Attack of the nOObs!

[gblowfish]

What's the deal? Were we all supposed to create a mult this week and manage multiple voices in our heads? I'm already doing that with George Blowfish! And I can barely control him!

There's a notorious net full of nattering nOOb naybobs nesting in our lounge. Where's our mods?

Somebody stop this before I go QUAD!

[ChiefsCountry]

George is spot on.

[Chief_For_Life58]

ura nOOb nOOb

[binkybink77]

Sounds like I signed up at a bad time.

[Robert D. Ephius]

What's the deal? Were we all supposed to create a mult this week and manage multiple voices in our heads? I'm already doing that with George Blowfish! And I can barely control him!

There's a notorious net full of nattering nOOb naybobs nesting in our lounge. Where's our mods?

Somebody stop this before I go QUAD!

How's about you and I play a little game? It's called "Shut Up" You go first, ready?

[Rausch]

You get n00bs when a huge group of people suddenly start caring about your team...

[Bwana]

How's about you and I play a little game? It's called "Shut Up" You go first, ready?

?? You seem kind of miserable little buddy.

[Sofa King]

How's about you and I play a little game? It's called "Shut Up" You go first, ready?

LMAO

[Scorp]

To all noobs: Speak only when spoken to, or you will be forced to water the aids tree!

[Graystoke]

Are we sure it's not a counter attack from the Orangemane?

[ChiefPassesALot]

I am new here. I just got 56k internet and discovered Chiefsplanet. I am a big fan of Kansas City ever since Christian Okoye and Derrick Thomas in Tecmo Super Bowl!

WAR CHIEFS!!!

[ChiefSuspect]

Is this where new people introduce themselves? I've been looking for a place to do that. My name's Jason. I'm originally from Overland Park, but now I'm on the East Coast. I'm 27. I'm a man.

[Chief Pote]

I am new here. I just got 56k internet and discovered Chiefsplanet. I am a big fan of Kansas City ever since Christian Okoye and Derrick Thomas in Tecmo Super Bowl!

WAR CHIEFS!!!

Oh boy it's jim rome. :#

[luv]

I can see I haven't missed much today.

[ChiefPassesALot]

Oh boy it's jim rome. :#
I do apologize. If I would have known that kind of thing was frowned upon around here I would have said something more appropriate.

GO CHIEFS!!:clap:

[siberian khatru]

Is this where new people introduce themselves? I've been looking for a place to do that. My name's Jason. I'm originally from Overland Park, but now I'm on the East Coast. I'm 27. I'm a man.

Not until you're 40, son.

[Chief_For_Life58]

who cares about the chiefs?

[ChiefPassesALot]

I'm 29. I'm also a man. A Kansas City Chief lovin' man! Bring on the draft and season! I'm ready. Now that we have a real coach!

[ChiefPassesALot]

Can someone teach me about casino cash? Is that how the Chiefs have stayed in business over the years?

[htismaqe]

Not until you're 40, son.

Thanks Mike.

[YourChiefConcern]

21. Dude. New guy. Guess there's a lot of us?

Go Chiefs!!!!!

[ChiefPassesALot]

21. Dude. New guy. Guess there's a lot of us?

Go Chiefs!!!!!
Welcome! Nice first post! C-H-I-E-F-S CHIEFS!!!!

[siberian khatru]

Thanks Mike.

Could you just let the n00bs figure it out for themselves, please? :D

[1ChiefsDan]

Some dumb fuck signed up with IAmTheWalrus. Get your own fucking name stupid ass nOOb

[ChiefPassesALot]

Priest Holmes was the shit!! remember him?

[Easy 6]

Can someone teach me about casino cash? Is that how the Chiefs have stayed in business over the years?

LMAO not bad, for a n00b.

[YourChiefConcern]

Welcome! Nice first post! C-H-I-E-F-S CHIEFS!!!!


WooWoo

[Easy 6]

Some of these jokers seem real enough, but such a big influx in just one morning/afternoon?

It has the highly coordinated hallmarks of a terrorist organization...

[luv]

I'm guessing they lurked during the SOC era, and, now that change has come, they're all jumping on board.

[ChiefPassesALot]

I am new to the internet and to the board. Long time KC Chiefs fan here!! I can't wait to see Jamal Charles in Andy's screen game!!

[Sorter]

Sure wish I hadn't asked for gold bars now. Would love to unleash a good negging.

LMAO

[ChiefSuspect]

It's "Jamaal", dumbass.

[Thig Lyfe]

Noobs please report to new member orientation for training on how to be sufficiently racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and unsympathetic toward the mentally ill

[ChiefSuspect]

Noobs please report to new member orientation for training on how to be sufficiently racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and unsympathetic toward the mentally ill

Oh, yes. That sounds like my kind of place. Is it in the Danica Patrick thread?

[Frosty]

I am new to the internet and to the board. Long time KC Chiefs fan here!! I can't wait to see Jamal Charles in Andy's screen game!!

You're 29 and new to the internet?

Are you Amish?

[siberian khatru]

It's "Jamaal", dumbass.

A telling slip -- like Michael Fassbender using the wrong fingers to order drinks in German in "Inglourious Basterds."

[rockymtnchief]

Assault rifles were made for the rush of nOObs on days like this.

[ChiefSuspect]

You're 29 and new to the internet?

Are you Amish?

There's some places in Kansas that probably still don't have internet service.

[Graystoke]

Sure wish I hadn't asked for gold bars now. Would love to unleash a good negging.

LMAO

What happened to your pretty green rep?

[siberian khatru]

Assault rifles were made for the rush of nOObs on days like this.

If Obama has his way, this place will be overrun with n00bs. Our way of life as we know it will be over.

[YourChiefConcern]

If Obama has his way, this place will be overrun with n00bs. Our way of life as we know it will be over.

ROFL

As if Obama actually cares about us internet guys.

[1ChiefsDan]

I really wish Skip Towne was here today.

And I hate Skip.

[Sorter]

What happened to your pretty green rep?

I made a joke, asking for gold bars because I'm a greedy bastard and wanted to go skiing.

Red was all the mods had available at the time. LMAO

[frankotank]

Is this where new people introduce themselves? I've been looking for a place to do that. My name's Jason. I'm originally from Overland Park, but now I'm on the East Coast. I'm 27. I'm a man.

OK.....
WHAT.....
in the FUCK.....
is going ON!??!!??

[WildTurkey]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/16/uqanu7e8.jpg

[loochy]

****ATTENTION ALL NOOBS****

If you send a Private Message to user Bob Dole, he will give you a ton of casino cash and he will make your rep bar fully green.

[ChiefSuspect]

PM sent.

[Raiderhater]

Is this all the work of one or two people? Because it certainly feels that way to me.

[frankotank]

****ATTENTION ALL NOOBS****

If you send a Private Message to user Bob Dole, he will give you a ton of casino cash and he will make your rep bar fully green.

nu uh

[frankotank]

THREAD CHANGE!

attack of the boobs

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-vz7yN9Ma_8/S0zMzQL9C3I/AAAAAAAABDc/RM3P-30UNF8/s400/tone_2010_swaymon_rnp_jan04_162.jpg

[Thig Lyfe]

Oh, yes. That sounds like my kind of place. Is it in the Danica Patrick thread?

Yes, that's a great thread for picking up basic skills in both misogyny and objectification

[frankotank]

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000021588822-0qlh1x-crop.jpg?923db0b

[loochy]

nu uh

it only works if you are noob

[frankotank]

it only works if you are noob

http://i.imgur.com/sbb6u.gif

[loochy]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lul1u7Jl6s1qc4tp4.gif

[Easy 6]

Yes, that's a great thread for picking up basic skills in both misogyny and objectification

You're sounding eerily like another long time poster here...

[Mr. Kotter]

Are we sure it's not a counter attack from the Orangemane?

THIS...is my guess...ROFL

[frankotank]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lul1u7Jl6s1qc4tp4.gif

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/cm%20begin%20boob%20attack.jpg

[Chief Gump]

Is this where new people introduce themselves? I've been looking for a place to do that. My name's Jason. I'm originally from Overland Park, but now I'm on the East Coast. I'm 27. I'm a man.

Are you a scout leader by chance?

[Skyy God]

Noobs please report to new member orientation for training on how to be sufficiently racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and unsympathetic toward the mentally ill

You omitted gun fetishists.

[ChiefSuspect]

Are you a scout leader by chance?

Why do you ask?

[luv]

I love how they also feel the need to point out that they are men. Trust me, that's generally assumed until proven otherwise.

[Sorter]

Why do you ask?

http://oi41.tinypic.com/1424wtk.jpg

[frankotank]

hey guys!
I'm frank o tank.
I enjoy drunken staggering walks on the beach and taco bell at 3 am.

[ChiefSuspect]

Nice to meet you, Frank.

[bevischief]

What's the deal? Were we all supposed to create a mult this week and manage multiple voices in our heads? I'm already doing that with George Blowfish! And I can barely control him!

There's a notorious net full of nattering nOOb naybobs nesting in our lounge. Where's our mods?

Somebody stop this before I go QUAD!

What did you expect was going to happen with The Save Our Chiefs moment, the banners and with the hirings of the last 2 weeks?

[frankotank]

Nice to meet you, Frank.

http://www.digitalsec.net/stuff/fun/misc/noob.jpg

:D

[Ace Gunner]

Can someone teach me about casino cash? Is that how the Chiefs have stayed in business over the years?


pm bob dole -- he's the casino cash rep.

[Mohammed]

What is going on in here?

[ChiefSuspect]

I'm still awaiting a response. How much casino cash does he give out? Is casino cash redeemable for hookers and blow?

[ChiefPassesALot]

Can somebody teach me about the casino?

[bevischief]

ROFL:popcorn:

[Ace Gunner]

I'm still awaiting a response. How much casino cash does he give out? Is casino cash redeemable for hookers and blow?

see post #68 and welcome to the board. are you a towelhead by chance?

[ChiefPassesALot]

I don't think I'm allowed to PM him yet. When can I PM him?

[ChiefSuspect]

see post #68 and welcome to the board. are you a towelhead by chance?

Are you asking if I'm of Middle Eastern descent, or is this some sort of strange propositioning tactic?

[loochy]

I'm loochy and I like steak.

[Sorter]

I'm still awaiting a response. How much casino cash does he give out? Is casino cash redeemable for hookers and blow?

http://www.pohrani.com/f/2y/pY/3Cd53kho/1357572114699.gif

[Sorter]

I don't think I'm allowed to PM him yet. When can I PM him?

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb150/TOTO-LERO/gifs/000130d8.gif

[loochy]

I'm still awaiting a response. How much casino cash does he give out? Is casino cash redeemable for hookers and blow?

Can somebody teach me about the casino?

See below. You must send a Private Message to Bob Dole to find out about these things.

****ATTENTION ALL NOOBS****

If you send a Private Message to user Bob Dole, he will give you a ton of casino cash and he will make your rep bar fully green.

[ChiefSuspect]

I already sent one. He hasn't responded.

[ChiefSuspect]

Hi, Sorter. Are you the resident .gif funny man?

[Ace Gunner]

Are you asking if I'm of Middle Eastern descent, or is this some sort of strange propositioning tactic?

oh no. I was just wondering if you are a good american or a bad american. welcome to the board and please feel free to start threads about peyton manning whenever the feeling takes you.

[frankotank]

I change this dammit.
it's BOOBS!
BOOBS!
its attack of the BOOBS! :#

http://www.deviantart.com/download/122074173/Sunk_2_by_boob_attack.jpg

[Saccopoo]

I'm still awaiting a response. How much casino cash does he give out? Is casino cash redeemable for hookers and blow?

10,000,000 at a time.

And I just turned mine before it rolled over at the end of the year for this:

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Zahia+Dehar+Zahia+Dehar+Prostitute+French+lEPVIC0_0tyl.jpg

http://www.clarkprosecutor.org/images/cocaine4.png

[frankotank]

Hi, Sorter. Are you the resident .gif funny man?

you saying he's gay? :popcorn:

[ChiefSuspect]

10,000,000 at a time.

And I just turned mine before it rolled over at the end of the year for this:



I could get used to this place. :clap:

[ChiefSuspect]

oh no. I was just wondering if you are a good american or a bad american. welcome to the board and please feel free to start threads about peyton manning whenever the feeling takes you.

I'm a great American. I love guns and hate French people. I can't start threads yet. :(

[Sorter]

Hi, Sorter. Are you the resident .gif funny man?

http://www.pohrani.com/f/1F/rZ/4Kd3roe6/1357907289810.gif


Oh and fuck you.

[bevischief]

I don't think I'm allowed to PM him yet. When can I PM him?

You will have to be in the green for starters.

[Sorter]

you saying he's gay? :popcorn:

http://i.imgur.com/ZolxW.gif

[bevischief]

Hi, Sorter. Are you the resident .gif funny man?

Yes she is.

[ChiefSuspect]

Oh and **** you.

That is mesmerizing.

[binkybink77]

Original Poster is a scout leader.

[frankotank]

http://www.pohrani.com/f/1F/rZ/4Kd3roe6/1357907289810.gif


Oh and **** you.

I LOVE HER!
just look at that!


and it's BOOBS DAMMIT
ATTACK
OF
THE
BOOBS!

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/130/e/c/Big_crush_5_by_boob_attack.jpg

[loochy]

I don't think I'm allowed to PM him yet. When can I PM him?

I already sent one. He hasn't responded.

Oh, if you sent it right he'll respond.

[Ace Gunner]

I'm a great American. I love guns and hate French people. I can't start threads yet. :(

great americans own assault weapons by the footlocker -- so you do own assault weapons, right? welcome to the board and feel free to start tebow threads anytime the feeling takes you.

[frankotank]

Yes she is.

then the midgets

[loochy]

then the midgets

ate a taco

[Sorter]

I LOVE HER!
just look at that!


and it's BOOBS DAMMIT
ATTACK
OF
THE
BOOBS!

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/130/e/c/Big_crush_5_by_boob_attack.jpg

http://www.pohrani.com/f/8/4V/4ySv3DJZ/1357906538497.gif

[ChiefSuspect]

great americans own assault weapons by the footlocker -- so you do own assault weapons, right? welcome to the board and feel free to start tebow threads anytime the feeling takes you.

I only have handguns and rifles. I'm a horrible American.

I'd rather post about Peyton.

[listopencil]

ate a taco,

pooptaco of course,

[FishingRod]

It is all about how few posts you can make over a long period of time, That and height is how we measure poster around these parts.

[LOCOChief]

They're like puppies!

[frankotank]

or sweater kittens

[listopencil]

Somebody stop this before I go QUAD!

Wait...what the fuck does "going quad" mean?

[loochy]

Wait...what the fuck does "going quad" mean?

That's when you get 4 dudes, a jar of mayonnaise, and a bald motorcycle tire and you, well, you know....

[TLO]

Sending multiple PM's to Bob Dole may speed up the process.

[frankotank]

Wait...what the **** does "going quad" mean?

??

http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/Dennis-Quaid.jpg

[TLO]

http://www.pohrani.com/f/8/4V/4ySv3DJZ/1357906538497.gif

Man o man.

[frankotank]

sigh....
it's boobs....
attack of the boobs....

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Gc2AuvqiKQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[loochy]

??

http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/Dennis-Quaid.jpg

going quaid? ROFL

[bevischief]

`This made the

[loochy]

`This made the

smelly place itch

[siberian khatru]

Hi, Sorter. Are you the resident .gif funny man?

Funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? How the fuck is he funny?

[binkybink77]

Are there any other women that post around here?

[loochy]

Are there any other women that post around here?

sofa king posts here

she's friends with badgirl and kirstie tynes

[bevischief]

smelly place itch

this excited the

[loochy]

this excited the

boy scout leader

[Mr. Kotter]

boy scout leader

who likes to

[loochy]

hunt chiefsplanet noobs

[Mr. Kotter]

hunt chiefsplanet noobs
with antifreeze cocktails

[loochy]

with antifreeze cocktails

poured on his

[Mr. Kotter]

poured on his

castrated bleeding balls

[bevischief]

then the midgets

[loochy]

then the midgets

ate some tacos

[gblowfish]

Wait...what the **** does "going quad" mean?

http://i49.tinypic.com/xojgnb.gif

[ChiefPassesALot]

whats a mult, guys?

[loochy]

http://i49.tinypic.com/xojgnb.gif

do LSD?

[1ChiefsDan]

Oh, if you sent it right he'll respond.

Not necessarily, he may need to send it a few times.

[Saccopoo]

whats a mult, guys?

Really Knowmo?

[Mugalug]

Moar bewbz pl0x

[ChiefSuspect]

Moar bewbz pl0x

Is "Knowmo" short for Knowshon Moreno?

Also, this.

[Pepe Silvia]

I love lamp

[bevischief]

That made the

[binkybink77]

hairs on my

[Thig Lyfe]

You omitted gun fetishists.

That's level 201 stuff. Gotta learn the fundamentals first.

[SPchief]

Is "Knowmo" short for Knowshon Moreno?

Also, this.

Welcher

[loochy]

hairs on my

tiny knowmo sized

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Mods, how many are Knowmo?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

tiny knowmo sized

thimble cock that

[loochy]

thimble cock that

never gets any

[Pasta Little Brioni]

never gets any

poontang but does

[ChiefSuspect]

poontang but does

have AIDS and

[loochy]

poontang but does

get some booty

[Bugeater]

EVERY GOD DAMN ONE OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

[loochy]

EVERY GOD DAMN ONE OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

who this be?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

who this be?

Then the bugeater

[loochy]

Then the bugeater

got all cranky

[saphojunkie]

Quick question - does Cassel's Reckoning disappearing have anything to do with Hamas showing up? Are they the same dude?

Because I like to keep straight who is who. Like loochy - you're screwing up my perception. I understood who detoxing was, but now I have to fucking relearn everyone's fucking name.

[IAmABabySeal]

Welcome! Nice first post! C-H-I-E-F-S CHIEFS!!!!
Exactly what I was gonna say!!

[IAmABabySeal]

Some dumb **** signed up with IAmTheWalrus. Get your own ****ing name stupid ass nOOb

obviously you don't have the deep appreciation for the andy reid hire that I do. STFU fogtag

[IAmABabySeal]

****ATTENTION ALL NOOBS****

If you send a Private Message to user Bob Dole, he will give you a ton of casino cash and he will make your rep bar fully green.

idk what this means but it sounds stupid...my superior footballs knowledge will trump all of yours.

[Bugeater]

Exactly what I was gonna say!!
That username is already taken, n00b. You'll have to come up with something different. I would suggest "Bowser", it just happens to be available at the moment and I think it would be fitting for you.

[IAmABabySeal]

That username is already taken, n00b. You'll have to come up with something different. I would suggest "Bowser", it just happens to be available at the moment and I think it would be fitting for you.
obviously not since it let me create it...

[bevischief]

got all cranky

Then the dwarfs

[Bugeater]

obviously not since it let me create it...
Oh cute, a rebel.

[IAmABabySeal]

Oh cute, a rebel.
That's right Dottie...and a loner

[Rausch]

Because I like to keep straight who is who.

Might as well give up on that one...

[ChiefSuspect]

Welcome, IAmTheWalrus. I like your av.

[IAmABabySeal]

Welcome, IAmTheWalrus. I like your av.
Thank you!! Do you remember when we had Joe Montana? N he was on the cover of NFL 94?















That was awesome

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Then the dwarfs

grew real big

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Thank you!! Do you remember when we had Joe Montana? N he was on the cover of NFL 94?















That was awesome

Stop welching Knowmo.

[ChiefSuspect]

Thank you!! Do you remember when we had Joe Montana? N he was on the cover of NFL 94?















That was awesome

Of course I remember that. The glory days.

Serious question for the regulars: what does "welching" mean?

[IAmABabySeal]

Of course I remember that. The glory days.

Serious question for the regulars: what does "welching" mean?
I'll check urban dictionary...these guys seem really hip in here with internets talk!!! Maybe I should move into my moms basement and take some lessons.

[1ChiefsDan]

I'll check urban dictionary...these guys seem really hip in here with internets talk!!! Maybe I should move into my moms basement and take some lessons.
Look it is the fucking douche bag.

[ChiefPassesALot]

I Am The Walrus has a mult account!!!

[Bwana]

What in the hell?

[IAmABabySeal]

Look it is the ****ing douche bag.Hi, it seems that we have similar names!! Will you be my friend?

[bevischief]

What in the hell?

Noob attack.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

IP checks

[Psyko Tek]

How's about you and I play a little game? It's called "Shut Up" You go first, ready?

why can't I NEG this n00b?
mods you need to fix this

and Bobby STFU

[Psyko Tek]

Is this where new people introduce themselves? I've been looking for a place to do that. My name's Jason. I'm originally from Overland Park, but now I'm on the East Coast. I'm 27. I'm a man.

thanks we were all waiting to find out your sex
thanks for sharing
now STFU

[Psyko Tek]

Not until you're 40, have a mortgage, 2 kids, failed marriage, an ulcer, had to put down your dog, and a soul eating career son.

FYP

[Bwana]

why can't I NEG this n00b?
mods you need to fix this

and Bobby STFU

Once someone has been shit canned, you can rep them.

[IAmABabySeal]

Is this where new people introduce themselves? I've been looking for a place to do that. I'm Roy...I'm 29. I live in Las Vegas. I'm also a man. I love the Chiefs!!!!!! I'm originally from Mizzou.

[Psyko Tek]

There's some places in Kansas that probably still don't have internet service.

there are some places in kansass that don't have indoor plumbing
not impressed or caring

[IAmABabySeal]

there are some places in kansass that don't have indoor plumbing
not impressed or caring
We just got our first toilet installed in Dadeville!!!

[Sorter]

Funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? How the **** is he funny?

This.

[Psyko Tek]

I love how they also feel the need to point out that they are men. Trust me, that's generally assumed until proven otherwise.

I only assume male gender not that they have mastered the manly arts

[bunger]

Ahh,small town U S A..

Attack Attack Attack..Fire away INT big snoots and fizzle darts.

[Psyko Tek]

Can somebody teach me about the casino?

paypal me $50 and I will show you what you need to know

[Psyko Tek]

oh no. I was just wondering if you are a good american or a bad american. welcome to the board and please feel free to start threads about peyton manning whenever the feeling takes you.

and we wanna know all about your life, and please give me your opinion on everything...

no thread is complete without Your input

has anybody mentioned the joining fee?

you have to send $50 to the first poster to acknowledge your existence

[Psyko Tek]

I'm a great American. I love guns and hate French people. I can't start threads yet. :(

probably be a good Idea to keep it that way...

ooookay?

[IAmABabySeal]

psyko...will you be my friend?

[seclark]

fuckin mayans...
sec

[Psyko Tek]

Oh, if you sent it right he'll respond.

doote send more, he always responds to persistence

[Sorter]

****in mayans...
sec

ROFL

[NightHawk]

Big Chiefs fan since the 1990's and been lurking for a while now.

Just finally to sign up.

[IAmABabySeal]

Big Chiefs fan since the 1990's and been lurking for a while now.

Just finally to sign up.
hi nighthawk!!!

[SAUTO]

JFC. What the fuck did this place do to deserve this?
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[NightHawk]

hi nighthawk!!!

Hello Imababyseal

[Austin Ed]

Noob noob noob noob noob . . .



Noob, noob

[IAmABabySeal]

Hello Imababyseal

YOu can call me dragon phallus...I had a different name when I signed up, but then somebody cried cuz it was too similar to theirs. Do you remember when we had Joe Montana? That was really cool. GO CHIEFS

[Psyko Tek]

Are there any other women that post around here?

I have heard most of the mods get bitchy
so maybe PM them and ask

[BlackHelicopters]

I thought I caught grief when I joined. JFC.

[Machine]

Is this the introduction thread? There is a lot of new people in here. I wish we could start our on thread and get to know each other. Did anybody see that TLMRedden? I think she liked me.

[Fritz88]

Is this where new people introduce themselves? I've been looking for a place to do that. My name's Jason. I'm originally from Overland Park, but now I'm on the East Coast. I'm 27. I'm a man.

MfM?
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[ChiefLongDong]

Does anyone else sit naked at the computer when on this board?

[IAmABabySeal]

Does anyone else sit naked at the computer when on this board?Sometimes, I also like to eat pork rinds and BBQ. It gets a little messy sometimes.

[ChiefLongDong]

Sometimes, I also like to eat pork rinds and BBQ. It gets a little messy sometimes.


I use to drink hot chocolate, then some spilled...I will never ever make that mistake again.

[Psyko Tek]

Thank you!! Do you remember when we had Joe Montana? N he was on the cover of NFL 94?
















That was awesome


I had the genisis chiefs game with joe marcus and DT
beat the 86 chicago bears 110 to nothing

[IAmABabySeal]

I use to drink hot chocolate, then some spilled...I will never ever make that mistake again.

you need to be careful my friend

[ChiefLongDong]

you need to be careful my friend


I figured the hit zone was so small, I would be fine. I guessed wrong.

[IAmABabySeal]

I had the genisis chiefs game with joe marcus and DT
beat the 86 chicago bears 110 to nothing

do you want a cookie?

[Raiderhater]

Seriously, who the hell is behind all this?

[ChiefLongDong]

I had the genisis chiefs game with joe marcus and DT
beat the 86 chicago bears 110 to nothing



I remember Robb Thomas was the best WR in Tecmo Bowl when I played. He owned everyone.

[Brooklyn]

I remember Robb Thomas was the best WR in Tecmo Bowl when I played. He owned everyone.

Robb Thomas was a master at the JJ, but Stephone Paige was my go to.

[ChiefLongDong]

Robb Thomas was a master at the JJ, but Stephone Paige was my go to.

I would just chuck it up, next thing I know he is walking into the end zone and his name would come up. My boy.

[Machine]

It would be nice if somebody would take a little time to answer my questions. I know i am new but i still have feelings. I could be a really good member of this board but i just need a place to start. Someplace where i can go and not be judged. I get enough of that from my step mother.

[ChiefLongDong]

It would be nice if somebody would take a little time to answer my questions. I know i am new but i still have feelings. I could be a really good member of this board but i just need a place to start. Someplace where i can go and not be judged. I get enough of that from my step mother.

Is your step mother hot?

[Bwana]

Mayhem

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs6/4331573_o.gif

[Machine]

Is your step mother hot?

Shes got big fake tits that my dad bought her and she likes to fuck the mailman when his dumb ass is at work.

[ChiefLongDong]

sooo, when do your pappy go to work?

[Easy 6]

It would be nice if somebody would take a little time to answer my questions. I know i am new but i still have feelings. I could be a really good member of this board but i just need a place to start. Someplace where i can go and not be judged. I get enough of that from my step mother.

Normally, i would hear your cries and react with merciful kindness, however, you managed to show up at the exact same time as 20 other newbies who are making a mess of everything.

Its a well coordinated assault and terrorist act, you are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor...

[1ChiefsDan]

WTF? Are the mods taking the night off?

[ChiefLongDong]

Normally, i would hear your cries and react with merciful kindness, however, you managed to show up at the exact same time as 20 other newbies who are making a mess of everything.

Its a well coordinated assault and terrorist act, you are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor...

I love Star Trek quotes

[Machine]

I, sir, take extreme offense at being compared to a terrorist.

[Rausch]

do you want a cookie?

Here we do pie...

[Hootie]

this site has gone to shit since endelt hooked up with luv and purple gatoraded himself into exile

[cabletech94]

we should really go back to the "attack of the boobs" thread.
that makes more sense than that one n00b talking back and forth to himself.

we should have a contest to figure out who "he"/they are.

[ChiefLongDong]

we should really go back to the "attack of the boobs" thread.
that makes more sense than that one n00b talking back and forth to himself.

we should have a contest to figure out who "he"/they are.

hooooooooooooo :thumb:

[Mrs. Flopnuts]

I may have been here awhile, but I hope I still qualify for noob status.

[IAmABabySeal]

I, sir, take extreme offense at being compared to a terrorist.

I hunter terrorismists for a living!!! That's not nice:usa:

[IAmABabySeal]

Here we do pie...

finally someone who will embrace the new guy!! You know what they say about warm apple pie?

[Mrs. Flopnuts]

LET'S START A REVOLUTION RISE UP NOOBS

[Saccopoo]

WTF? Are the mods taking the night off?

League night.

http://trueclassics.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/the-big-lebowski.jpg

[ChiefLongDong]

LET'S START A REVOLUTION RISE UP NOOBS

Can I be Nathanael Greene of our uprising? Often forgotten, but one of the most important parts of the Rev War.

[Machine]

we should really go back to the "attack of the boobs" thread.
that makes more sense than that one n00b talking back and forth to himself.

we should have a contest to figure out who "he"/they are.

"We" gave you enough hints. :rolleyes:

[IAmABabySeal]

we should really go back to the "attack of the boobs" thread.
that makes more sense than that one n00b talking back and forth to himself.

we should have a contest to figure out who "he"/they are.Insider threats are a serious issue in this country!!!

[ChiefPassesALot]

Uh.. Listen, we're not gonna get into all that. I gotta put myself I better position to make better posts. Uh.. (heavy breath) so don't worry about it. Enjoy the win. Now let's go get some barbecue, baby. Times yours.

[Machine]

You go out there and you play and hey listen, i got a chart that says these things right on it, so, we're not going to get into that. I need to put my guys in a better position to win. Times yours.

[TimeForWasp]

How's about you and I play a little game? It's called "Shut Up" You go first, ready?

ROFL

[DaFace]

FWIW, it appears that most of these n00bs (with a few exceptions that may soon find themselves banned) aren't mults but are instead a bunch of posters from an Eagles board.

I'm still digging, though.

[Red And Yellow]

hi

[EagleRob]

FWIW, it appears that most of these n00bs (with a few exceptions that may soon find themselves banned) aren't mults but are instead a bunch of posters from an Eagles board.

Damn at least I'm legit.

[Red And Yellow]

Boob thread > Noob thread

[TimeForWasp]

Sure wish I hadn't asked for gold bars now. Would love to unleash a good negging.

LMAO

Damn Sorter, how did you turn red?

[ChiefPassesALot]

Cassel-"It's 4th and inches Coach. The dline is playing 5 yards off the ball . I think we can easily qb sneak here. What do you wanna do here? "
Reid"-" that's what they want us to think , we'll outsmart Em by throwing a play action bomb. Lets go with Spread eagle, 45 motion Outsmart, desperation on the reg on two. Then we'll go grab some barbecue"

[AussieChiefsFan]

Damn Sorter, how did you turn red?I was wondering this too. Sorter, What the hell happened?

[DaFace]

Damn at least I'm legit.

Yeah, we always welcome fans from other teams who come here for decent discussion. This crop, however, is failing to add much value thus far.

[DaFace]

Cassel-"It's 4th and inches Coach. The dline is playing 5 yards off the ball . I think we can easily qb sneak here. What do you wanna do here? "
Reid"-" that's what they want us to think , we'll outsmart Em by throwing a play action bomb. Lets go with Spread eagle, 45 motion Outsmart, desperation on the reg on two. Then we'll go grab some barbecue"

You go out there and you play and hey listen, i got a chart that says these things right on it, so, we're not going to get into that. I need to put my guys in a better position to win. Times yours.

Now you two I can't figure out. Did CPAL steal Machine's name or something?

[ChiefPassesALot]

Haha I am only messing around guys!! I am a legit chiefs fan. My dad moved to the east coast from Kansas and I was born here but raised Chiefs baby! I bleed red!

[Buck]

Is this SR?

[EagleRob]

See, this is what happens when your team screws around and interviews everyone with a heartbeat, gets three college coaches raises, doesn't interview the popular choice (Jon Gruden), then waits two weeks to interview someone twice. We are so starved for even a basic identity. I mean, when your friggin trainer leaves town you know is bad.

[Machine]

We are just having a little fun with you guys. You seem like good sports. Andy is a hard working coach and I wish him and you guys the best of luck. Now, which one of you called us "Battery Throwing Guidos"?

[DaFace]

Is this SR?

Na, there's only one mult in this thread that I can tell, and it's not one of the new ones.

[NightHawk]

Seems like I joined at the wrong time.

[IAmABabySeal]

Seems like I joined at the wrong time.

yes we did

[Machine]

See, this is what happens when your team screws around and interviews everyone with a heartbeat, gets three college coaches raises, doesn't interview the popular choice (Jon Gruden), then waits two weeks to interview someone twice. We are so starved for even a basic identity. I mean, when your friggin trainer leaves town you know is bad.

"EagleRob"? The fuck you doin here?

[EagleRob]

We are just having a little fun with you guys. You seem like good sports. Andy is a hard working coach and I wish him and you guys the best of luck. Now, which one of you called us "Battery Throwing Guidos"?

Own it...we all hate JD Drew and most of us are Dego.