****The Official 2014 NFL Draft Thread****

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

Bridgewater would be cool.

[DTLB58]

Darqueze Dennard or Marqise Lee

I hope to hell.

[MIAdragon]

getting ready to

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k483/henriquecimento/freakout.gif

[Rain Man]

One of the two QBs can sit behind Alex for a couple of years and learn. It's a perfect opportunity.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Remember that there is a reason why Pandora didn't let hope out of the jar. It was the worst of all evils to inflict because it prolongs our torment.

[TribalElder]

So what are we looking at here?

Bridgewater, Manziel, Lee, Hageman, Dennard?

Guard from emporia state

[RINGLEADER]

Will people be pissed if we take denard?

Not me...

[Kman34]

The Chiefs will not draft a QB in my life time.....

[notorious]

This next pick has been overdue for decades.

[Ceej]

Man! these GIFs.

[DeezNutz]

"It makes no sense."

Because teams draft for need.

[ILChief]

I feel guard coming on. Maybe trade down so we can't take a QB in the first.

Rishaw is fine

[dannybcaitlyn]

Please take Manziel!

[Fairplay]

get ready to post the last years draft pick gif someone.

[Mr. Plow]

http://i.imgur.com/aNXqGNT.gif

[58-4ever]

Commercial before KC takes Johnny Football

[kepp]

So what are we looking at here?

Bridgewater, Manziel, Lee, Hageman, Dennard?

My preferences:
Dennard
Lee
trade down
Bridgewater
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[KC native]

I really don't want the piece of shit aggie. He is a less athletic Tony Romo clone.

Bridgewater or Carr please.

[OldSchool]

Great place to trade back and get more top 100 picks.

[cabletech94]

so, uh, anyone catch the royals score yet? ;)

[jonzie04]

Guard from emporia state

:deevee:

[notorious]

The Chiefs will not draft a QB in my life time.....

Take one for the team and swallow a .45 right now.


:D

[Sully]

Remember that there is a reason why Pandora didn't let hope out of the jar. It was the worst of all evils to inflict because it prolongs our torment.


What about Spotify?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Please Philly a don't fuck us. Makes 0 sense for them.

Dorsey and Reid you can redeem yourself. This is Aaron Rodgers part II.

[Eleazar]

I really don't want the piece of shit aggie. He is a less athletic Tony Romo clone.

Bridgewater or Carr please.

Trade down and then Bridgewater or Carr please

[Strongside]

Andy McCullough ‏@McCulloughStar 2m
If the Chiefs draft John Football, will I get to meet Drake

[Dayze]

<img src="http://ocnnreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/manziel-party-678x508.jpg">

These fireworks?

I fucking love this place. no homo

[Iconic]

SU'A FILOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/knapplc/GIF/bangbang.gif

[Deberg_1990]

The meltdown on here is going to be EPIC of all EPICS


:popcorn:

[-King-]

Browns trade up for Manziel.

[BossChief]

Gruden just clowned Kiper.

They were talking about KC taking Manziel and Kiper said that makes no sense...

Gruden was like it does if they aren't gonna resign Alex Smith

Kiper starts in with it doesn't make sen.....

Gruden cuts him off with "then you don't know how Andy Reid thinks, then"


Hahaha went straight to commercial

[DeezNutz]

LMAO.

And...gone.

[notorious]

Commercial before KC takes Johnny Football

Yep.

[Munson]

Browns just jumped us.

[htismaqe]

Cleveland trades up!!!

[Eleazar]

Please Philly a don't **** us. Makes 0 sense for them.

Dorsey and Reid you can redeem yourself. This is Aaron Rodgers part II.

:spock: ROFL ROFL

[Mr. Laz]

LMAO

[tk13]

Browns trade up. There you go.

[Crush]

Browns just traded up.

[Just Passin' By]

Bruins win
Manziel falls like a rock
Chiefsplanet will be fucked up all offseason no matter who gets picked


Fun night so far

[dirk digler]

server is really slowing down

[ChiTown]

Shit!

[Molitoth]

Omfg browns :(

[Eleazar]

Thank God

[Ceej]

That fucking figures.

[doomy3]

FUCK!!

[Strongside]

FUCK here goes Manziel

[kcpasco]

FUCK YOU Cleveland

['Hamas' Jenkins]

And Ray Farmer just rat fucked us.

[58-4ever]

wow

[ILChief]

Cleveland jumped us

[Dayze]

LMAO

[OldSchool]

Would be awesome if the Texans call and offer us their 2nd and 3rd to move up to 23 from 33 in order to take their pick of the QBs left ahead of the Browns, Cards, etc.

[teedubya]

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[Rain Man]

Cleveland moved up.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Cleveland fucked us

[MMXcalibur]

Uh oh, Eagles trade with Browns.
They have to be taking Manziel here.

[Deberg_1990]

Browns taking Manziel

[Bwana]

FUck you Browneyes!

[chiefs1111]

Browns just traded up

[KCUnited]

Because Chiefs

[Eleazar]

We should all be breathing a collective sigh of relief now

[Gravedigger]

Fucking Browns bunch of bitches.

[ping2000]

This is so Chiefs. Fuck us.

[Dayze]

Chiefs curse.

[The Franchise]

This is Brady Quinn all over again.

[jonzie04]

I really don't want the piece of shit aggie. He is a less athletic Tony Romo clone.

Bridgewater or Carr please.

id bust all over my keyboard for this.

[BigCatDaddy]

Mother fuck you Cleveland!

[AndChiefs]

There goes our chances. Bridgewarer sucks.

[ROYC75]

Chiefs fans during draft time....


http://i.imgur.com/SAavfY8.gif


Holy Cow, Dude, that made me laugh while eating, nearly chocked to death.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Dragonocho]

My 6 boys are all sitting here hoping Johnny Football is a Chief. They will not understand what is going to happen if Dorsey Chiefs this draft pick.

[RINGLEADER]

Here comes Johnny Manziel to the Browns...

HAHA...They thought we would pick him...

They don't know the Chiefs very well...

[BryanBusby]

We're drafting a Guard, I can feel it :(

[Rasputin]

fucking Cleveland

[58-4ever]

now boring Chiefs Pick.

[Baby Lee]

Prepare your anus for Morgan Moses

[Rain Man]

This is Brady Quinn all over again.

[Strongside]

It's Manziel.

[Stad]

Browns are gonna take him.

[Dante84]

THANK CHRIST.

FUCK JOHNNY

[Bill Brasky]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[siberian khatru]

Chiefs breathe a sigh of relief

[Dayze]

we're cursed. unreal

[Exoter175]

The browns might have just saved this draft for us.........

[O.city]

Damn

[TimeForWasp]

Fuck , these bastards are going to rob us of a first round qb.

[notorious]

We can still get Carr.

[Tits McGee]

Guard from emporia state

I was a guard at Emporia State.
My phone never rang.

[Pepe Silvia]

Only the Chiefs could get fucked by the Browns. lol

[007]

Johnny brown

[SeeingRed]

this is crazy

[TribalElder]

Just got raped

[BossChief]

How many times has Cleveland traded in front of us to fuck us?

[jd1020]

Awesome.

If the Browns pick Manziel that gives Dorsey the ammo to pick fucking Su'a-Filo

[HemiEd]

Cleveland is doing it again. Remember Brady Quinn

[-King-]

This is Brady Quinn all over again.

Whoa. Almost down to the draft spot. Quinn was 23rd. Manziel will be 22nd.

[l4z4rd]

Take Lee!

[Mr. Plow]

http://i.imgur.com/FjD46fS.gif

[Exoter175]

THANK GOD YESSSSSSS

[ChiTown]

He gone!ROFL

[xbarretx]

:cuss: browns!!!!

[ILChief]

Of course

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

:(

So close

[jonzie04]

Please take Johnny browns.

[Eleazar]

Phew

[Mr. Laz]

Hog farmer commits suicide

[Rain Man]

I have to laugh. I just have to laugh.


Well, I still preferred Bridgewater. Let's take Bridgewater now.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Fucking Chiefs.

[DeezNutz]

Classic. KC playing cards close to vest and get fucking burned.

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

THEY ****ING DID IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[007]

Thank god

[TimeForWasp]

I fucking had my hopes up.

[Hoover]

For the love of God take Dennard

[dirk digler]

fuck..go get the WR now

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Lee

[ghak99]

ROFL

[TribalElder]

That is so fucking stupid we got done by the browns

Losers

Way to leak that info dumbasses

[patteeu]

Only the Chiefs could get fucked by the Browns. lol

The Browns jumped ahead of us to take Brady Quinn too, be we eventually got him anyway.

[Dayze]

LMAO
LMAO
LMAO

kick ass.

[Bill Brasky]

Browns fucked us.

[notorious]

He is friends with Lebron.


Manziel just got put on suicide watch. ROFL

[Bwana]

Trade down meat sacks.

[DaFace]

Well, that solidifies him as a bust. Cleveland is where QBs go to die.

[Fairplay]

noooooooooo

[Ragged Robin]

oh man that would've been a GREAT trade for the chiefs.. 26th overall + a 3rd rounder damn

[CoMoChief]

GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[KC_Lee]

Ah Cleveland, where QBs go to die.

[Strongside]

Now NFL Network is forced to mention us. Something they have yet to even come close to doing tonight.

[kcxiv]

And Ray Farmer just rat ****ed us.

Every fucking time it never fails. lol WE can never get out own qb. lol This franchise will never get one of their own.

[Eleazar]

The brain trust who brought in Tyler Thigpen has found their guy

[Jerm]

Motherfuck Cleveland....

[chiefs1111]

So who do the Chiefs take

[Ultra Peanut]

lol welp

[Old Dog]

Dennard please

[AndChiefs]

Here comes Sua-filo.

Just like we always do.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Brady Quinn all over again.

[KC native]

THANK YOU {insert spiritual belief/lack of belief here} NO FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AGGIE!

[Mr. Laz]

Cleveland either thought we would take him or trade to someone who would take him.

[thabear04]

Thank you for not coming to KC.

[Dayze]

http://i.imgur.com/FjD46fS.gif

LMAO

[GoHuge]

Great we miss Ha Ha by 2 and our trade down scenario by 1....awesome. So who do we take?

[ping2000]

Now Chiefs pick is ignored due to Johnny football noise.

[OldSchool]

ROFL

[Just Passin' By]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[notorious]

Carr will be better.

[jonzie04]

Oh snit here we are folks

[kcxiv]

Now NFL Network is forced to mention us. Something they have yet to even come close to doing tonight.

why would they? we just embarrass ourselves all the fucking time.

[KCTitus]

That ought to see some season tickets...

[-King-]

Marqise Lee or trade down.

[The Franchise]

Hog farmer just killed himself

[TribalElder]

Holy shit what a failure of a franchise

Andy Reid is such a puss he has got run over by philly again lolz

[Rasputin]

I'd rather be UDFA than be drafted by Cleveland.

[ILChief]

Bridge water?

[chiefs1111]

Sighs here comes a guard

[milkman]

Welcome to KC, Sua-Filo.

[Rain Man]

Top ten remaining players according to CBS.

13 *Teddy Bridgewater QB 3 Louisville Jr 6-2 214 1
16 Darqueze Dennard CB 1 Michigan State Sr 5-11 199 1
24 *Louis Nix DT 2 Notre Dame rJr 6-2 331 1
25 *Marqise Lee WR 5 Southern California Jr 6-0 192 1
26 Jason Verrett CB 4 TCU Sr 5-10 189 1-2
27 *Xavier Su'a-Filo OG 2 UCLA rJr 6-4 307 1-2
28 Derek Carr QB 4 Fresno State rSr 6-2 214 1-2
29 *Cyrus Kouandjio OT 4 Alabama Jr 6-7 322 1-2
30 Dee Ford DE 2 Auburn rSr 6-2 252 1-2
31 *Timmy Jernigan DT 3 Florida State Jr 6-2 299 1-2

[The Franchise]

Trade down

[Eleazar]

Now Chiefs pick is ignored due to Johnny football noise.

They had a commercial planned anyway

[Molitoth]

I fucking hate the browns

[notorious]

The brain trust who brought in Tyler Thigpen has found their guy

Same guy for the most part.

[Dylan]

when was the last time a qb panned out for the Browns

[BossChief]

Son of a bitch

[RINGLEADER]

That stat (that the Browns moved up to the same spot to select Brady Quinn and Brandon Weeden) says everything you need to know about this pick...

Wouldn't have minded it if the Chiefs had selected him, not pissed we didn't get him...

[Mr. Plow]

http://www.gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Kids/Two%20kids%20dancing.gif

[petegz28]

THANK YOU {insert spiritual belief/lack of belief here} NO ****ING PIECE OF SHIT AGGIE!

This... I love Cleveland right now

[keg in kc]

Thank god, if we really were interested.

[arrowheadnation]

Great...now we get to take another fucking lineman in the 1st round.

[The Franchise]

Welcome to KC, Sua-Filo.

This

[Beef Supreme]

And now they will talk about Johnny Football for 15 minutes and won't even show the Chiefs pick.

[BigRedChief]

Motherfuck Cleveland....That was our 3rd rounder :mad:

[Iconic]

FK U BROWNS
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2988084_o.gif

[ping2000]

We won't even hear our pick now. Heiden just came on set.

[Rasputin]

Come on Chiefs no WHAMMIES

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Hobo_bob/PYL.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Hobo_bob/media/PYL.gif.html)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_jTOkSN0jDc/UJMeIzFmIoI/AAAAAAABBfI/HP5tpksUT34/s640/gifs_022.gif

[WhawhaWhat]

With the 23rd pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, The Kansas Chiefs select Eric Fisher again.

[Eleazar]

Thank you Cleveland, thank you.

There are still QBs on the board.

[MMXcalibur]

Marqise Lee!!!!@!@1rtqw4tagfdgasdgfasdfasdf

[stonedstooge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[BigCatDaddy]

Took our player and our trade down opportunity. That's a bitch.

[Kman34]

Louis Nix I'm telling ya

[Munson]

Get ready to be disappointed once again.

Offensive Guard of the Future coming up!

[cdcox]

Cleveland has their draturbator GIF.

[MotherfuckerJones]

This is so KC

[ChiTown]

Teddy!

[TribalElder]

Oh man poor johnny

I bet he was praying for kc or philly and felt so thankful when Cleveland passed the first time

[tk13]

I don't know... as great as it would be to finally get a QB... I don't know about taking a tiny gunslinger. I think I'd rather take the risk with Bridgewater anyway.

[tredadda]

Cleveland is doing it again. Remember Brady Quinn

Considering how that turned out I wouldn't be too bothered by this.

[notorious]

Manziel will be the guy that throws 3 picks in the first half but drive for the winning TD.

[Strongside]

Kansas City Chiefs ‏@KCChiefs 2m
The #Chiefs are on the clock!

Josh Chavis ‏@JoshChavis65 17s
@KCChiefs If you take a guard you can also take my season tickets back.

[keg in kc]

Now NFL Network is forced to mention us. Something they have yet to even come close to doing tonight.Seriously. I don't think they've talked about the Chiefs once the entire broadcast.

[O.city]

Now trade back for anything.

[kcxiv]

when was the last time a qb panned out for the Browns

Probably Bernie Kosar. Chiefs havent had one well ever. lol

[jd1020]

Let the meltdown commence.

Tweets coming in about the Chiefs like Manziel. Browns trade up infront of the Chiefs to pick him. And the Chiefs follow that up with a guard.

Here we go.

[Chiefnj2]

Dennard

[mikey23545]

Thank you, Cleveland!

:grovel:

[TribalElder]

Marquis lee

Who gets hurt in preseason

[SeeingRed]

oh no………are we really going OL here?

[Nixhex]

Johnny football to the an graveyard known as Cleveland

[ping2000]

Did Lamar Hunt perform secret satanic rituals and piss off God?

[BossChief]

Carr
Bridgewater
Lee

[mlyonsd]

It's where he thought he belonged. Good luck with that.

[Rain Man]

The only two choices are Bridgewater and Dennard.

[hometeam]

if we draft marquise lee here ill puke

[RINGLEADER]

I just hope we don't take Bridgewater...

[MMXcalibur]

Is there anything more annoying than analysts telling us that a QB "just wins" as a positive?

WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?

[Mr. Laz]

don't we pretty much have to grab Darqueze Dennard?

[TimeForWasp]

something tells me we trade back now.

[notorious]

Lebron is going to hug Manziel and tell him that everything will be alright.


In other words, lie to his face.

[Cmd'r&Chief]

Who's it gonna be

[God of Thunder]

maybe we'll take a kicker.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Carr or Dennard.

[Setsuna]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_jTOkSN0jDc/UJMeIzFmIoI/AAAAAAABBfI/HP5tpksUT34/s640/gifs_022.gif

Come on bro.

[Micjones]

Darqueze Dennard or Derek Carr, please.

[ChiTown]

Dennard

[Eleazar]

CARR

[Sully]

The draft Gods screw us again. No commercial during your pick? Fine, we'll have the most hyped pick right before you so neither network mentions you exist.

[mr. tegu]

Now that Cleveland has taken Manziel at least now we know that he won't be a good QB.

[Micjones]

Carr or Dennard.

Yup.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I strangely wanted him

[Mr. Plow]

Shut up Manziel.

[Ceej]

Dennard or Bridgewater please.

[notorious]

Is there anything more annoying than analysts telling us that a QB "just wins" as a positive?

WHAT IN THE **** DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?

http://fightinforphilly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tebow.jpg

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Chiefs are doing everything they can to trade down and no one is biting. Here comes that Samoan fuck.

[Molitoth]

Cursed, fucking cursed.

[Planetman]

Johnny Mistake By The Lake

[TribalElder]

We leaked that info to get the guard from Memphis

[RINGLEADER]

Excuse me Johnny...so the Chiefs take __________...now back to Johnny Manziel...

[Eleazar]

"Johnny is going to take a shit now, we've got live team coverage, let's head down to the Radio City latrine for more coverage of this magical moment"

[-King-]

Sigh here we go.


Please be Lee!

[DeezNutz]

Shocked if it's not Dennard.

[notorious]

Carr.

[tboss27]

Ray Farmer has done a heck of a job tonight. After all that, the guy has 2 first round picks next year.

[O.city]

We're gonna let the fucking clock run out. LOL.

[TimBone]

Holy fuck....move on. They're not even acknowledging that the Chiefs are on the clock.

[RINGLEADER]

Here we go...

[The Franchise]

Go QB!

[keg in kc]

So they've managed to go 3 hours without talking about us, including the full 10 minutes for our pick. LMAO

[Mr. Plow]

Don't worry about talking about the Chiefs. Let's keep talking about Manziel's career dying before it started.

[WhawhaWhat]

Sal Palentonio is allowed to leave the Philadelphia city limits?

[-King-]

We used all the seconds on the clock.

[MMXcalibur]

Excuse me, Mr. Manziel....can the Chiefs pick?

[Eleazar]

We're trying to trade down

[ThaVirus]

We're going down to the wire. Want a trade but getting no bites, I'm betting..

Fuck.

[TrebMaxx]

Ray Farmer dealing with it.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Thinking bout offing myself

[jonzie04]

Fawking nervous right now

[chiefs1111]

Pick In

[BossChief]

Get ready to be disappointed.

[KChiefs1]

Lee or Dennard?

[siberian khatru]

Just cocked the revolver