****The Official 2014 NFL Draft Thread****

[Dante84]

same here.

"Happy I can make a lil' money"

[ThaVirus]

What time does it start?

[Dayze]

"Happy I can make a lil' money"

exactly the line that made me say 'fuck that guy'. he'll be a cancer.

[Anyong Bluth]

Top news story
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Hours before the #NFLDraft Eric Ebron proposed to his girlfriend atop the Empire St. Building! http://foxs.pt/1uHu42C pic.twitter.com/GWAWJmKj8Q

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnJITRzCcAAzENi.jpg

How Sweet! :D

Jump the gun before he could trade up.

[Dayze]

What time does it start?

10PM CST

[O.city]

Theres just a multitude of ways the CHiefs could go at 23. It's exciting (until the actual pick is in).

[OldSchool]

Theres just a multitude of ways the CHiefs could go at 23. It's exciting (until the actual pick is in).

And it's OL. Then we have to wait until round 3 for our next pick because we didn't trade back.

[Rain Man]

"Happy I can make a lil' money"

Yeah, I heard that and thought, "That guy's going to be trouble." was that Mike Evans?

[Dante84]

Yeah, I heard that and thought, "That guy's going to be trouble." was that Mike Evans?

Yep

[The Franchise]

Make it happen.

http://imgick.oregonlive.com/home/olive-media/pgmain/img/oregonian/photo/2013/09/-add386c40c758c58.JPG

[Anyong Bluth]

Was it Watkins that is blinged out with enough jewelry for tonight to eat up his entire signing bonus? Heard about it earlier today. I'd prefer not to deal with another primadonna

[O.city]

Why are the Lions so into trading up for a WR?

[Dante84]

Man, what if we just did something goddamned crazy and traded up?

[Dante84]

Make it happen.

http://imgick.oregonlive.com/home/olive-media/pgmain/img/oregonian/photo/2013/09/-add386c40c758c58.JPG

come to poppa

[Simply Red]

hopefully we will hang on to Jeff Linkenbach.

Guys,

PM me with any Football related questions and I'll respond promptly.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Man, what if we just did something goddamned crazy and traded up?

Draft Day 2 OMG call the Jaguars!!!

[Dante84]

Why are the Lions so into trading up for a WR?

Because they know Evans is a POS and they'd rather have Watkins.

[O.city]

Was it Watkins that is blinged out with enough jewelry for tonight to eat up his entire signing bonus? Heard about it earlier today. I'd prefer not to deal with another primadonna

Maybe it's just me getting older, but frankly, I don't give a shit about what a guy does off the field.

Do coke off hookers titties while speeding down I70? Don't really care as long as they produce on the field.

(yes, I realize thats an over exaggeration).

[Anyong Bluth]

Why are the Lions so into trading up for a WR?

New offense- 10 wide

[Pasta Little Brioni]

hopefully we will hang on to Jeff Linkenbach.

Guys,

PM me with any Football related questions and I'll respond promptly.

Who do the Chiefs pick and why?

[Anyong Bluth]

Man, what if we just did something goddamned crazy and traded up?

Was Tony the last time we moved up in round 1?

[Simply Red]

Manziel's Mom - would plow.

[Ceej]

Cooks kind of looks like Don Cheadle.

I like Don Cheadle.

Therefore I like Cooks.

Let's fucking do this.

[Dylan]

Rich Eisen @richeisen
For the first time ever, draftees have chosen the music that plays over speakers as they walk to the stage in Radio City Music Hall.

[ThaVirus]

10PM CST


Seriously? That's like midnight EST.

[OldSchool]

Why are the Lions so into trading up for a WR?

Because Stafford can't get it done with just the best WR in the game. He needs another #1 to save his butt.

[OldSchool]

Seriously? That's like midnight EST.

Pretty sure it's something around 8 PM Eastern.

[Dayze]

Cooks kind of looks like Don Cheadle.

I like Don Cheadle.

Therefore I like Cooks.

Let's ****ing do this.

it's science.

[Anyong Bluth]

Seriously? That's like midnight EST.

Nfl is concerned with slumping ratings in Hawaii.

[Dayze]

Seriously? That's like midnight EST.

:evil:

7pm CST.


:D

[O.city]

If the Lions trade up for a WR, would they then entertain the idea of moving Megatron and his contract?

[Ceej]

it's science.

Fate.

You heard it here first.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Rich Eisen @richeisen
For the first time ever, draftees have chosen the music that plays over speakers as they walk to the stage in Radio City Music Hall.

"IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL....."

[Simply Red]

Who do the Chiefs pick and why?

It's odd - I think we actually draft Brandin Cooks when he falls to us at our natural selection-spot, surprisingly - CP gets this one correct.

[OldSchool]

This is probably the most difficult draft to predict in recent memory. So many good prospects available and a bunch of teams have lots of holes to fill.

[Pepe Silvia]

Fuck Goodell for making us wait.

[KCUnited]

Would ODB's mom.

[Dayze]

Beckhams mom.......would destroy

[Mr. Laz]

If the Lions trade up for a WR, would they then entertain the idea of moving Megatron and his contract?

nah, they want 2 receivers so defenses can't load up on Megatron

[Rain Man]

That's Odell Beckham's mom? His mom? Let's draft him.

[In58men]

I'm going to leave this final prediction here. I'm not being a troll, I just have a bad feeling about this draft. I think we stay put @ 23. We will try to trade, but we won't get it done. Our draft pick won't be sexy and this board will go bat shit crazy.

The fine members here @ CP will try to convince those who hate the pick with an awesome highlight video. Because a highlight video tells the whole story.


Our pick will be......G Xavier Su'a-Filo.

Agreed

[O.city]

nah, they want 2 receivers so defenses can't load up on Megatron

Thats just a shit ton of resources into 1 position.

[Dayze]

That's Odell Beckham's mom? His mom? Let's draft him.

I think this should be a new method of scouting. only guys with hot wives and/or moms.

[Mr. Laz]

Fuck Goodell for making us wait.

fuck Goodell for giving me allergies
fuck Goodell for creating cancer
fuck Goodell for gas prices

[ThaVirus]

Pretty sure it's something around 8 PM Eastern.



:evil:



7pm CST.





:D


You motherffucker!

It would have been funny as shit if I got home and turned my TV on at midnight expecting to catch the first pick LMAO

[In58men]

Sooooo, it will be like every other year.


Pretty much

[Ceej]

I think this should be a new method of scouting. only guys with hot wives and/or moms.

It worked with Chris Getz and the Royals.

Pssssh.

[Simply Red]

Beckhams mom.......would destroy

I'd like to give Beckham's mom and Mrs. Maziel the ol' cock sandwich.

[In58men]

Michael Sam @23


I would commit suicide

[Dayze]

You motherf****er!

It would have been funny as shit if I got home and turned my TV on at midnight expecting to catch the first pick LMAO

I wouldn't have strung you along too long. :D

[O.city]

I think the dream of ODB falling to the Chiefs is dead.

[Dayze]

I'd like to give Beckham's mom and Mrs. Maziel the ol' cock sandwich.

"....the 'ol"

lol. as if it were a forgotten art/move.

[Mr. Laz]

Thats just a shit ton of resources into 1 position.
Texans are going to do the same with DE's

Idea is that by having 1 unstoppable aspect of your team makes everything else better.

[Dayze]

I have a feeling we're fucked.

[Simply Red]

This is the type of night we see Smed log in at 3am Central and post while absolutely 'butt wasted.'

[Dayze]

I'll be too hopped up on cocaine to type.

[O.city]

Texans are going to do with DE's

Idea is that by having 1 unstoppable aspect of your team it makes everything else better.

It's a little different though, the Texans aren't paying Watt a monster deal yet like the Lions are with Megatron.

I'd rather do it with pass rushers, than WR's though as I think they more highly impact the game.

[Simply Red]

"....the 'ol"

lol. as if it were a forgotten art/move.

It's a lost talent - I'd be curious to see if I could still pull it off.

[Dayze]

I see Clowney already whored himself out with a "Puma" logo pin on his suit. Probably got $300k for doing it

[saphojunkie]

I think for one week after the draft, it should be a bannable offense for posting the name Manziel anywhere on this fucking board.

Unless the chiefs draft him.

[Rain Man]

I think this should be a new method of scouting. only guys with hot wives and/or moms.

I like it. Drafting based on good genes. Plus, it makes the shots of the stands more interesting during games.

Do it, Dorsey. I want to see Ms. Beckham in Chiefs red.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

This is the type of night we see Smed log in at 3am Central and post while absolutely 'butt wasted.'

When doesn't he post butt wasted?

[Dayze]

It's a lost talent - I'd be curious to see if I could still pull it off.

who the hell is giving you the 'ol cock sammich?
:hmmm:

[saphojunkie]

I see Clowney already whored himself out with a "Puma" logo pin on his suit. Probably got $300k for doing it


http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2014/story/_/id/10898747/jadeveon-clowney-signs-endorsement-deal-puma

[Mr. Laz]

I think the dream of ODB falling to the Chiefs is dead.

i get the feeling that he could shock everyone by going top 10

[OldSchool]

I think the dream of ODB falling to the Chiefs is dead.

Yup.

[Pepe Silvia]

**** Goodell for giving me allergies
**** Goodell for creating cancer
**** Goodell for gas prices

Pretty much

[Dayze]

can this bow-tie shit stuff go away?....

[Simply Red]

When doesn't he post butt wasted?

http://i.imgur.com/z9AV0Z5.gif

[saphojunkie]

can this bow-tie shit stuff go away?....

Bow ties rule. Redundancy doesn't.

[Simply Red]

who the hell is giving you the 'ol cock sammich?
:hmmm:

:clap:

[Dayze]

http://i.imgur.com/z9AV0Z5.gif

LMAO.

never gets old
Love how the damn thing just disintegrates

[Mr. Laz]

Derek Carr shits his pants under pressure


just like his brother


/McShay

[eDave]

Here's hoping for great .gif from this draft.

High five!

[saphojunkie]

Derek Carr shits his pants under pressure


just like his brother


/McShay

"Don't worry Derek! I will protect you!"

/Eric Fisher

[Dayze]

"I got this Derek. .......right after I get out of physical therapy" / Fisher

[Simply Red]

Let's see Jeff Fisher's wife

[Rain Man]

When did the Rams hire that guy from Parks and Recreation to be their head coach?

[Dayze]

Ron Swanson

[Dante84]

UHHHH

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>YESSSSSSSSSS RT <a href="https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd">@BrianMFloyd</a>: YO. Is that a J on Ha Ha&#39;s couch? <a href="http://t.co/pY6fvMoa5x">pic.twitter.com/pY6fvMoa5x</a></p>&mdash; E (@JayErictronica) <a href="https://twitter.com/JayErictronica/statuses/464542731969495042">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Simply Red]

Here's hoping for great .gif from this draft.

High five!

LOL - oh yeah - let's all get on chat. Last yr's can't be beaten - can it?

[Dayze]

that explains his nickname.

[R8RFAN]

Trade us the whole Cheaps draft for the #5

[Dante84]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>YO. Is that a J on Ha Ha&#39;s couch? <a href="http://t.co/EtHkRc7I7k">pic.twitter.com/EtHkRc7I7k</a></p>&mdash; Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/statuses/464540661568778240">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Anyong Bluth]

This is probably the most difficult draft to predict in recent memory. So many good prospects available and a bunch of teams have lots of holes to fill.

Agreed.

NFL Network guys project we take:
# = how many guys predict that is who KC takes.

Cooks: 3
Fuller: 1
Lee: 5
Pryor: 1

[Bwana]

Trade us the whole Cheaps draft for the #5

Dude, it still wouldn't help.

[R8RFAN]

Dude, it still wouldn't help.

Yea...You're right, You still wouldn't win a playoff game:D

[MotherfuckerJones]

It would be very chiefs like if we announce Smiths contract extension and draft a guard :facepalm:

[htismaqe]

Holy shit, that is a fucking joint.

[Dayze]

Johnny's 'goattee"


lol

[Dante84]

Holy shit, that is a fucking joint.

I KNOW!!!

[Anyong Bluth]

Here's hoping for great .gif from this draft.

High five!

Indubitably

[Bwana]

Yea...You're right, You still wouldn't win a playoff game:D

Ha, now before your start tossing darts..........

[BryanBusby]

Hi guys I am back. We can't kick off the draft without this

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[RealSNR]

Fuck all offensive linemen

I hope Goodell bans offensive linemen from the game of football.

Fuck them all.

[Dayze]

"High. I'm here for some medical marijuana"

"Hello, welcome. as you can see, we have a large selection. Maui Wowwee, Panama Red, Tiajuana Brown"

"Do you have any Clinton-Dix"?

"....but of course (removes a locked cigar-like box)

[R8RFAN]

Ha, now before your start tossing darts..........

No darts from me, I am off to work in 3...2...1

[Dayze]

at what point does a teams' selection kick off a frenzy?
if Clowney falls? or Manziel? etc.

[Gravedigger]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>YO. Is that a J on Ha Ha's couch? <a href="http://t.co/EtHkRc7I7k">pic.twitter.com/EtHkRc7I7k</a></p>&mdash; Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/statuses/464540661568778240">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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ROFL well.... Yeah, there's that.

[The Franchise]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>YO. Is that a J on Ha Ha's couch? <a href="http://t.co/EtHkRc7I7k">pic.twitter.com/EtHkRc7I7k</a></p>&mdash; Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/statuses/464540661568778240">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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:facepalm:

[Easy 6]

The way my schedule is these days, I'll probably be asleep before we even pick... and if we trade down, fuhgeddaboudit.

What the hells wrong with a Saturday afternoon start and being able to see a few of the later rounds on Sunday?... man, **** this and **** Goodell.

[CupidStunt]

Any decent streams?

[Dayze]

no shit. Saturdays were an all day deal for me and my buddies. great times. now it's 'meh'.

[The Franchise]

The way my schedule is these days, I'll probably be asleep before we even pick... and if we trade down, fuhgeddaboudit.

What the hells wrong with a Saturday afternoon start and being able to see a few of the later rounds on Sunday?... man, **** this and **** Goodell.

Ummm....this isn't the first year of this shit.

[htismaqe]

no shit. Saturdays were an all day deal for me and my buddies. great times. now it's 'meh'.

Yep. We used to have massive draft parties with freaking whiteboards, beer, and all kinds of food.

It was a blast. Making predictions, calling each other out.

Now we all watch at home, by ourselves, if we watch at all.

[Dayze]

we'd do stupid bets; usually a shot. two guys would dispute who was going where etc. have a brisket going all day. pony keg; cigars...etc.

I wish they'd go back, but it will probably never happen thanks to Rog.

[Rams Fan]

Rams COO is on the forum I post on right now. <3 Kevin Demoff.

[MMXcalibur]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND PICK THE MOTHER FUCKERS, GODDAMNIT

[Dayze]

shit Bortles is huge.....

[Mr. Plow]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>This is hilarious --&gt; <a href="http://t.co/ms2ureWleD">pic.twitter.com/ms2ureWleD</a></p>&mdash; Tyler Griffey (@tylergriffey) <a href="https://twitter.com/tylergriffey/statuses/464497267135614976">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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ROFL

[TimBone]

Has SNR bitched about Sandcastle and Ricecakes yet?

[Dayze]

"Roll Tide......eeeeeear"

[ThaVirus]

Clowney looks like a motherfucker that has 6 kids already.

[The Franchise]

Yep. We used to have massive draft parties with freaking whiteboards, beer, and all kinds of food.

It was a blast. Making predictions, calling each other out.

Now we all watch at home, by ourselves, if we watch at all.

I used to catch a bunch of shit from my family because I'd sit in my apartment Saturday and Sunday and just watch the draft. Order pizza....drink beer.....bullshit with my friends on speaker phone.

[Anyong Bluth]

Texans want 3 1sts to give up 1.1

[Mr. Laz]

Cooks walked up and was like 'dam, why did they have to put me beside this big muther fucker, i look like a smurf.'

[MotherfuckerJones]

All this bullshit just start the fucking draft

[MMXcalibur]

Feel free to smile or something.
Jesus.

[The Franchise]

A list of all of the walkup songs tonight.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000347962/article/walkup-songs-for-every-draft-prospect-at-nfl-draft?campaign=Twitter_atl_hanzus

[Dayze]

Clowney looks like a mother****er that has 6 kids already.

LMAO

[The Franchise]

Johnny Manziel
" Draft Day" - Drake

Sample lyric: "Draft day, Johnny Manziel, Five years later how am I the man still?"

He picks a song with his own name dropped in the first line! JFF!

[Dayze]

I used to catch a bunch of shit from my family because I'd sit in my apartment Saturday and Sunday and just watch the draft. Order pizza....drink beer.....bullshit with my friends on speaker phone.

good times right there. I got the same shit from mine too. It was great

[RippedmyFlesh]

:facepalm:

Maybe he drops to our 3rd?:evil:

[Dayze]

Evans looks/looked like a prick walking up there. he's a douchebag, I'm sure of it

[MMXcalibur]

A list of all of the walkup songs tonight.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000347962/article/walkup-songs-for-every-draft-prospect-at-nfl-draft?campaign=Twitter_atl_hanzus

If any of the lyrics have n***** in them, does the team that drafts them get fined? 15 yard penalty to start of the season?

[Dayze]

there are some large fucking human beings up there. damn.

[The Franchise]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Chiefs GM John Dorsey addresses the draft party crowd! <a href="https://t.co/UvU50RaLYG">https://t.co/UvU50RaLYG</a></p>&mdash; Reid Ferrin (@KCChiefs_Reid) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCChiefs_Reid/statuses/464550417742180352">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Easy 6]

Ummm....this isn't the first year of this shit.

Right you are, and it isn't getting any more enjoyable.

[Dante84]

good times right there. I got the same shit from mine too. It was great

My roommate is downstairs texting me all butthurt that Im not down there explaining everything.

THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL EVENT FOR ME

[Dayze]

Greg Robinson?....hope he doesn't play defense.

[ghak99]

This is gay.

...and that big fucker didn't fit in his chair.

[Anyong Bluth]

there are some large fucking human beings up there. damn.

Take it to the Fat People Angry with Charles Barkley thread

[In58men]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Chiefs GM John Dorsey addresses the draft party crowd! <a href="https://t.co/UvU50RaLYG">https://t.co/UvU50RaLYG</a></p>&mdash; Reid Ferrin (@KCChiefs_Reid) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCChiefs_Reid/statuses/464550417742180352">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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These douche bags already 1 strike with Alex Smith, let's not make it 2 with that fucking lame from UCLA.

[Dayze]

that Shazier guy from OSU looks like one of those template faces you would use / /available to use in Madden, Fight Night etc.

[Pablo]

Pulsing nightclub music really gets me amped up for this motherfucking draft!

[OldSchool]

there are some large ****ing human beings up there. damn.

Must be in San Antonio.

[Dayze]

My roommate is downstairs texting me all butthurt that Im not down there explaining everything.

THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL EVENT FOR ME

tits on the roommate?

[Dayze]

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"....

[Rain Man]

Now they trot some veterans out there so they can take advantage of the military's reputation to glorify themselves - er, I mean, honor veterans.

[Mr. Laz]

singer says 'don't ask, don't tell'

[Red Dawg]

For the last time. IF JOHNNY FOOTBALL FALLS TO 2 U TAKE HIM!

[Canofbier]

It cracks me up a little that not only do they sing the National Anthem at the ****ing draft, but they can't even find a dude to do it who's better than "alright, I guess".

[The Franchise]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Here&#39;s to dreaming. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Chiefs&amp;src=hash">#Chiefs</a> <a href="http://t.co/wI0zVoP5wJ">pic.twitter.com/wI0zVoP5wJ</a></p>&mdash; [Twidwell] (@LanceTHESPOKEN) <a href="https://twitter.com/LanceTHESPOKEN/statuses/464551856044519426">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Rams Fan]

Supposedly Mike Silver was kicked out of the Rams war room for leaking who they'd take.

[Rasputin]

Good on the National Anthem. They didn't fuck that up. The cadet did real good.

[htismaqe]

With Dorsey on the stage, is that Mitch and Steven St. John from WHB?

[Dante84]

One more time, just to be sure

DONT SPOIL THE PICK BY POSTING TWEETS

[Rams Fan]

For the last time. IF JOHNNY FOOTBALL FALLS TO 2 U TAKE HIM!

He solves no current issue that the Rams have.

[KCUnited]

Taylor Lewan has a sthickening doughy date rape face.

[Rasputin]

For the last time. IF JOHNNY FOOTBALL FALLS TO 2 U TAKE HIM!



Just not the Raiders fuck the Raiders picking Johnny. I'd love the Chiefs to pick him but I know he won't fall to us.

[The Franchise]

He solves no current issue that the Rams have.

You guys are going Greg Robinson unless Clowney doesn't go #1.

[ThaVirus]

Supposedly Mike Silver was kicked out of the Rams war room for leaking who they'd take.

Who was it?

[Rams Fan]

You guys are going Greg Robinson unless Clowney doesn't go #1.

That's my fear.

Who was it?

I believe he said something to the extent that it would be an OL at 2.

[Dante84]

That's my fear.



I believe he said something to the extent that it would be an OL at 2.

His twitter feed doesnt show anything

[Dylan]

The list of songs draft prospects will be coming out to:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000347962/article/walkup-songs-for-every-draft-prospect-at-nfl-draft?campaign=Twitter_atl

[Dayze]

That's my fear.



I believe he said something to the extent that it would be an OL at 2.

yep.
Fisher had a "Dude...WTF" look on his face.

and Silver knew that he fucked up as soon as he said it, IMO

[Rausch]

I'm up! I'm up!

[Dante84]

yep.
Fisher had a "Dude...WTF" look on his face.

and Silver knew that he fucked up as soon as he said it, IMO

Oh i must have missed it

[Rausch]

The list of songs draft prospects will be coming out to:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000347962/article/walkup-songs-for-every-draft-prospect-at-nfl-draft?campaign=Twitter_atl

Whomever the Browns Take - Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here...

[penbrook]

Per 610 Sports

Chiefs GM John Dorsey says the calls have been made to teams letting them know that they are open for business to trade up or down

[Rain Man]

The list of songs draft prospects will be coming out to:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000347962/article/walkup-songs-for-every-draft-prospect-at-nfl-draft?campaign=Twitter_atl


Who are those people? Are they singers? Are those songs that they wrote?

Geez, kids today.

[jd1020]

Per 610 Sports

Chiefs GM John Dorsey says the calls have been made to teams letting them know that they are open for business to trade up or down

Had to leave voicemails because no one picked up.

[Dayze]

Oh i must have missed it

it was really quick/subtle.
but I remember watching it and even my ass was like 'Dude......what are you doing".

[Strongside]

In. Finally.

[Dayze]

breaking news by 610.

idiots.

[Rausch]

Coffee! Coffee! Wake'n up! Openy eyes...

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[Dayze]

cocaine.

[TambaBerry]

Is it bad that I'm this excited for the draft

[BryanBusby]

Per 610 Sports

Chiefs GM John Dorsey says the calls have been made to teams letting them know that they are open for business to trade up or down

Hard fucking hitting news. thx 610

[Dante84]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>When the Texans go on the clock, I&#39;ll talk to the man on deck, Jeff Fisher, live from the Rams&#39; war room <a href="https://twitter.com/nflnetwork">@nflnetwork</a> <a href="http://t.co/QlbEzh8kXh">pic.twitter.com/QlbEzh8kXh</a></p>&mdash; Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeSilver/statuses/464554640697475072">May 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Dayze]

Is it bad that I'm this excited for the draft

yes. it hurts worse when they pick.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I don't give a fuck. Give me Manziel

[Crush]

I'm ready to get kicked in the balls with a G.

[BryanBusby]

IT'S HAPPENING

[MotherfuckerJones]

If this team drafts a guard at 23 and trades Berry I might just stop being a fan.

[OldSchool]

And the anticipation mounts.

[alnorth]

So, what is the CP consensus on the position(s) we should be drafting?

[Ceej]

If this team drafts a guard at 23 and trades Berry I might just stop being a fan.

A lot of people would be in the same boat man.

[Canofbier]

This guy is doing his part to represent the Chiefs at the draft party, RED WHITE AND YELLOW

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/10339373_10152412550958373_5721538219505603557_o.jpg

[Dayze]

IT'S HAPPENING

that's what I yelled out the first time a chick touched my weiner

[Jerm]

Wonder how long it'll take before picks start getting spoiled......

[Dylan]

6th Avenue is officially Avenue of the Americas.


Big stupid...Read the street signs...LOL

[Dayze]

This guy is doing his part to represent the Chiefs at the draft party, RED WHITE AND YELLOW

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/10339373_10152412550958373_5721538219505603557_o.jpg

wow. he got a great pic standing next to a relic

[Ceej]

that's what I yelled out the first time a chick touched my weiner

ROFL

[BryanBusby]

I'm watching the draft at a crack house ty for keeping me in consideration Rich

[Dante84]

Wonder how long it'll take before picks start getting spoiled......

I'll fucking lose my shit

[OldSchool]

If this team drafts a guard at 23 and trades Berry I might just stop being a fan.

No way in hell they trade Berry unless it's a blockbuster deal. Getting rid of Berry does not help improve the weaknesses of this team at all. No one they might draft to replace him is guaranteed to be nearly as good or better than he is as a player.

[MotherfuckerJones]

A lot of people would be in the same boat man.

Would be so chiefs like.

[eDave]

Gruden. Fuck.

[Dayze]

Wonder how long it'll take before picks start getting spoiled......

that's infuriating. along with the others. I think last year they refused to show the players at the tables until after the pick or something like that.

I used to scream myself hoarse when fucking Schefter would announce the pick before the commish would even come onto the stage.

[Crush]

Goodell showered with boos.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Manziel doing the money gesture during the intro was hilarious.

Kiper's hair is finally starting to go.

The NFL, as always, has their pulse on the zeitgeist, playing the Crystal Pepsi song as the lead in to the draft.

[Easy 6]

ROFL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ceej]

Would be so chiefs like.

At least it's baseball season.

Oh, wait. LMAO

[eDave]

They hate Goodell. LOL

[BryanBusby]

WE'D LIKE TO APPRECIATE MOMS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jerm]

that's infuriating. along with the others. I think last year they refused to show the players at the tables until after the pick or something like that.

I used to scream myself hoarse when fucking Schefter would announce the pick before the commish would even come onto the stage.

Me too...such bullshit.

[Dylan]

the horse and pony show finally begins

[Ceej]

Bunch of Iowa State fans in attendance.

[teedubya]

http://twitter.com/askcommish

I just created a new thread, but if any of you want to participate and create some hilarious tweets for "Not Roger Goodell" tonight, feel free to help. We need more hilarious bastards to write goofy tweets.

:-)

[Strongside]

Goodell is a cock.

[Crush]

NFL Network already going to commercial. JFC.

[jd1020]

Is there a pool out there on what the first song will be?

[HC_Chief]

LOL@NY goombahs.....


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dayze]

Goodell gets booed no matter where he goes lol.

"Hi, I'd like a Big Mac, and a...."

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[MotherfuckerJones]

At least it's baseball season.

Oh, wait. LMAO

Lol ya my Sox aren't half bad for once

[Dylan]

which network is better to watch - NFLN or ESPN?

TIA

[Kman34]

Can't watch the clowns on ESPN. Guess it's NFL network for me.

[tk13]

The NFL's own network goes to commercial before the 1st pick in the draft. The NFL ladies and gentlemen!

[Dante84]

Can't watch the clowns on ESPN. Guess it's NFL network for me.

Yup

[Setsuna]

No twitter feeds or bant!

[Crush]

which network is better to watch - NFLN or ESPN?

TIA

NFL Network... barely.

[BryanBusby]

which network is better to watch - NFLN or ESPN?

TIA

Is this a trick question? Do you like Chris Berman?

If you do, you shouldn't. NFLN

[Dayze]

Can't watch the clowns on ESPN. Guess it's NFL network for me.

this
if Berman is still on, he's the reason I switched years ago. that and Kiper.
I like Eisen and Mayock better. and surprisingly, Faulk.
Irvin can go drown for all I care.

[Dayze]

Is this a trick question? Do you like Chris Berman?

If you do, you shouldn't. NFLN

LMAO

[Easy 6]

When will Kiper stop with the helmet?

It looks even more clownish as his hairline recedes.

[BryanBusby]

bryanbusby @imgayashell

I see Mister Cobble on the phone right now! He's ordering pizza.

[Dylan]

Thanks guys!

@BryanBusby LMAO

[tk13]

At what point does the NFL start instituting commercial breaks following the opening kickoff? People complain about ESPN, but geez.

[DTLB58]

Is this a trick question? Do you like Chris Berman?

If you do, you shouldn't. NFLN

Do you like Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders?

Berman and Ray Lewis?

:mad:

[KC_Lee]

Get mumbles Fisher off the tv

[MotherfuckerJones]

this
if Berman is still on, he's the reason I switched years ago. that and Kiper.
I like Eisen and Mayock better. and surprisingly, Faulk.
Irvin can go drown for all I care.

How the fuck is Kiper still on Espn?

[Strongside]

Jeff Fisher tells Michael Silver to 'get out' of the war room.

[Rams Fan]

Rams are staying at 2.

[jd1020]

Rams are staying at 2.

Enjoy your tackle!

[BryanBusby]

Do you like Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders?

Berman and Ray Lewis?

:mad:
Chris Berman is the absolute worst of the entire group, unless you're a poor bastard watching the stream on nfl.com that features ~*~Draft Analyst~*~ Matt Millen!

[Dayze]

"No....seriously. GTFO before I stab you with a pencil" / Fisher

[Kman34]

Do you like Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders?

Berman and Ray Lewis?

:mad:

Like choosing from the lesser of two evils.

[Rams Fan]

Enjoy your tackle!

2 first round picks though.

[Strongside]

These teams get too much time in round one.

[ThaVirus]

The Rams need everything but T isn't a bad choice for them in that division.

[The Franchise]

I hate San Francisco sports radio.

[Dayze]

why are all the Texans staff wearing pink? or peach....or whatever the fuck that is.

[Strongside]

Gruden, Lewis and Kiper are unwatchable.

Also, Kiper lives in a cryogenic freezing chamber until the draft every year. He's only aged a total of 5 years since 1991.

[Dayze]

I hate San Francisco sports radio.

i believe it's pronounced "Sporth Radio"

[Anyong Bluth]

These teams get too much time in round one.

It'd be nice if they reduced the time and could get round 2 in the same night at least.

[tk13]

Also, Kiper lives in a cryogenic freezing chamber until the draft every year. He's only aged a total of 5 years since 1991.

That's what makes it entertaining. He's the Dick Clark of the NFL.

[Crush]

Where the fuck is Goodell? /Mayock

[Kman34]

Irvin:"Blah Blah Blah"

[Dayze]

Commish is going to charge $5 to announce the pick

[Rams Fan]

Fuck me.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

With the first pick, the Houston Texans exercise common sense.

[Deberg_1990]

That's what makes it entertaining. He's the Dick Clark of the NFL.

What are his qualifications again?
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[Crush]

Crennel is going to waste him.

[Strongside]

That's what makes it entertaining. He's the Dick Clark of the NFL.

Some day, he'll stroke out and they'll only have him on during the final day out of sympathy. He'll mispronounce names right and left and maybe even drool a little.

[Discuss Thrower]

JOIN THE CHAT YOU FOOLS

[ThaVirus]

So... How many sacks for Clowney and Watt this season?

[Setsuna]

LMAO Jags are boned.

[Dayze]

will getting paid make this guy soft?

[Sure-Oz]

Holy shit Clowney and Watt