were royalty, I would know of you. It's a good thing you specified that you were merely "like" royalty.

Pfffttt..

[HatchetWound]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[ChiefPassesALot]

So before the longdongs there.. was nothing there? :shrug:
It didn't become a wound until the longdong sausage.

[ChiefPassesALot]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

that's just the salty aftertaste of my schweaty nutsack, brah.

[Mr. Laz]

Gotta say, this is one helluva phenomena, never seen anything like it.

What hell hath we wrought on ourselves?
Their posting and homoerotic shock style of posting are pretty similar.


wouldn't be surprised if several of them are just 1 guy

[AndysMansiere]

Their posting styles and homoerotic shock style of posting is pretty similar.


wouldn't be surprised if several of them are just 1 guy

1 big, sexy, gay guy!!!








boris becker!!!

[Robert D. Ephius]

Are mults making mults of mults now?

You're all a bunch of mults. By the way, mults is giving us a good laugh on our home turf. ROFL

[Pasta Pulsar]

1 big, sexy, gay guy!!!








boris becker!!!
Now there's a treat. Pics or GTFO!

[Robert D. Ephius]

boris becker!!!

ROFL i just blew a shit out my asspipe!

[NightHawk]

Now there's a treat. Pics or GTFO!

:facepalm: .........:facepalm:

[Pasta Pulsar]

ROFL i just blew a shit out my asspipe!

Sweet! Clean, mean and ready for action sailor?

[Easy 6]

You're all a bunch of mults. By the way, mults is giving us a good laugh on our home turf. ROFL

You guys back at the WU, DO know that turnabout is fair play, right?

2013 could bring a reverse invasion...

[Pasta Pulsar]

You guys back at the WU, DO know that turnabout is fair play, right?

2013 could bring a reverse invasion...

Sounds hot! You go bareback?

[HatchetWound]

Whoa.. you can say shit and asspipe here! Raiduhs

[Easy 6]

Sounds hot! You go bareback?

Some of you guys are a bit... much, with the Mike Honcho talk.

You sure you're on the right kind of BB?

[Robert D. Ephius]

You guys back at the WU, DO know that turnabout is fair play, right?

2013 could bring a reverse invasion...

We welcome it. :)

[ChiefPassesALot]

I f'n dare you guys to come to the EMB BWAHAHAHA!

[Phobia]

Whoa.. you can say shit and asspipe here! Raiduhs

You can say anything you want as long as you spell it correctly. There's even an unfiltered version of the site you can select in your profile.

[luv]

You can say anything you want as long as you spell it correctly. There's even an unfiltered version of the site you can select in your profile.

Profile? Hell, you can go down to the bottom left hand corner of the page.

[IAmABabySeal]

You guys back at the WU, DO know that turnabout is fair play, right?

2013 could bring a reverse invasion...
I highly suggest you guys visit RnR first

[AndysMansiere]

when is the douche of the year contest??? i need to assemble my campaign staff.

thanks.

[AndysMansiere]

Profile? Hell, you can go down to the bottom left hand corner of the page.

well, hello there!!!

[Phobia]

Profile? Hell, you can go down to the bottom left hand corner of the page.

Indeed. You should be a mod.

[Easy 6]

I f'n dare you guys to come to the EMB BWAHAHAHA!

:eek: oh but please be gentle on us simple minded hayseeds when it happens, we're but a gentle and timid bunch of pushovers...

[Phobia]

well, hello there!!!

There is a chance, especially now that you are a member of this site.

[Pasta Pulsar]

Some of you guys are a bit... much, with the Mike Honcho talk.

You sure you're on the right kind of BB?

Now that you're here, I'm exactly where I want to be sailor! :spank:

[luv]

Indeed. You should be a mod.

I got voted down. Hell, even the guy that came in underneath me in votes got it. I'm not bitter, though.

[luv]

I do have a question, though. Are Eagles fans this annoying on purpose? I've never talked to one, so I'm a little clueless.

[AndysMansiere]

I do have a question, though. Are Eagles fans this annoying on purpose? I've never talked to one, so I'm a little clueless.

yes.
are you this sexy on purpose...or does it come naturally???

[luv]

yes.
are you this sexy on purpose...or does it come naturally???

Totally natural.

[Mr. Laz]

I'm a little clueless. Q









:D

[luv]

Q









:D

LMAO That didn't take long. Of course, I didn't figure it would. :)

[AndysMansiere]

Totally natural.

just imagine if you tried. mankind woudn't stand a chance.

[Robert D. Ephius]

You can say anything you want as long as you spell it correctly. There's even an unfiltered version of the site you can select in your profile.

That is pretty badass.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Totally natural.

So how big is your hairy dong, Bro? I Bet Terilyns has you beat by a few feet.

[Mr. Laz]

yes.
are you this sexy on purpose...or does it come naturally???
just imagine if you tried. mankind woudn't stand a chance.umm ... did the dude didn't even ask if Luv was a girl?

looks like he might not be as 'new' as his post count

[luv]

umm ... did the dude didn't even ask if Luv was a girl?

looks like he might not be as 'new' as his post count

I would hope that figuring it out wouldn't prove to be that difficult.

[Phobia]

umm ... did the dude didn't even ask if Luv was a girl?

looks like he might not be as 'new' as his post count

How many dudes do you know named "luv"?

[Robert D. Ephius]

umm ... did the dude didn't even ask if Luv was a girl?

looks like he might not be as 'new' as his post count

Don't be such a n00b. :shake:

[AndysMansiere]

How many dudes do you know named "luv"?

^ this ROFL

[HatchetWound]

Totally natural.

Wanna scissor? :dom:

[Mr. Laz]

How many dudes do you know named "luv"?
I don't know, i've seen a few guy running around westport that could go by 'luv'

:)


internet rule #1 - assume everyone is a dude until proven otherwise.

[Strongside]

Yeah because the EMB is Sooooo overrun by badass Philly fans. Remember, you're dealing with a fanbase that just caused a fucking revolution. Demanded change and got it. I get so sick of hearing about how bad Philly fans have it. Your'e cursed, and so on...bullshit. Come live in our world for a while, son...you'll go crying back to your South Philly shithole begging for cheesesteaks and stiff upper lips. Andy took you whiney bitches to a slew of NFC Chamipionship games, and a super bowl. Not to mention you've got the Phillies, who've won the East 5 of the last 6 years and the WS as little as 4 years ago. The Royals haven't BEEN to the playoffs since 1985. That's 27 years... So please, spare us all the sentiments that Philadelphia fans are somehow more dedicated and passionate than fans in Kansas City because it simply isn't true. And I'm not saying that we are more dedicated and passionate, either. I'm just tired of the national consensus being that fans in the city of 'brotherly love' (biggest load of shit ever, BTW) are the cream of the sports fan crop. You booed santa claus. Great. We booed our injured starting quarterback and got the GM of the decade shitcanned.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

[ChiefPassesALot]

ROFL Chiefs fans telling Philly fans how great we have it ROFL

[AndysMansiere]

so, luv...you & i seem to be really hitting it off, huh???

[Sorter]

Yeah because the EMB is Sooooo overrun by badass Philly fans. Remember, you're dealing with a fanbase that just caused a ****ing revolution. Demanded change and got it. I get so sick of hearing about how bad Philly fans have it. Your'e cursed, and so on...bullshit. Come live in our world for a while, son...you'll go crying back to your South Philly shithole begging for cheesesteaks and stiff upper lips. Andy took you whiney bitches to a slew of NFC Chamipionship games, and a super bowl. Not to mention you've got the Phillies, who've won the East 5 of the last 6 years and the WS as little as 4 years ago. The Royals haven't BEEN to the playoffs since 1985. That's 27 years... So please, spare us all the sentiments that Philadelphia fans are somehow more dedicated and passionate than fans in Kansas City because it simply isn't true. And I'm not saying that we are more dedicated and passionate, either. I'm just tired of the national consensus being that fans in the city of 'brotherly love' (biggest load of shit ever, BTW) are the cream of the sports fan crop. You booed santa claus. Great. We booed our injured starting quarterback and got the GM of the decade shitcanned.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

Quoted for truth.

[HatchetWound]

SANTA CLAUS WAS A DRUNK THAT STUMBLED ONTO THE FIELD IN A STUPOR AND THAT HAPPENED BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN!

Is what I would say if I was an Eagles fan.

[Rausch]

Yeah because the EMB is Sooooo overrun by badass Philly fans. Remember, you're dealing with a fanbase that just caused a ****ing revolution. Demanded change and got it. I get so sick of hearing about how bad Philly fans have it. Your'e cursed, and so on...bullshit. Come live in our world for a while, son...you'll go crying back to your South Philly shithole begging for cheesesteaks and stiff upper lips. Andy took you whiney bitches to a slew of NFC Chamipionship games, and a super bowl. Not to mention you've got the Phillies, who've won the East 5 of the last 6 years and the WS as little as 4 years ago. The Royals haven't BEEN to the playoffs since 1985. That's 27 years... So please, spare us all the sentiments that Philadelphia fans are somehow more dedicated and passionate than fans in Kansas City because it simply isn't true. And I'm not saying that we are more dedicated and passionate, either. I'm just tired of the national consensus being that fans in the city of 'brotherly love' (biggest load of shit ever, BTW) are the cream of the sports fan crop. You booed santa claus. Great. We booed our injured starting quarterback and got the GM of the decade shitcanned.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

...

TAKE YOUR GUIDO PHILLI BULLSHIT AND GTFO OUT OF OUR HOUSE!

http://www.sketchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/GordonRamsayYelling.jpg

[Robert D. Ephius]

Quoted for truth.

You know Boxxy too, eh?

[ChiefPassesALot]

ROFL "guidos" rofl

Yeah, we're all extras from the Jersey Shore

[HatchetWound]

ROFL "guidos" rofl

Yeah, we're all extras from the Jersey Shore

Cool story, bro.

[Robert D. Ephius]

I used to go to MO a lot for business. I don't remember people out there being such assholes. I actually enjoyed my visits.

[Sorter]

You know Boxxy too, eh?

I don't like you.

[luv]

so, luv...you & i seem to be really hitting it off, huh???

Totally.

[Graystoke]

I don't like you.

I am SUPRISE!

[Robert D. Ephius]

I don't like you.

I don't give a flying F!

Boxxy is hawt!

[AndysMansiere]

Totally.

yeah...you seem like a kewel bro-ad. there might be a bit of a love connection going on here.

[Robert D. Ephius]

I am SUPRISE!

Nice to meet you, SURPRISE. I am Robert.

[HatchetWound]

yeah...you seem like a kewel bro-ad. there might be a bit of a love connection going on here.

:harumph:

[Sorter]

I am SUPRISE!

ROFL

[Rausch]

I used to go to MO a lot for business. I don't remember people out there being such assholes. I actually enjoyed my visits.

Tame would be an understatement...

[luv]

yeah...you seem like a kewel bro-ad. there might be a bit of a love connection going on here.

I think your girlfriend is getting jealous. We might want to keep this on the down low.

[AndysMansiere]

I think your girlfriend is getting jealous. We might want to keep this on the down low.

keep what on the down low???

see what i did thurr???

[HatchetWound]

I think your girlfriend is getting jealous. We might want to keep this on the down low.

He's my ex husband. And I'm into chicks now. Sexy chicks like you. He's got a micropenis anyway.

[Mr. Laz]

yeah...you seem like a kewel bro-ad. there might be a bit of a love connection going on here.
be careful she's a total tease




all talk,no action ... she will break your heart

[Robert D. Ephius]

Tame would be an understatement...

Yep. Very nice people, actually. Life seemed much less stressful than the east coast.

[AndysMansiere]

be careful she's a total tease




all talk,no action ... she will break your heart

thanks for the advice, laz. but alas, one cannot reason with love.

[AndysMansiere]

btw, i don't know who the hell this hatchet wound character is.



and my dong is average sized....average!!!

[Mr. Laz]

thanks for the advice, laz. but alas, one cannot reason with love.
to each his own ...



i still haven't recovered, my heart is shattered. :sulk:

[ChiefPassesALot]

Average is just a nice way of saying small. MICROPEEN! MICROPEEN! MICROPEEN!

God, that felt good.

[Robert D. Ephius]

ROFL

[FloridaMan88]

On the day the Philadelphia Eagles hire a new HC, many of their fans are spending their day on a Chiefs message board.

Talk about still being obsessed with Andy Reid.

[HatchetWound]

btw, i don't know who the hell this hatchet wound character is.



and my dong is average sized....average!!!

Yeah for a 5 yr old.

[AndysMansiere]

Average is just a nice way of saying small. MICROPEEN! MICROPEEN! MICROPEEN!

God, that felt good.

:#:#

[ChiefPassesALot]

On the day the Philadelphia Eagles hire a new HC, many of their fans are spending their day on a Chiefs message board.

Talk about still being obsessed with Andy Reid.

We wanted to make friends. Guess you aren't interested. We'll let the morons back in TATE fight each other about Kelly and return when the dust settles.

[ChiefPassesALot]

Yeah for a 5 yr old.

Oh snap!! Dude has a machine peen!

[AndysMansiere]

Yeah for a 5 yr old.

yeah..real mature. :rolleyes:




you big jerkface!!!

[ChiefPassesALot]

8==D

[Robert D. Ephius]

On the day the Philadelphia Eagles hire a new HC, many of their fans are spending their day on a Chiefs message board.

Talk about still being obsessed with Andy Reid.

The board keeps crashing from all the F ing TATERs, Dummy.

[ChiefPassesALot]

That might be a little generous

[AndysMansiere]

Oh snap!! Dude has a machine peen!

you keepin a chart on penis sizes, benjamin cranklin???

[luv]

He's my ex husband. And I'm into chicks now. Sexy chicks like you. He's got a micropenis anyway.

Sorry, I'm not into chicks. I'm not even one of those internet chicks that pretends to be in order to pick up guys.

[ChiefPassesALot]

you keepin a chart on penis sizes, benjamin cranklin???
Yes. I compare and contrast all peens that are sent to my inbox at the EMB. Please submit yours for filing.

[ChiefPassesALot]

Sorry, I'm not into chicks. I'm not even one of those internet chicks that pretends to be in order to pick up guys.
thats a shame. We could have been friends.

[HatchetWound]

8==D

more like 8=D

[luv]

to each his own ...



i still haven't recovered, my heart is shattered. :sulk:

Says the guy who no one has met....ever. :harumph:

[ChiefPassesALot]

more like 8=D

:drool:

[AndysMansiere]

benjamin cranklin....you guys catch that??? it was funny!!!

[HatchetWound]

Sorry, I'm not into chicks. I'm not even one of those internet chicks that pretends to be in order to pick up guys.

But.. but you're into roller derby. I thought all you chicks munched carpet :(

[Mr. Laz]

yeah..real mature. :rolleyes:

you big jerkface!!!
wow, in the decade i've been around this place you are the only other person that i've seen use the dreaded 'jerkface' insult besides me.

Not sure whether to hug you as brethren or hit you in the face as competition.

[Mr. Laz]

But.. but you're into roller derby. I thought all you chicks munched carpet :(


ROFLROFL

[ChiefPassesALot]

Ok, my inbox is STILL empty. Send me all your peens now.

[AndysMansiere]

to each his own ...



i still haven't recovered, my heart is shattered. :sulk:

sorry, doode. love can be cruel. i hope you've moved on...well, because she's about to become my gf & stuff.

[luv]

But.. but you're into roller derby. I thought all you chicks munched carpet :(

Popular misconception. This is my first season. I'm finding out that some that I thought weren't are. Several are happily married or have SO's, though. While I have neither, I prefer the rod.

[ChiefSuspect]

The board keeps crashing from all the F ing TATERs, Dummy.

ROFL

I like our laughing emoticon more.

So have we all made nice now? Are the innocent, naive Midwesterners coming over to the EMB, or what?

[SPchief]

But.. but you're into roller derby. I thought all you chicks munched carpet :(

LMAO

ok, that might be the best post from all of these Philly n00bs

[AndysMansiere]

I prefer the rod.

that's great news, luv. :clap:

[HatchetWound]

Popular misconception. This is my first season. I'm finding out that some that I thought weren't are. Several are happily married or have SO's. While I have neither, I prefer the rod.

Well I mean.. I have a rod. I just have to attach it when it's happy time. It's MUCH bigger than his witty bitty micropenis.

[Robert D. Ephius]

sorry, doode. love can be cruel. i hope you've moved on...well, because she's about to become my gf & stuff.

Nobody in chat. You an luv should go cyber in there.

[Mr. Laz]

sorry, doode. love can be cruel. i hope you've moved on...well, because she's about to become my gf & stuff.
I see a broken heart in your future ...

http://karensandler.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/crystal-ball.jpg

.... and dark blue balls.

[FloridaMan88]

The board keeps crashing from all the F ing TATERs, Dummy.

ROFL

Is that a sampling of the typical smack from the Eagles Message Board?

Exhibit A of why the Eagles Message Board is consistently regarded as the worst, lamest and most pathetic message board of all NFL teams.

[HatchetWound]

LMAO

ok, that might be the best post from all of these Philly n00bs

Thanks.. wanna make out?

[seclark]

LMAO

ok, that might be the best post from all of these Philly n00bs

actually, i think most of them seem pretty cool...i mean, they don't seem to be any bigger jerkoffs than we are.
sec

[AndysMansiere]

I see a broken heart in your future ...

.... and dark blue balls.

:D

i tend to keep 'em all furry...so the blue doesn't shine thru.

[ChiefSuspect]

ROFL

Is that a sampling of the typical smack from the Eagles Message Board?

Exhibit A of why the Eagles Message Board is consistently regarded as the worst, lamest and most pathetic message board of all NFL teams.

This one is the belle of the mouth-breathers' ball, guys.

[luv]

Nobody in chat. You an luv should go cyber in there.

Wow, I just got taken back 10 years ago. People still do that?

[ReidsAnalBeads]

Hello.

[AndysMansiere]

goodbye new friends and future lovers. i must bid you farewell for today.

here's to more good times tomorrow!!! :BLVD:

[ChiefPassesALot]

ROFL

Is that a sampling of the typical smack from the Eagles Message Board?

Exhibit A of why the Eagles Message Board is consistently regarded as the worst, lamest and most pathetic message board of all NFL teams.

ROFL ROFL

Okay now I know you are off your rocker. We easily have the best board in the league.

[Robert D. Ephius]

ROFL

Is that a sampling of the typical smack from the Eagles Message Board?

Exhibit A of why the Eagles Message Board is consistently regarded as the worst, lamest and most pathetic message board of all NFL teams.

You would definitely be a TATEr on the EMB. That much is certain.

[luv]

goodbye new friends and future lovers. i must bid you farewell for today.

here's to more good times tomorrow!!! :BLVD:

Damn. I guess I should get back to work. :(

[FloridaMan88]

This one is the belle of the mouth-breathers' ball, guys.

Actually it is the truth.

Eagles Message Board or "EMB" is regarded as the most pathetic NFL message board on the web.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans are perfect examples for why this is the case.

[ChiefSuspect]

You would definitely be a TATEr on the EMB. That much is certain.

Most definitely. Or a DFCer.

[FloridaMan88]

ROFL ROFL

Okay now I know you are off your rocker. We easily have the best board in the league.

Wrong, it is terrible.

It is lame, lifeless and boring.

Kind of like the city of Philadelphia.

[ChiefSuspect]

Actually it is the truth.

Eagles Message Board or "EMB" is regarded as the most pathetic NFL message board on the web.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans are perfect examples for why this is the case.

Really? By whom? I'd like to see the poll showing this vast consensus. :)

[ChiefPassesALot]

Actually it is the truth.

Eagles Message Board or "EMB" is regarded as the most pathetic NFL message board on the web.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans are perfect examples for why this is the case.

Dude. Shut your filthy ****ing cock mouth, pussy. You dont know shit. ****in fogtag chiefs fan. ROFL

[ReidsAnalBeads]

You would definitely be a TATEr on the EMB. That much is certain.And you definitely take hairy chorizo on the EMB.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Hello.

ROFL

[ChiefPassesALot]

Really? By whom? I'd like to see the poll showing this vast consensus. :)
The only pole this guys sees is his boyfriends shaft up in his throat.

How do you think he got such a huge anus? Shit is split wide open!

[Robert D. Ephius]

Actually it is the truth.

Eagles Message Board or "EMB" is regarded as the most pathetic NFL message board on the web.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans are perfect examples for why this is the case.

TATEr!! ROFL

[FloridaMan88]

Most definitely. Or a DFCer.

Just another example of why EMB is so lame.

You obsess over lame acronyms as the basis for your "smack" (using the term lightly).

"Urlakerzz", "OSers", "WUers"... it all adds up to the worst NFL message board on the web.

[HatchetWound]

Actually it is the truth.

Eagles Message Board or "EMB" is regarded as the most pathetic NFL message board on the web.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans are perfect examples for why this is the case.

So wait.. are you saying there are other boards on the internets that discuss the quality and value of all of the NFL message boards and the consensus on that board is that the EMB is the most pathetic? I would like to join these boards. Link please?

[ChiefPassesALot]

As if Chiefs fans had some sort of better history than the Eagles because of your lame ass super bowl win a million years ago.

Last playoff win? When? WHEN!?!?! ROFL

[FloridaMan88]

The only pole this guys sees is his boyfriends shaft up in his throat.

How do you think he got such a huge anus? Shit is split wide open!

Your Buddy Ryan blow up doll informs us that your jizz aim is the equivalent of Jerome Brown's driving ability.

[IAmABabySeal]

Hello.
Hi friend

[ReidsAnalBeads]

Wrong, it is terrible.
It is lame, lifeless and boring.
Welcome to the Andy Reid era.

[ChiefPassesALot]

So wait.. are you saying there are other boards on the internets that discuss the quality and value of all of the NFL message boards and the consensus on that board is that the EMB is the most pathetic? I would like to join these boards. Link please?

Its the administration of bitter ass fogtags who think Andy Reid is Super Bowl caliber coach. ROFL

[ChiefSuspect]

Just another example of why EMB is so lame.

You obsess over lame acronyms as the basis for your "smack" (using the term lightly).

"Urlakerzz", "OSers", "WUers"... it all adds up to the worst NFL message board on the web.

ROFL

Seems like you know an awful lot about us. DFC isn't an acronym. Well, it is, but he's probably the most widely despised poster on the EMB.

[ChiefPassesALot]

Your Buddy Ryan blow up doll informs us that your jizz aim is the equivalent of Jerome Brown's driving ability.

Yeah and your humor has about as much as life as Jevon Belchers girlfriend you piece of shit

[ChiefWiggum]

wait, you cant upload an avatar on this peewee board? wow what a waste of the internet.

[IAmABabySeal]

Actually it is the truth.

Eagles Message Board or "EMB" is regarded as the most pathetic NFL message board on the web.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans are perfect examples for why this is the case.
You are so kind!! Can we be friends?

[ChiefSuspect]

Your Buddy Ryan blow up doll informs us that your jizz aim is the equivalent of Jerome Brown's driving ability.

You never answered my previous question. What's the murder rate of this year's Miami team?

[binkybink77]

Actually it is the truth.

Eagles Message Board or "EMB" is regarded as the most pathetic NFL message board on the web.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans are perfect examples for why this is the case.

Link?

[ChiTown]

Yeah and your humor has about as much as life as Jevon Belchers girlfriend

oh, dude. That ought to do it.

[ChiefWiggum]

Welcome to the Andy Reid era.
ROFL

[FloridaMan88]

Yeah and your humor has about as much as life as Jevon Belchers girlfriend you piece of shit

ROFL Dumbshit Eagles fan is pissed!

[ReidsAnalBeads]

Who do I have to blow to get some casino cash around here?

[IAmABabySeal]

Link?

yep

[luv]

As if Chiefs fans had some sort of better history than the Eagles because of your lame ass super bowl win a million years ago.

Last playoff win? When? WHEN!?!?! ROFL

Weren't you laughing at the fact that someone was saying how good the Eagles have had it? Now you're laughing at the thought of the Chiefs not winning a playoff game in eleventy billion years. Would you make up your mind?

[ChiefPassesALot]

oh, dude. That ought to do it.

peace out
talk shit on jerome brown and you get knowledge DROPPED

[HolyHat]

Remember that time we all got really mad about our coach getting fired, so we went and joined the message boards for his new team? Those were the good old days, back when we served a purpose in life...

[ChiTown]

Weren't you laughing at the fact that someone was saying how good the Eagles have had it? Now you're laughing at the thought of the Chiefs not winning a playoff game in eleventy billion years. Would you make up your mind?

It's not nice to poke the retards with a stick.

[FloridaMan88]

Link?

This thread.

Every EMB member on here represents Exhibit A for why the Eagles Message Board is a dumpster fire of fail.

[luv]

wait, you cant upload an avatar on this peewee board? wow what a waste of the internet.

You can. I just think there are minimum requirements as a n00b.

[ChiefPassesALot]

Weren't you laughing at the fact that someone was saying how good the Eagles have had it? Now you're laughing at the thought of the Chiefs not winning a playoff game in eleventy billion years. Would you make up your mind?

Yeah I made up my mind that this place sucks more than Andy's NFC championship game record

[Robert D. Ephius]

Huge Anus sounds like he's about to cry. I can see his red face and fat little sausage fingers beating on his keyboard now.

Bye, new e-friends! See you tomorrow.

[gooch]

Yeah and your humor has about as much as life as Jevon Belchers girlfriend you piece of shit

WOW..........

[IAmABabySeal]

ROFL Dumbshit Eagles fan is pissed!

Your language is incredibly offensive...we have tried to come in piece. If you do not cease your actions my baby seal will get angry. I don't think you want that.

[FloridaMan88]

peace out F.a.g.g.o.t.s

talk shit on jerome brown and you get knowledge DROPPED

ROFLROFLROFL

A Philadelphia fan's failed attempt at smack, at its finest.

"Knowledge DROPPED"

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Sounds like smack straight out of an episode of "Boy Meets World".

[HolyHat]

Why are these clowns not banned yet?

[ReidsAnalBeads]

You can. I just think there are minimum requirements as a n00b.

That's a shame. Whoever came up with that needs to be indian teabagged.

[ChiTown]

Huge Anus sounds like he's about to cry. I can see his red face and fat little sausage fingers beating on his keyboard now.

Bye, new e-friends! See you tomorrow.

Look who's shift is over? You forgot to say, FryGuy, OUT!

[HatchetWound]

Link?

This is confusing me ROFL

[HolyHat]

Your language is incredibly offensive...we have tried to come in piece. If you do not cease your actions my baby seal will get angry. I don't think you want that.

We dont care about your mom getting angry.

[ChiefWiggum]

This thread.

Every EMB member on here represents Exhibit A for why the Eagles Message Board is a dumpster fire of fail.
ROFL your board is like the christian mingle of NFL message boards. you think youre hot shit but EVERYONE else is laughing at you

[luv]

Yeah I made up my mind that this place sucks more than Andy's NFC championship game record

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Or do. Whatever.

[HatchetWound]

I want to join the board that discusses all the other boards!!

[luv]

Your language is incredibly offensive...we have tried to come in piece. If you do not cease your actions my baby seal will get angry. I don't think you want that.

I don't know. I think I might like to see your baby seal get angry.

[ChiefWiggum]

Why are these clowns not banned yet?

cause your mods suck more then richard simmons on a coke binge ROFL

[ReidsAnalBeads]

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Or do. Whatever.

Do you fingerbang yourself to the thought of Janet Reno checking Oprah in a roller match?

[HolyHat]

ROFL your board is like the christian mingle of NFL message boards. you think youre hot shit but EVERYONE else is laughing at you

your board is so lame that you come here? You idiots are so bitter about losing Reid. I love it.

[FloridaMan88]

Your language is incredibly offensive...we have tried to come in piece. If you do not cease your actions my baby seal will get angry. I don't think you want that.

Come in "piece"?

Is that an EMB code word that is in need of a translation?

[HatchetWound]

ROFL Bitter about losing Reid ROFL

[ChiefWiggum]

your board is so lame that you come here? You idiots are so bitter about losing Reid. I love it.

dont flatter yourself. we come here to make fun of you POS board back on ours. our board still has more activity with 3/4 of WU over here ROFL

[FloridaMan88]

ROFL your board is like the christian mingle of NFL message boards. you think youre hot shit but EVERYONE else is laughing at you

"Everyone" includes you and your three fellow Buddy Ryan blow up doll orgy companions.

[ReidsAnalBeads]

ROFL Bitter about losing Reid ROFL

poor bastards don't know what they're in for ROFL

[ChiefWiggum]

cant like on this board SMH

[luv]

Do you fingerbang yourself to the thought of Janet Reno checking Oprah in a roller match?

Note to self - quit promoting your derby league, as everyone thinks you're a lesbian.

However, if I was a lesbian, I'd still say ewwww to the thought of that.

[ChiefWiggum]

"Everyone" includes you and your three fellow Buddy Ryan blow up doll orgy companions.
is it dark under that rock where youre living?

[ChiTown]

dont flatter yourself. we come here to make fun of you POS board back on ours. our board still has more activity with 3/4 of WU over here ROFL

Technically, when you consider that most philly fans are mentally crippled, we might want to define the term "activity".

[HolyHat]

dont flatter yourself. we come here to make fun of you POS board back on ours. our board still has more activity with 3/4 of WU over here ROFL

Prove it or shut up. What Message board are you on?

[FloridaMan88]

poor bastards don't know what they're in for ROFL

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

The Chiefs have the most accomplished HC in Eagles history.

Thank you.

[HatchetWound]

Technically, when you consider that most philly fans are mentally crippled, we might want to define the term "activity".

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[HolyHat]

www.igglephans.com

www.wingheads.com

[ChiefPassesALot]

Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

[ChiefWiggum]

Prove it or shut up. What Message board are you on?


if you cant find the eagles message board, you have bigger problems then i thought

[FloridaMan88]

dont flatter yourself. we come here to make fun of you POS board back on ours. our board still has more activity with 3/4 of WU over here ROFL

EMB doubles as an online transexual pick-up site for the Philadelphia-area which is the basis for most of your board "activity".

[ChiefWiggum]

ROFL we have an actual official board. ya know, like professional teams are supposed to

[luv]

Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

:spock:

Weren't you leaving?

[FloridaMan88]

Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

Actually the Chiefs have a HC in the HOF with a Super Bowl ring... Hank Stram.

Try again.

[ChiefWiggum]

EMB doubles as an online transexual pick-up site for the Philadelphia-area which is the basis for most of your board "activity".

does it suck that you have more fake casino cash then you make real cash in a year? ROFL

[HatchetWound]

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

Howie Roseman + Chip Kelly

The Chiefs have the most accomplished HC in Eagles history.

Thank you.

Who won zero Super Bowls.. I mean I do understand that your team has been really awful for so very long that the playoff runs we had would be welcomed by you. But really, if you can't get it done in the end, it's a failure. Look at what Andy Reid did his last few years. Especially after Jim Johnson passed. I don't hate Reid but it was time for him go.

Chip Kelly is unproven at this point.. we will see what he can do.

I just TATEd :harumph:

[ChiTown]

Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

Easy there, wharf worker. Or, you will face the wrath of the 65 Toss Power Trap