Attack of the nOObs!

[ChiefWiggum]

alright, i have to leave its been "Fun"

[FloridaMan88]

ROFL we have an actual official board. ya know, like professional teams are supposed to

The Chiefs have an official board as well, on kcchiefs.com.

Next.

[gooch]

Andys already the best coach In chiefs hiatory

.....Best coach in chiefs what???

[ChiefPassesALot]

Actually the Chiefs have a HC in the HOF with a Super Bowl ring. ... Hank Stram.

Try again.

If our championships don't count neither does your lame ancient supr bowl victory toolbag

[HolyHat]

Chiefs Planet members - Showing results 1 of 7983

Igglesfans.com members - Showing results 1 of 4893

[ReidsAnalBeads]

So I was just sitting here finga blasting my filthy chimphole and I realized I need a colon cleansing.

[HatchetWound]

EMB doubles as an online transexual pick-up site for the Philadelphia-area which is the basis for most of your board "activity".

Where is that forum??? :drool:

[FloridaMan88]

If our championships don't count neither does your lame ancient supr bowl victory toolbag

Can you please remove Jerome Brown's rotting corpse from your lap and type like a human being?

[luv]

You guys are fun and all, but, if you're going to talk about people on your own board, then maybe you should go back there? Seriously. I'm sure there are a handful of you who can actually contribute something to this board other than Reid trolling. To you, I say welcome to the asylum. Otherwise, having a group of people come from one board to another just to compare us to people on your board is annoying as hell.

[FloridaMan88]

If our championships don't count neither does your lame ancient supr bowl victory toolbag

ROFLROFL

Your "championships" were pre-Super Bowl era with 10-14 teams.

[HatchetWound]

Chiefs Planet members - Showing results 1 of 7983

Igglesfans.com members - Showing results 1 of 4893

What board is that? ROFL The EMB has like 180K members

[ChiefLongDong]

who wants some dong

[HatchetWound]

You guys are fun and all, but, if you're going to talk about people on your own board, then maybe you should go back there? Seriously. I'm sure there are a handful of you who can actually contribute something to this board other than Reid trolling. To you, I say welcome to the asylum. Otherwise, having a group of people come from one board to another just to compare us to people on your board is annoying as hell.

I'm just here to earn casino cash.

[binkybink77]

Who do I have to blow to get some casino cash around here?

Mike Hunt.

[ReidsAnalBeads]

What board is that? ROFL The EMB has like 180K membersactually it's 179,649, you yeast infected dyke.

[gooch]

this should be fun When the Chiefs play the Eagles next season...

[FloridaMan88]

The EMB dumbshits on here are too dumb to realize they post on an message board that is operated by the Philadelphia Eagles... a.k.a. they are propaganda tools for the Philadelphia Eagles.

It would be like posting on the message boards on kcchiefs.com.

[IAmABabySeal]

actually it's 179,649, you yeast infected dyke.

ROFL

[IAmABabySeal]

Can you please remove Jerome Brown's rotting corpse from your lap and type like a human being?
I'm starting to think I don't wanna be your friend anymore.:lame:

[ChiefLongDong]

The EMB dumbshits on here are too dumb to realize they post on an message board that is operated by the Philadelphia Eagles... a.k.a. they are propaganda tools for the Philadelphia Eagles.

It would be like posting on the message boards on kcchiefs.com.

You seem like a good dood, you want to hug it out? If you ask nicely, I'll slide it in you.

[binkybink77]

actually it's 179,649, you yeast infected dyke.

Where? Is she pretty?

[IAmABabySeal]

I don't know. I think I might like to see your baby seal get angry.
are you trying to proposition me?:BLVD:

[HatchetWound]

who wants some dong


mmmmmm dong :drool:

[FloridaMan88]

You seem like a good dood, you want to hug it out? If you ask nicely, I'll slide it in you.

ROFL Looks like I hit a nerve.

EMB= owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

So much for being an independent voice of the fans.

[binkybink77]

this should be fun When the Chiefs play the Eagles next season...

...in the Toilet Bowl.

[HatchetWound]

The EMB dumbshits on here are too dumb to realize they post on an message board that is operated by the Philadelphia Eagles... a.k.a. they are propaganda tools for the Philadelphia Eagles.

It would be like posting on the message boards on kcchiefs.com.

We get paid. In gum.

[IAmABabySeal]

We get paid. In gum.

I'm a sucker for Trident layers

[binkybink77]

ROFL Looks like I hit a nerve.

EMB= owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

So much for being an independent voice of the fans.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess Hugh Janus is not your real name...I wonder if I can find...

[ChiefLongDong]

We get paid. In gum.


Wait, you get gum? When did this start?

[FloridaMan88]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess Hugh Janus is not your real name...I wonder if I can find...

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans on here didn't realize... until 3 minutes ago... that EMB is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Talk about the lamest type of message board to post on.

That explains the quality of smack (or lack thereof) coming from the EMB posters.

Jerome Brown's rotting corpse= The official sex toy of EMB.

[HatchetWound]

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans on here didn't realize... until 3 minutes ago... that EMB is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Talk about the lamest type of of message board to post on.

That explains the quality of smack (or lack thereof) coming from the EMB posters.

Jerome Brown's rotting corpse= The official sex toy of EMB.

Wait.. the EMB is owned by the Eagles organization?? :eek:

[FloridaMan88]

Wait.. the EMB is owned by the Eagles organization?? :eek:

The only thing worse than not knowing EMB is owned by the Philadephia Eagles is knowlingly and willingly posting on a message board that is nothing more than a propaganda mouth piece for the Eagles.

Either way you lose.

[ChiefLongDong]

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans on here didn't realize... until 3 minutes ago... that EMB is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Talk about the lamest type of of message board to post on.

That explains the quality of smack (or lack thereof) coming from the EMB posters.

Jerome Brown's rotting corpse= The official sex toy of EMB.


Derick Thomas = my driving instructor

[IAmABabySeal]

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans on here didn't realize... until 3 minutes ago... that EMB is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles.
Talk about the lamest type of message board to post on.

That explains the quality of smack (or lack thereof) coming from the EMB posters.

Jerome Brown's rotting corpse= The official sex toy of EMB.OMG I never realized I had to go through the Eagles website to find it when I first joined. You sir have changed my life!!!! How are you so smrts?

[FloridaMan88]

OMG I never realized I had to go through the Eagles website to find it when I first joined. You sir have changed my life!!!! How are you so smrts?

ROFLROFLROFL

Knowingly posting on a team's propaganda forum= obvious sign of being a homer dumbshit.

You obviously enjoy the sensation of Jeffrey Lurie's scrotum resting on your quivering little forehead.

[FloridaMan88]

Derick Thomas = my driving instructor

Is "Derick Thomas" related to Derrick Thomas?

Just curious.

[binkybink77]

Is "Derick Thomas" related to Derrick Thomas?

Just curious.

Pics of you wife/gf/ex/sister/mother/hot cousin/twink?

[IAmABabySeal]

ROFLROFLROFL

Knowingly posting on a team's propaganda forum= obvious sign of being a homer dumbshit.

You obviously enjoy the sensation of Jeffrey Lurie's scrotum resting on your quivering little forehead.
Did you know that resorting to insults is a sign of weakness? I think you're insecure with yourself and you need a significant amount of psychiatric help. I also believe that you suffer from gender dysphoria syndrome. I highly suggest you seek some help instead of trying to be an interwebs bully who makes little to no sense and rambles about the same thing over and over thinking they're making a point.

[FloridaMan88]

Did you know that resorting to insults is a sign of weakness? I think you're insecure with yourself and you need a significant amount of psychiatric help. I also believe that you suffer from gender dysphoria syndrome. I highly suggest you seek some help instead of trying to be an interwebs bully who makes little to no sense and rambles about the same thing over and over thinking they're making a point.

I've never been pyschoanalyzed by a dumbshit before.

A festive experience for sure.

[IAmABabySeal]

I've never been pyschoanalyzed by a dumbshit before.

A festive experience for sure.That's not what I heard.

[Easy 6]

ROFL your board is like the christian mingle of NFL message boards. you think youre hot shit but EVERYONE else is laughing at you

Yeah, we're the funny ones... meanwhile, the big bad iggles fans CANT talk enough about each others shitpipes, hairy dongs and various other forms of brokeback love.

Take your pillowbiter ass back to the manhole you crawled out of and PRAY we dont come burn you out of that ****ing gay bar you call a message board.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Looks like Huge Anus had a stroke. ROFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Holy fuck, it's Guido Planet

[GloryDayz]

I have no opinion....

[binkybink77]

I've never been pyschoanalyzed by a dumbshit before.

A festive experience for sure.

You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.

[Easy 6]

You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.

Tell him to pack a hearty lunch and wear his sunday finest.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.

ROFL Oooooooooooooooo Scarrrrryy!!!

[binkybink77]

ROFL Oooooooooooooooo Scarrrrryy!!!

Oh, he'll change your board forever. He's like a monster you keep in chains to unleash upon your enemies.

[ChiTown]

Oh, he'll change your board forever. He's like a monster you keep in chains to unleash upon your enemies.

You must be a special kind of retard.

[FloridaMan88]

Looks like Huge Anus had a stroke. ROFL

The entire EMB is getting exposed as a flaming pile of epic fail in this thread.

ROFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Oh, he'll change your board forever. He's like a monster you keep in chains to unleash upon your enemies.

Blackbob would probably own him

[ChiTown]

Blackbob would probably own him

Your avatar is how I imagine most of these Iggle fans.

[FloridaMan88]

The Photoshop-fail Orgy Ship from EMB:

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s561/BillTheButcher1/TheChipShip_zps8bc807c8.jpg

[Easy 6]

Blackbob would probably own him

Just wait til "Judman" runs into KCNut, he wont know what happened... he'll just wake up in a pool of his own stupid.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Just wait til "Judman" runs into KCNut, he wont know what happened... he'll just wake up in a pool of his own stupid.

ROFL Probably chat him up like long time friends.

[FloridaMan88]

The rules that all dumbshit EMB posters have to submit to, to post on a Philadelphia Eagles owned/operated message board.

Like posting on a message board in North Korea.

All EMB members must shrink wrap their genitals and brand them with "Property of Jeffery Lurie".

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

The rest of the rules:

1. If you want to talk trash and ridicule other teams, don't do it here! Use the Rant n Rave section and stop clogging this section with comments about Ray Lewis and Eli Manning.

2. Anyone caught "fishing" in this section will be suspended for 2 weeks for spamming. If you normally hang out on the What's Up section and you only come over here to start a topic like "Trade McNabb" or "Sign URLAKKKER!", you aren't providing to the discussion and you're just causing more work for the moderators. Stop with the childish games. If you come over here, talk Eagles. Don't start problems.

3. Please stop with the "Caption this photo" topics. Besides being an eyesore, it's gotten to the point where A) the pictures aren't that funny, and B) the captions have become derogatory and inappropriate for this message board.

4. "Talk About the Eagles" is for legitimate Eagles talk only. If you want to talk about other teams, do it in the NFL forum. If you want to talk about fantasy football or video games, do it in the appropriate forum. If you want to talk about tickets, do it in the Ticket forum. The moderating crew is tired of seeing people post "I know this is the wrong section, but...", and this is unacceptable. Don't let it get to a point where we just starting deleting topics instead of moving them.

5. If you're going to copy-and-paste articles, please provide a link to the original story. Other message boards have enforced this rule, and we'd like to do it here as well. Besides giving proof that you aren't making the story up, it's considered a copyright infringement if you post a whole story without a link. Also, to make it easier to read and let us know that it's an article, we recommend that you use "QUOTE" tags around the text.

6. We've asked this repeatedly, yet some of you continue to ignore our requests to stop masking the "F" word and other serious profanity. If you're caught violating EMB rules, a warning will be noted. If you're caught again, you'll be suspended for 2 weeks or 4 weeks, depending on severity. We also reserve the right to ban people at any time where appropriate.

7. Please do not quote huge blocks of text or pictures. It wastes space on the database. If you'd like to point something out and respond to it, simply quote the sentence or idea that you're commenting on, not the entire thing.

8. Personal attacks will not be tolerated. Go after the idea, not the person.

9. So-called "SPAM" threads are not permitted here. That means the posting of Ebay auctions, links to "deals" for products (i.e. FREE IPOD, ETC...) or websites promoting products that are not officially sanctioned by the Philadelphia Eagles is forbidden here. The Private Message System MAY NOT BE USED for such solicitation either.

10. Animated avatars where a person is naked, bouncing, rubbing, grabbing or being grabbed will be removed. If you put it back up, you will get a warning.


We'd like to make this the best official message board in the NFL, but we need your help to make it stand out above the others. Thank you for your continued support of the Eagles.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Sounds like a cesspool as bad as the Minge

[binkybink77]

You must be a special kind of retard.

No, but Judman is, he'll infect your board and spread like a virus. He'll live and breath ChiefsPlanet, posting hundreds of posts everyday, 24/7 but he'll never do quite enough wrong to get banned. It took us 2 years to get rid of him and I'm sure he's been dying to find a new community.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

No, but Judman is, he'll infect your board and spread like a virus. He'll live and breath ChiefsPlanet, posting hundreds of posts everyday, 24/7 but he'll never do quite enough wrong to get banned. It took us 2 years to get rid of him and I'm sure he's been dying to find a new community.

I think I just banned him for a year on Saturday.

[ChiTown]

No, but Judman is, he'll infect your board and spread like a virus. He'll live and breath ChiefsPlanet, posting hundreds of posts everyday, 24/7 but he'll never do quite enough wrong to get banned. It took us 2 years to get rid of him and I'm sure he's been dying to find a new community.

That won't be a problem here. We can ban him for saying "Hi", with the wrong font.

[binkybink77]

Just wait til "Judman" runs into KCNut, he wont know what happened... he'll just wake up in a pool of his own stupid.

Oh no, Judman is constantly drowning in stupid. That's the thing you'd have to watch all day every day.

[FloridaMan88]

Oh no, Judman is constantly drowning in stupid. That's the thing you'd have to watch all day every day.

Sounds like he was a perfect fit for EMB.

[IAmABabySeal]

That won't be a problem here. We can ban him for saying "Hi", with the wrong font.

hello

[luv]

The rules that all dumbshit EMB posters have to submit to, to post on a Philadelphia Eagles owned/operated message board.

Like posting on a message board in North Korea.

All EMB members must shrink wrap their genitals and brand them with "Property of Jeffery Lurie".

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

The rest of the rules:

1. If you want to talk trash and ridicule other teams, don't do it here! Use the Rant n Rave section and stop clogging this section with comments about Ray Lewis and Eli Manning.

2. Anyone caught "fishing" in this section will be suspended for 2 weeks for spamming. If you normally hang out on the What's Up section and you only come over here to start a topic like "Trade McNabb" or "Sign URLAKKKER!", you aren't providing to the discussion and you're just causing more work for the moderators. Stop with the childish games. If you come over here, talk Eagles. Don't start problems.

3. Please stop with the "Caption this photo" topics. Besides being an eyesore, it's gotten to the point where A) the pictures aren't that funny, and B) the captions have become derogatory and inappropriate for this message board.

4. "Talk About the Eagles" is for legitimate Eagles talk only. If you want to talk about other teams, do it in the NFL forum. If you want to talk about fantasy football or video games, do it in the appropriate forum. If you want to talk about tickets, do it in the Ticket forum. The moderating crew is tired of seeing people post "I know this is the wrong section, but...", and this is unacceptable. Don't let it get to a point where we just starting deleting topics instead of moving them.

5. If you're going to copy-and-paste articles, please provide a link to the original story. Other message boards have enforced this rule, and we'd like to do it here as well. Besides giving proof that you aren't making the story up, it's considered a copyright infringement if you post a whole story without a link. Also, to make it easier to read and let us know that it's an article, we recommend that you use "QUOTE" tags around the text.

6. We've asked this repeatedly, yet some of you continue to ignore our requests to stop masking the "F" word and other serious profanity. If you're caught violating EMB rules, a warning will be noted. If you're caught again, you'll be suspended for 2 weeks or 4 weeks, depending on severity. We also reserve the right to ban people at any time where appropriate.

7. Please do not quote huge blocks of text or pictures. It wastes space on the database. If you'd like to point something out and respond to it, simply quote the sentence or idea that you're commenting on, not the entire thing.

8. Personal attacks will not be tolerated. Go after the idea, not the person.

9. So-called "SPAM" threads are not permitted here. That means the posting of Ebay auctions, links to "deals" for products (i.e. FREE IPOD, ETC...) or websites promoting products that are not officially sanctioned by the Philadelphia Eagles is forbidden here. The Private Message System MAY NOT BE USED for such solicitation either.

10. Animated avatars where a person is naked, bouncing, rubbing, grabbing or being grabbed will be removed. If you put it back up, you will get a warning.


We'd like to make this the best official message board in the NFL, but we need your help to make it stand out above the others. Thank you for your continued support of the Eagles.

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Spam
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[Bwana]

You better watch it, or we'll unleash Judman on this place.

Oh gee, not the Judman.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1760159/laughing.gif

[binkybink77]

Sounds like he was a perfect fit for EMB.

You're really good with your grade school comebacks.

[bevischief]

Who do I have to blow to get some casino cash around here?

post more.

[ChiefBoyRDEE]

what is EMB?

[HatchetWound]

I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!

[binkybink77]

I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!

I know! Next you'll tell me the stadium we watch the games in is owned by them too.

[Bowser]

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ChiefsPlanet tries to be a forum run by it's community, and the moderator's do have freedom to chose how to deal with a given situation. That being said, the following are things that we have agreed upon as reasons that you may have your access removed either temporarily or permanently.

Spam
NSFW Links
Overloading the Front Page with Threads
Threats
NSFW Images
Word Filter Evasion
Rude Comments in Prayers/Thoughts thread
Respect for Moderator Team
False News or Thread Title
Multiple Accounts
You have received a permanent ban in the past

Trollolololol

[ChiefBoyRDEE]

I know! Next you'll tell me the stadium we watch the games in is owned by them too.

hey stinkystink, love that one in the stink, my favorite hoel

[bevischief]

Wow...ROFL

[Strongside]

The Photoshop-fail Orgy Ship from EMB:

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s561/BillTheButcher1/TheChipShip_zps8bc807c8.jpg

As an art director...this made me quit my job because I'll never be this good.

[FloridaMan88]

I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!

It is shocking to people who post on a message board that is completely free and independent of the team's control.

The moderators on EMB (who don't even give their names, they are "Moderator 5" "Mderator 8", etc.) are members of the Philadelphia Eagles PR staff. For Chiefs fans that is like posting on a message board that Bob Moore is moderating.

Apparently being a blind homer zombie is a noble trait in Philadelphia Eagles land.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

post more.

Don't forget that posts containing midgets equal more casino dollars too.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

It is shocking to people who post on a message board that is completely free and independent of the team's control.

The moderators on EMB (who don't even give their names, they are "Moderator 5" "Mderator 8", etc.) are members of the Philadelphia Eagles PR staff. For Chiefs fans that is like posting on a message board that Bob Moore is moderating.

Apparently being a blind homer zombie is a noble trait in Philadelphia Eagles land.

Holy fuck, the Eagle True Fan Pilgrims have arrived.

[HatchetWound]

Hey Mod 12 did you know you're part of the Eagles PR staff?? ROFL

Says the guy propagandizing with his avi ROFL

Come to think of it they DO delete any posts negative of the Eagles. Do you think that's why??

[bevischief]

Don't forget that posts containing midgets equal more casino dollars too.

Dildos, Super Gay man and dwarfs help out too.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Dildos, Super Gay man and dwarfs help out too.

This isn't Eagle country, so naked pics of Bea Arthur DO NOT equal more dollars.

[bevischief]

This isn't Eagle country, so naked pics of Bea Arthur DO NOT equal more dollars.

Can't forget the hourly PM's to Bob Dole help out too.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Can't forget the hourly PM's to Bob Dole help out too.

But PMing Dole naked Bea pics do equal more dollars ROFL

[Strongside]

I honestly didn't think that this thread would make it past 4:30. Lets stop feeding the birds. They'll eventually choke on their own vomit and die off.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Still not convinced they are all Iggles

[Robert D. Ephius]

It is shocking to people who post on a message board that is completely free and independent of the team's control.

The moderators on EMB (who don't even give their names, they are "Moderator 5" "Mderator 8", etc.) are members of the Philadelphia Eagles PR staff. For Chiefs fans that is like posting on a message board that Bob Moore is moderating.

Apparently being a blind homer zombie is a noble trait in Philadelphia Eagles land.

ROFL you are such a Huge Anus.

[HatchetWound]

ROFL you are such a Huge Anus.

Mod 12 can't make it to this thread because he's too busy in a PR meeting at the NovaCare center ROFL

[chiefboxashells]

Sounds like he was a perfect fit for EMB.

how did you get a hugh janus?

[chiefboxashells]

I honestly didn't think that this thread would make it past 4:30. Lets stop feeding the birds. They'll eventually choke on their own vomit and die off.
birds don't even vomit :clap:

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Hi guys!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Ever had a BBQ Cheesesteak?

[Machine]

Boy the goodwill went south quick.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

birds don't even vomit :clap:

Hungry baby birds and vultures disagree

[bevischief]

The the midgets

[Pasta Little Brioni]

peed on Chip

[chiefboxashells]

Hungry baby birds and vultures disagree

:)

[Machine]

Well your nasty comments to what was a fun little trip turned me off to you KC fans. Good luck and go fuck yourselves.

[chiefboxashells]

Hi guys!

hi guy who brought the booze

[HatchetWound]

Did Baby Seal really get banned for using the wrong font?? I've never heard of such a thing!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Well your nasty comments to what was a fun little trip turned me off to you KC fans. Good luck and go fuck yourselves.

Bye!!! Got room in your El Camino for a few more?

[chiefboxashells]

Did Baby Seal really get banned for using the wrong font?? I've never heard of such a thing!
ROFL

[ReynardMuldrake]

Well your nasty comments to what was a fun little trip turned me off to you KC fans. Good luck and go fuck yourselves.

The fuck did you expect? You guys sign up pretending to be Chiefs fans just to troll us and you wonder where the warm welcome is?

You get treated the way you treat others. You'll find that the fans of other teams that don't come here under false pretenses actually get treated pretty well.

[chiefboxashells]

Bye!!! Got room in your El Camino for a few more?
actually I wish I had an El Camino, that ish would be worth a few bucks now

[Pasta Little Brioni]

actually I wish I had an El Camino, that ish would be worth a few bucks now

Do you like gladiator movies?

[bevischief]

peed on Chip

Two midgets one

[Pasta Little Brioni]

cup of douche

[houstonwhodat]

I'm still in complete shock that the Eagles Message Board is actually owned by the Eagles!!


So is the Texans.

It sucks.

[Phobia]

Did Baby Seal really get banned for using the wrong font?? I've never heard of such a thing!

Absolutely. Don't ever try that around here. We run a tight ship.

[HatchetWound]

Absolutely. Don't ever try that around here. We run a tight ship.

Against.. non-conformist.. font? :spock:

[Red Beans]

actually I wish I had an El Camino, that ish would be worth a few bucks now

It's Spanish for "the camino."

[seaofred]

So, since earlier in this thread I was appointed King of the nOObs, can I be the one that disciplines all nOObs?

[Phobia]

Against.. non-conformist.. font? :spock:

You've already used all your questions for the day.

[HatchetWound]

You've already used all your questions for the day.

Can I have some of your casino cash? :wubby:

[Phobia]

Can I have some of your casino cash? :wubby:

I tried to send you a generous amount but your PM's are disabled. In order to receive monay, you have to be able to receive a PM.

[FloridaMan88]

ROFLROFL

It is amazing that so many Eagles fans have decided to spend the entire day on a Kansas City Chiefs message board... the same day when their team hired a HC. That is the ultimate sign of obsession. Eagles fans obviously know that Andy Reid was the best HC in their franchise's history and their future, led by Chip Kelly/Howie Roseman appears to be a future of losing seasons.

Let's recap what else we learned about the Eagles fans in this thread:

1) They find nothing wrong with and actually embrace the idea of posting on a message board (Eagles Message Board or "EMB") that is owned and operated by the Philadelphia Eagles. They embrace the idea of being a "true fan", a.k.a. blind zombie homer.

2) They consider Jerome Brown's rotting corpse to be a valuable sex toy.

3) They are either naive to the fact or have been under false pretenses that the moderators on their Philadelphia Eagles owned/operated message board are anything but members of the Eagles P.R. Staff.

4) They consider NFL championships won in the 1940's to be just as worthy as NFL vs. AFL/Super Bowl championships.

5) The Eagles Message Board ("EMB") that most of these Eagles fans orginate from boosts their online traffic #'s by doubling as a transsexual online role play site where you can pretend to be Manti Te'o's "girlfriend" for $9.99/hour.

The bottom line is Chiefs= Andy Reid/John Dorsey, Eagles= Chip Kelly/Howie Roseman.

Advantage= Chiefs.

Game over.

Thread over.

[GloryDayz]

I'm kinda new... I'm reborn...

[cabletech94]

skip town is rolling over in his grave.

sorry if a repost, and sorry if i misspelled his name.

[chefsos]

Actually, that was a pretty impressive board raid.

[GloryDayz]

Were there many bans just prior to the board becoming popular?

[Easy 6]

ROFL Probably chat him up like long time friends.

I want to be clear, Nut is a damn good fan and a good man.

He would baffle their Goliath into the blubbering teenage mess that he surely is.

[HatchetWound]

I tried to send you a generous amount but your PM's are disabled. In order to receive monay, you have to be able to receive a PM.

How do I do that honeypie?

[EagleRob]

Most of this thread: 😢
GloryDayz avatar: 😛

[ChiefSuspect]

I'm just enjoying the fact that Huge Anus actually thinks we're jealous or envious or something. ROFL

[FloridaMan88]

I'm just enjoying the fact that Huge Anus actually thinks we're jealous or envious or something. ROFL

ROFL

Chiefs have John Dorsey

You have Howie Roseman

Enough said.

[ChiefSuspect]

Yeah, you must have missed the 3457207540927345 times I said I'm not trying to compete with the Chiefs and I fucking hate Howie Roseman.

[gooch]

Best.thread.ever.

[a pp roach]

we're here to stay!

[Raiderhater]

This is definitely one of the more bizarre threads I've seen in a while. With all these inside jokes, I feel like a n00b on my home board.


No lie. Beyond weird.


Although once the mystery got solved I kind of became impressed with some of the weirdos. They made very little sense but, they showed moxie and a good nature for the most part. I'm almost tempted to register over at EMB to check it out. And I typically stay away from other NFL boards.

[tooge]

For yo n00Bs let's get a few things clear.
You suck. Got it!
Deal with it. Got it
Oh, and don't forget, if the SHTF, I will be king and you will do as I say.

[Phobia]

Yeah, you must have missed the 3457207540927345 times I said I'm not trying to compete with the Chiefs and I ****ing hate Howie Roseman.

Which font you posting in right now?

[FloridaMan88]

Yeah, you must have missed the 3457207540927345 times I said I'm not trying to compete with the Chiefs and I ****ing hate Howie Roseman.

Then why are you posting on a Chiefs message board.

You and your fellow dumbshit Eagles fans have presented your manifesto of concerns and warnings regarding Andy Reid.

It was received and promptly thrown in the garbage.

Your "work" is done.

Goodbye.

[ChiTown]

This thread should be napalmed

[DaFace]

This thread should be napalmed

The entertainment factor is certainly wearing thin.

[Rasputin]

we're here to stay!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e149/findthephish/Calebswrath.gif

[Saccopoo]

Jesus Stop Dancing Christ...

This shit of a thread is still going on?

Goddammit DaFace, I suggested that you Banhammer these fuckers into dust yesterday!

[Phobia]

I dumped a few of them. Spared the ones who made me laugh at least once.

[WildTurkey]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/17/getutuna.jpg

[Sorter]

I dumped a few of them. Spared the ones who made me laugh at least once.

Any chance my shiny red bars can magically go away so I can spread some pos rep? :)

[NJChiefsFan]

Any chance my shiny red bars can magically go away so I can spread some pos rep? :)

If I may ask, what happened? I can't imagine how you ended up in the red.

[Phobia]

Yeah, yeah. Fixed it up. Thanks for the reminder.

[Sorter]

Yeah, yeah. Fixed it up. Thanks for the reminder.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t8krshil1qh15sno1_500.gif


Weeeeeee!!!!

[Robert D. Ephius]

Sup' d00des?

[ChiTown]

Sup' d00des?

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/2222800_o.gif

[Robert D. Ephius]

Cool gif Bro.

[ChiTown]

Cool gif Bro.

Thanks, Brah

[Robert D. Ephius]

Your av would be even funnier if that dude blowing rope all over the place was down stroking that load on to some chick's butt.

[HatchetWound]

Hi pals! Phobia, when are you going to give me some casino cash??

[Rambozo]

mmm...she sounds nice. can i use my casino cash to purchase sexxual favors from her???

Are you Te'o?

Hi pals! Phobia, when are you going to give me some casino cash??

Maybe after he buries a hatchet in your face...beggar...

[AndysMansiere]

luv??? are you around today???


luv???

[KCBOSS1]

Everybody's got to be a nOOb at some point. Believe it or not, most chiefs fans don't even know the planet exists. When they find out, they join. Those that are able to wade through the BS for some of the genuine information stay.

[loochy]

Hi pals! Phobia, when are you going to give me some casino cash??

go earn some in the casino

[luv]

luv??? are you around today???


luv???

I'm around. Got some work to do, though. And lunch to go to. I'm sure you'll catch me this afternoon. ;)

[ChiefSuspect]

Which font you posting in right now?

The right one. :hmmm:

[loochy]

I'm around. Got some work to do, though. And lunch to go to. I'm sure you'll catch me this afternoon. ;)

lol luv has a n00b fan club

[luv]

lol luv has a n00b fan club

A fan club of one. Well, one that's nice to me. Hey, it doesn't take much to make me happy. :D

[loochy]

A fan club of one. Well, one that's nice to me. Hey, it doesn't take much to make me happy. :D
well its more than ive got

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So, these rough tough guidos were owned and destroyed by HughJanus ROFL

[Robert D. Ephius]

So, these rough tough guidos were owned and destroyed by HughJanus ROFL

:ZZZ:

[AndysMansiere]

Hey, it doesn't take much to make me happy. :D

then i'm definitely the right man for you.

[frankotank]

wow, in the decade i've been around this place you are the only other person that i've seen use the dreaded 'jerkface' insult besides me.

Not sure whether to hug you as brethren or hit you in the face as competition.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=8872762&highlight=jerkface#post8872762

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=8828045&highlight=jerkface#post8828045

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=8631298&highlight=jerkface#post8631298

etc....


:D

[luv]

well its more than ive got

What!?! I'm la presidente of your fan club!

[FloridaMan88]

So, these rough tough guidos were owned and destroyed by HughJanus ROFL

ROFL It was child's play really.

[FloridaMan88]

Everybody's got to be a nOOb at some point. Believe it or not, most chiefs fans don't even know the planet exists. When they find out, they join. Those that are able to wade through the BS for some of the genuine information stay.

Most of the new posters on this thread were not Chiefs fans and instead were Eagles fans coming over to bash Andy Reid.

[Robert D. Ephius]

ROFL It was child's play really.

Did you take your meds this morning, Huge Anus?

[Robert D. Ephius]

Most of the new posters on this thread were not Chiefs fans and instead were Eagles fans coming over to bash Andy Reid.

Not me. I love that fat tited walrus.

[FloridaMan88]

Did you take your meds this morning, Huge Anus?

Where are your EMB companions?

They seem to be very quiet suddenly.

ROFL

[FloridaMan88]

Not me. I love that fat tited walrus.

You'll really miss him after a few years under the fail that is Howie Roseman/Chip Kelly.

[loochy]

What!?! I'm la presidente of your fan club!

I'll mail you a member I.D. card!

[crazycoffey]

What!?! I'm la presidente of your fan club!


I want in!

[HatchetWound]

Don't worry.. we're still here. We break for fap sessions around 2pm everyday.

[Robert D. Ephius]

You'll really miss him after a few years under the fail that is Howie Roseman/Chip Kelly.

I miss him now. Best coach in Eagles history. It was just a sad reality.

Honestly, I'm not excited about Kelly either. Roseman is just a company douche. F that little worm.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Where are your EMB companions?

They seem to be very quiet suddenly.

ROFL

They're on our MB laughing at you.

[HatchetWound]

I miss him now. Best coach in Eagles history. It was just a sad reality.

Honestly, I'm not excited about Kelly either. Roseman is just a company douche. F that little worm.

I was much more on board with Bradley. However, did you listen to the press conference. I was pretty impressed. He's definitely an intelligent guy and you can tell his football acumen is high (which.. yeah you'd hope for in your HC) Let's hope that he's more than just charisma.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Don't worry.. we're still here. We break for fap sessions around 2pm everyday.

ROFL

Finished early as usual *blush*

[luv]

So, why are you all here again? Why not go to the official Chiefs sponsored board?

[Robert D. Ephius]

I was much more on board with Bradley. However, did you listen to the press conference. I was pretty impressed. He's definitely an intelligent guy and you can tell his football acumen is high (which.. yeah you'd hope for in your HC) Let's hope that he's more than just charisma.

Same here about Gus. I did like Kelly's presser. He gave us more in 30 minutes than AR gave us in 14 years.

I worry about his lack of NFL experience. But like you, I was impressed by his football acumen.

[Robert D. Ephius]

So, why are you all here again? Why not go to the official Chiefs sponsored board?

I am here because AndysMansiere is my friend and he told me to make sure that nobody messes with you.

[HatchetWound]

Same here about Gus. I did like Kelly's presser. He gave us more in 30 minutes than AR gave us in 14 years.

I worry about his lack of NFL experience. But like you, I was impressed by his football acumen.

Lack of NFL experience is EXACTLY what my complaint was. However, we had a coach for 14 years that never learned how to manage the clock in this league, and still has zero idea of when it's appropriate to throw a red flag... so all the experience in the world doesn't necessarily make a difference. I appreciate that we had Andy, but I won't miss those things.

[luv]

I am here because AndysMansiere is my friend and he told me to make sure that nobody messes with you.

While I appreciate his concern, I've somehow managed to survive here for over eight years. I think I'll be alright. :)

[luv]

And here we go with Eagles talk. Did you all get banned from your own board or what?

[HatchetWound]

And here we go with Eagles talk. Did you all get banned from your own board or what?

Is there a rule against discussing football on this football message board?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You're 29 and new to the internet?

Are you Amish?

ROFL

Fuckin' n00bs...

[luv]

Is there a rule against discussing football on this football message board?

Is there a rule against me bitching about trolls?

[HatchetWound]

Is there a rule against me bitching about trolls?

I have no idea.. this is your board.. I'm just here to visit.

[loochy]

Is there a rule against discussing football on this football message board?

sometimes

[loochy]

Is there a rule against me bitching about trolls?

yes

[Robert D. Ephius]

Lack of NFL experience is EXACTLY what my complaint was. However, we had a coach for 14 years that never learned how to manage the clock in this league, and still has zero idea of when it's appropriate to throw a red flag... so all the experience in the world doesn't necessarily make a difference. I appreciate that we had Andy, but I won't miss those things.

BINGO!

[Robert D. Ephius]

While I appreciate his concern, I've somehow managed to survive here for over eight years. I think I'll be alright. :)

No. He is my friend, I insist.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Why are we trolls b/c we root for another professional football team? Or if we disagree? A troll would be like the morons who come to the EMB and post 1,000 threads about our lack of SB trophies.

Notice, we are keeping all of the shit in this thread rather then crapping up your entire MB.

[GloryDayz]

This is like walking in on your Mom and Dad knockin boots!

[GloryDayz]

Why are we trolls b/c we root for another professional football team? Or if we disagree? A troll would be like the morons who come to the EMB and post 1,000 threads about our lack of SB trophies.

Notice, we are keeping all of the shit in this thread rather then crapping up your entire MB.

You're a troll because you might have been serious when you asked that question...

[luv]

Why are we trolls b/c we root for another professional football team? Or if we disagree? A troll would be like the morons who come to the EMB and post 1,000 threads about our lack of SB trophies.

Notice, we are keeping all of the shit in this thread rather then crapping up your entire MB.

Okay, then why do you come here, to this thread, to talk about the Eagles whenever you are members of a BB dedicated to such? I see coming here and talking shit on Reid or getting into comical arguments with people. But if the point isn't to troll, then what is the point? And if you do come in peace and to discuss football in general, why are you limiting yourselves to this thread?

[Robert D. Ephius]

This is like walking in on your Mom and Dad knockin boots!

Yeah, so you would think.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Oh God...Iggles n00bs....

[Robert D. Ephius]

Okay, then why do you come here, to this thread, to talk about the Eagles whenever you are members of a BB dedicated to such? I see coming here and talking shit on Reid or getting into comical arguments with people. But if the point isn't to troll, then what is the point? And if you do come in peace and to discuss football in general, why are you limiting yourselves to this thread?

First of all, if I wanted to troll I would have been banned by now. Secondly, I have attempted to talk football in a reasonable way. Read the threads, I don't talk smack unless smacked upon. Lastly, I am limiting myself to this tread until all of the gay n00b shit is over with. Why you ask? Out of respect for your mods and admin. Instead of pissing all over your MB with that gay crap, I am keeping it centralized as to not make a mess.

You're a mod, certainly you should be able to see that. :-)

[Robert D. Ephius]

Oh God....

Yes?

[AndysMansiere]

i wish my dick were a little sweeter. i've been told it's kinda salty "down there". :(

[frankotank]

First of all, if I wanted to troll I would have been banned by now.

you WERE banned....already.....right? :D

[frankotank]

i wish my dick were a little sweeter. i've been told it's kinda salty "down there". :(

two words.....pineapple juice

[FloridaMan88]

They're on our MB laughing at you.

EMB is a joke. It is nothing more than a propaganda forum, operated by the Eagles that attracts "true fan" homers.

Most people on here would laugh at the thought of actively posting on a message board owned and operated by the Chiefs.

Save Our Chiefs, a fan created movement that received national attention throughout the season could never have been created on an EMB-type message board since the team would have shut it down.

EMB is a joke that even most Eagles fans, who post on independent message boards don't take seriously.

[Robert D. Ephius]

you WERE banned....already.....right? :D

Well TECHNICALLY yes. But the admin later reported that their claim was false. I give them a lot of respect for that.

[AndysMansiere]

two words.....pineapple juice

you're a hell of a guy, franko. thanks!!!

[HolyHat]

EMB is a joke. It is nothing more than a propaganda forum, operated by the Eagles that attracts "true fan" homers.

Most people on here would laugh at the thought of actively posting on a message board owned and operated by the Chiefs.

Save Our Chiefs, a fan created movement that received national attention throughout the season could never have been created on an EMB-type message board since the team would have shut it down.

EMB is a joke that even most Eagles fans, who post on independent message boards don't take seriously.

They came together as a group and booed santa. That movement was pretty intense. They really showed that bearded fucker

[Robert D. Ephius]

EMB is a joke. It is nothing more than a propaganda forum, operated by the Eagles that attracts "true fan" homers.

Most people on here would laugh at the thought of actively posting on a message board owned and operated by the Chiefs.

Save Our Chiefs, a fan created movement that received national attention throughout the season could never have been created on an EMB-type message board since the team would have shut it down.

EMB is a joke that even most Eagles fans, who post on independent message boards don't take seriously.

The only Eagles MB that isn't a total failure is the one owned by the team. There are well over 150,000 members.

I have to admit, I've never seen a Non-Official team board like this one with so much traffic. That's why I think that I'll stay a while.

[Robert D. Ephius]

They came together as a group and booed santa. That movement was pretty intense. They really showed that bearded ****er

Santa is a F ing asshole.

[FloridaMan88]

The only Eagles MB that isn't a total failure is the one owned by the team. There are well over 150,000 members.

I have to admit, I've never seen a Non-Official team board like this one with so much traffic. That's why I think that I'll stay a while.

IgglePhans is a far superior message board to EMB... and for good reason... it is a true independent voice of the fans (like ChiefsPlanet is for the Chiefs).

You should consider the quality vs. quantity factor when it comes to selecting your message boards. Sure EMB may have 150,000+ members, but most are dumbshit homers who are attracted like blind zombies to a message board that is owned/operated by the Eagles.

[HolyHat]

Santa is a F ing asshole.

I know right? He made my roof leak this year with his bullshit sleigh. I'm glad you guys booed him. Somebody had to do it.

[Robert D. Ephius]

First of all, if I wanted to troll I would have been banned by now. Secondly, I have attempted to talk football in a reasonable way. Read the threads, I don't talk smack unless smacked upon. Lastly, I am limiting myself to this tread until all of the gay n00b shit is over with. Why you ask? Out of respect for your mods and admin. Instead of pissing all over your MB with that gay crap, I am keeping it centralized as to not make a mess.

You're a mod, certainly you should be able to see that. :-)

*crickets*

[Robert D. Ephius]

IgglePhans is a far superior message board to EMB... and for good reason... it is a true independent voice of the fans (like ChiefsPlanet is for the Chiefs).

You should consider the quality vs. quantity factor when it comes to selecting your message boards. Sure EMB may have 150,000+ members, but most are dumbshit homers who are attracted like blind zombies to a message board that is owned/operated by the Eagles.

Meh.....Different strokes for different folks. All of the boards like that are offspring of the EMB. I've been there for 10 years now. No need to change.

[Robert D. Ephius]

I know right? He made my roof leak this year with his bullshit sleigh. I'm glad you guys booed him. Somebody had to do it.

You should see what we do to little girls when we're all liquored up and have to puke.

[FloridaMan88]

Meh.....Different strokes for different folks. All of the boards like that are offspring of the EMB. I've been there for 10 years now. No need to change.

So you admit to being a blind zombie homer.

Glad we cleared that up.

[HolyHat]

You should see what we do to little girls when we're all liquored up and have to puke.

Pics or it didnt/doesnt happen

[Robert D. Ephius]

So you admit to being a blind zombie homer.

Glad we cleared that up.

I am 38 years old. My first memory of the Eagles was my parent's party for SB 15 that we lost. A homer after 32 years of heartbreaking seasons? If that's what a homer is, then consider me the biggest homer in Philly, Chizzle Chest.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Pics or it didnt/doesnt happen

This is the first common phrase I have heard between our two planets.

And I can't post pics. I'm a n00b.

[HatchetWound]

So you admit to being a blind zombie homer.

Glad we cleared that up.

I know I'm going to regret trying to reason with you like a normal human being, but how exactly does posting about the Eagles (or off topic discussions) on the Eagles owned message board make you more of a homer than posting on an Eagles themed message board? Please explain this to me? And if posting there merely denotes support of the organization.. well duh, why would that be shameful? We are fans you know. I mean, shockingly.. I even own jerseys and hats and stuff!

[HolyHat]

My first memory of the Eagles was my parent's party for SB 15 that we lost.

I was at that party...My doctor thinks thats where I contracted herpies.

[Robert D. Ephius]

I was at that party...My doctor thinks thats where I contracted herpies.

Real talk here, Fella, my dad IS a doctor. ROFL

[luv]

First of all, if I wanted to troll I would have been banned by now. Secondly, I have attempted to talk football in a reasonable way. Read the threads, I don't talk smack unless smacked upon. Lastly, I am limiting myself to this tread until all of the gay n00b shit is over with. Why you ask? Out of respect for your mods and admin. Instead of pissing all over your MB with that gay crap, I am keeping it centralized as to not make a mess.

You're a mod, certainly you should be able to see that. :-)

There has definitely been some confusion. I'm not a mod.

I know you speak for yourself. I have noticed a few others in other threads, but there were some that I'd only noticed in here. I guess I wasn't asking you specifically, but you in general.

BTW, if me not being a mod in anyway interferes with you all being nice to me, then you are welcome to continue thinking I am. :D

Oh, and forgive my bitchiness. It happens sometimes. :)

[Robert D. Ephius]

I know I'm going to regret trying to reason with you like a normal human being, but how exactly does posting about the Eagles (or off topic discussions) on the Eagles owned message board make you more of a homer than posting on an Eagles themed message board? Please explain this to me? And if posting there merely denotes support of the organization.. well duh, why would that be shameful? We are fans you know. I mean, shockingly.. I even own jerseys and hats and stuff!

This dude is completely off his rocker, hatch. He preaches about message boards like some political ranting nutjob. A message board, hatch!! A F ing message board!!! ROFL

[HolyHat]

The real question is, does Chip Kelly slip his undies on while he still has the towel on?

[HatchetWound]

This dude is completely off his rocker, hatch. He preaches about message boards like some political ranting nutjob. A message board, hatch!! A F ing message board!!! ROFL


I know as if we aren't all losers for posting on message boards ROFL

It's cracking me up that you're calling me hatch ROFL. It's so JJ!

[Robert D. Ephius]

There has definitely been some confusion. I'm not a mod.

I know you speak for yourself. I have noticed a few others in other threads, but there were some that I'd only noticed in here. I guess I wasn't asking you specifically, but you in general.

BTW, if me not being a mod in anyway interferes with you all being nice to me, then you are welcome to continue thinking I am. :D

Oh, and forgive my bitchiness. It happens sometimes. :)

Don't sweat it. You should meet binkybink on our MB. That bitch will chew up any dude and spit him off the top of Lincoln Financial Field.

[ChiefSuspect]

Don't worry.. we're still here. We break for fap sessions around 2pm everyday.

:)

[HatchetWound]

Don't sweat it. You should meet binkybink on our MB. That bitch will chew up any dude and spit him off the top of Lincoln Financial Field.

Yeah screw that nasty bitch!

[Robert D. Ephius]

The real question is, does Chip Kelly slip his undies on while he still has the towel on?

ROFL I like you. And I will get an answer for you on that within a few days.

[luv]

This is the first common phrase I have heard between our two planets.

And I can't post pics. I'm a n00b.

You'll definitely catch on to lexicon around here if you stay long enough. "Your and idiot" is a common one. "Die in a fire" or anything about "AIDS trees" are others. NTTAWWT = not that there's anything wrong with that, and it's typically a gay reference. Any new female poster typically gets the "Tits or get the fuck out". And thank you for using zeroes instead of capital O's in the word n00b. The thread title drives me insane. :) Let's see, ah, yes, there are also the grammar police.

[HolyHat]

I'm already dating this chic I met on twitter, sorry bro. She was just in a car accident and has aids. Pray for her

[luv]

Don't sweat it. You should meet binkybink on our MB. That bitch will chew up any dude and spit him off the top of Lincoln Financial Field.

I'm actually more of a bitch to other female posters. It's totally a jealousy thing. Chances are, they're hotter than me, and I just can't stand for that.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Yeah screw that nasty bitch!

You just have to let her do what she is gonna do. If she sinks her teeth in, just don't move. It won't hurt as bad. After that, she's pretty cool.

[Robert D. Ephius]

I'm already dating this chic I met on twitter, sorry bro. She was just in a car accident and has aids. Pray for her

LMFNutsO!!!!!!! ROFL

[HatchetWound]

You just have to let her do what she is gonna do. If she sinks her teeth in, just don't move. It won't hurt as bad. After that, she's pretty cool.

:)

This smiley makes me laugh.. I don't really get why it's spins.

[ChiTown]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLM!

[Robert D. Ephius]

I'm actually more of a bitch to other female posters. It's totally a jealousy thing. Chances are, they're hotter than me, and I just can't stand for that.

Understood. binkybink is pretty hot. I've seen nudes of her.

[Robert D. Ephius]

[LLLLLLLLLLLLLLM![/SIZE]

Hey pal.

[HatchetWound]

Understood. binkybink is pretty hot. I've seen nudes of her.

This better not be true! :eek:

Is what that bitch would say if she read this.

[ChiTown]

Understood. binkybink is pretty hot. I've seen nudes of her.

I've heard binky has a pinkie-sized clitoris. Can you confirm?

[ChiefSuspect]

I'm already dating this chic I met on twitter, sorry bro. She was just in a car accident and has aids. Pray for her

ROFL

Do you fall asleep on the phone with her and wake up to her breathing on the other end?

[ChiefSuspect]

:)

This smiley makes me laugh.. I don't really get why it's spins.

We should petition Mod 5 to bring it to the EMB. :)

Also, this one. :spock:

I'll put in a call to his office at NovaCare.

[luv]

So, what did make you all decide to come here? And how did you decide who would come? Did the ones who drew the short straws have to be the ones to come?

[HatchetWound]

We should petition Mod 5 to bring it to the EMB. :)

Also, this one. :spock:

If he'd ever get out of those PR meetings he might have time for that.

[HatchetWound]

We should petition Mod 5 to bring it to the EMB. :)

Also, this one. :spock:

I'll put in a call to his office at NovaCare.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I'm dyin over your edit.

[HolyHat]

ROFL

Do you fall asleep on the phone with her and wake up to her breathing on the other end?

Yeah we talk every night on the phone, but I've never heard her voice...

[Robert D. Ephius]

This better not be true! :eek:

Is what that bitch would say if she read this.

Nah. Just trying to get some MB cred.

[ChiefSuspect]

If he'd ever get out of those PR meetings he might have time for that.

ROFL

[Robert D. Ephius]

So, what did make you all decide to come here? And how did you decide who would come? Did the ones who drew the short straws have to be the ones to come?

Road trip for shits and giggles. See what ya'll thought of AR, etc.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Yeah we talk every night on the phone, but I've never heard her voice...

Buwahaha!!!! Careful Bro, she might have a big veiny dong.

[HolyHat]

Buwahaha!!!! Careful Bro, she might have a big veiny dong.

My dad met her, I guess shes hot from what he says

[Robert D. Ephius]

My dad met her, I guess shes hot from what he says

That's cool if your pop approves. He didn't try to sneak a thumb up her butt or anything, did he?

[luv]

Since this has become the catch all thread of sorts, I can pose a random question in here without starting a thread. I'm getting a tattoo tomorrow, and I'm trying to decide what to get. I have three (one my left ankle, one around my right ankle, and one above my right shoulder blade). Mostly roses, and one is the Chinese symbols for "destiny" (and, yes, I researched what the symbols were and took them into the artist, so I know that's what they say).

Anywho, I'm debating. I'm not wild about dragonflies, but they look cool and I like what they symbolize. Also, I love to write (my original username here was luv2rite), so I thought maybe a quill writing a quote. If I go that route, I have to decide on a saying.

Decisions, decisions. Any other suggestions?

[ChiefPassesALot]

luv, when you slapped me on my tip the other day, it hurt, and I liked it alot. It gave me a raging hard 4 inches.

[Robert D. Ephius]

Since this has become the catch all thread of sorts, I can pose a random question in here without starting a thread. I'm getting a tattoo tomorrow, and I'm trying to decide what to get. I have three (one my left ankle, one around my right ankle, and one above my right shoulder blade). Mostly roses, and one is the Chinese symbols for "destiny" (and, yes, I researched what the symbols were and took them into the artist, so I know that's what they say).

Anywho, I'm debating. I'm not wild about dragonflies, but they look cool and I like what they symbolize. Also, I love to write (my original username here was luv2rite), so I thought maybe a quill writing a quote. If I go that route, I have to decide on a saying.

Decisions, decisions. Any other suggestions?

AndysMansiere's cack and balls right on your buttcheeks.