****The Official 2014 NFL Draft Thread****

[siberian khatru]

That took all that time?

[Anyong Bluth]

i believe it's pronounced "Sporth Radio"

You forgot to add "Silly goose" at the end.

[chiefs1111]

Welp no shock there

[Crush]

What are his qualifications again?
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His hair.

[Kman34]

Some day, he'll stroke out and they'll only have him on during the final day out of sympathy. He'll mispronounce names right and left and maybe even drool a little.
ROFL

[TribalElder]

Clowney :facepalm:

JJ watt and clowney will be useless under Romeo crennel

[tyler360]

Warren Sapp should not be on television.

[Dylan]

Texas took an awful long time to pick - I wonder if they were weighing their options

[Crush]

So... How many sacks for Clowney and Watt this season?

Crennel will do enough to neuter them.

[Rams Fan]

So... How many sacks for Clowney and Watt this season?


Less than Long and Quinn.

[Easy 6]

"Jadaveon, congratulations... I'll just go ahead and mail you the first fine now"

[Strongside]

JOIN THE CHAT YOU FOOLS

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130516134353/lotr/images/f/f2/Fly-you-fools_clink_large.jpg

[KC_Lee]

Holy shit Clowney and Watt

And Crennel will waste their skills for two years before getting canned.

[Marco Polo]

Texans get Clowney. We get Fisher. Man our luck is terrible.

[Dayze]

"Explain your emotions right now" / Deion

"I just became a multi millionaire. how the **** do you think I feel" / Dayze (6'0 / 250lbs. 5.8 40)

[Sure-Oz]

And Crennel will waste their skills for two years before getting canned.

They'll both cover TE's and WR's LMAO

[Anyong Bluth]

And Crennel will waste their skills for two years before getting canned.

They're going to play him at SS.

[Deberg_1990]

Clowney :facepalm:

JJ watt and clowney will be useless under Romeo crennel

Smartest move, when Luck is going to be in your division for a long time.
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[ThaVirus]

Clowney's a bit thin, no? Wonder if he'll get stonewalled a lot in the big league..

[BryanBusby]

Texas took an awful long time to pick - I wonder if they were weighing their options
Should I order Chinese or pizza? Chinese or pizza? Hey coach, what do you think?

[KC_Lee]

Texans get Clowney. We get Fisher. Man our luck is terrible.

Welcome to being a Chiefs fan.

[Canofbier]

Clowney's a bit thin, no? Wonder if he'll get stonewalled a lot in the big league..

I think he'll be OK.

[ThaVirus]

Texans get Clowney. We get Fisher. Man our luck is terrible.

2012: Andrew Luck.

2013: Eric Fisher.

2014: Jadeveon Clowney.

ONE OF THESE DOES NOT FIT.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Good ! Manziel falls !

[Rain Man]

I don't give a ****. Give me Manziel

He's still on the draft board after Houston. Your dream remains alive.

[TribalElder]

I hope manziel comes back to haunt the texans

[Meatloaf]

i believe it's pronounced "Sporth Radio"

LOL. Shame on you. ROFL

[ThaVirus]

John Abraham is a top 10 sack artist of all time?

NO, John Gruden. No.

[Chiefs=Champions]

I hope manziel comes back to haunt the texans

Hopefully not in Oakland though

[MotherfuckerJones]

He's still on the draft board after Houston. Your dream remains alive.

Not for long but I'll hold out hope because if we take a guard I'm downing this bottle of bulleit burbon fast

['Hamas' Jenkins]

When we come back we'll be commercial free for the rest of the hour, thanks to these commercial sponsors.

No, irony is not one of them.

[jd1020]

2012: Andrew Luck.

2013: Eric Fisher.

2014: Jadeveon Clowney.

ONE OF THESE DOES NOT FIT.

2 are linemen?

[Easy 6]

John Abraham is a top 10 sack artist of all time?

NO, John Gruden. No.

That surprised me too, its hard to believe the guys numbers are that good.

[tk13]

We haven't seen last year's true fans GIF yet. You guys are slacking.

[TribalElder]

Manziel is praying St. Louis doesn't pick him

[notorious]

One big hit made him millions,

[Dayze]

no offense to Ram Fan.....but those are some ugly fucking uniforms. go back to yellow and blue.

[Dayze]

he'll die in St. Louis

[MotherfuckerJones]

no offense to Ram Fan.....but those are some ugly ****ing uniforms. go back to yellow and blue.

Ya those were awesome

[ThaVirus]

2 are linemen?

I know your style but seriously..

Two generational talents and one JuCo bum.

[Meatloaf]

You forgot to add "Silly goose" at the end.

You guys are killin' me. Stop that!

[Pepe Silvia]

no offense to Ram Fan.....but those are some ugly ****ing uniforms. go back to yellow and blue.

This

[KC_Lee]

Saw someone wearing a Colt McCoy Browns jersey at the Ram's draft party.

[Setsuna]

Rams take Manziel?

[Dayze]

You guys are killin' me. Stop that!

it's Silly "Gooth".

[Rain Man]

That shot of the draft party showed guys wearing Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford, and Eugene Sims jerseys. The modern NFL makes me sad.

[Rams Fan]

no offense to Ram Fan.....but those are some ugly ****ing uniforms. go back to yellow and blue.

There's been a bunch of talk from the FO about possibly doing that.

[Rams Fan]

That shot of the draft party showed guys wearing Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford, and Eugene Sims jerseys. The modern NFL makes me sad.

The Sims jersey might be actually Eugene Sims at the Rams draft party.

[Dayze]

they look so much better. classic etc.

[Rams Fan]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[Pepe Silvia]

Greg Robinson, Craigs brother.

[58-4ever]

Tackle. Better than Fisher

[TribalElder]

Never picked a lineman.... Obviously that was the streak breaker

Wooooop. Woooooop bye bye Bradford hello johnny. Whooooop

[Rain Man]

The name "Greg Robinson" still gives me PTSD flashbacks.

[Mr. Laz]

rams just selected a RT with the 1.2 pick

[stonedstooge]

**** **** **** **** **** ****

HAHA Now you know how it feels

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Jason Smith, Roger Saffold, Jake Long, and now Greg Robinson.

To protect Sam Bradford.

That's why the Rams are a dynasty.

http://oi41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

[MotherfuckerJones]

ROFL how chiefs like STL

[milkman]

Marshall Faulk and Mike Mayock talking about the Rams playing Robinson at RT, or even guard.

What?

[The Franchise]

ROFL at Rams Fan

[Strongside]

2012: Andrew Luck.

2013: Eric Fisher.

2014: Jadeveon Clowney.

ONE OF THESE DOES NOT FIT.

http://i.imgur.com/T1H9vAg.jpg?1

[displacedinMN]

332 pounds!!!! wow

[TribalElder]

Sam Bradford fucking sucks ROFL

[Rain Man]

rams just selected a RT with the 1.2 pick

Does that mean they have faith in Bradford or that they see a bunch of equal QBs and they'll get one with their later pick?

[suzzer99]

Why do I have a feeling Greg Robinson is going to be twice as good as Eric Fisher?

[htismaqe]

Damn, the Rams have spent a bunch of picks on tackles...

[jspchief]

Will trade Fisher for Robinson

[The Franchise]

Rams just took a guard at 2?

[TribalElder]

First round RT


It's a missouri thing

[Dayze]

Jason Smith, Roger Saffold, Jake Long, and now Greg Robinson.

To protect Sam Bradford.

That's why the Rams are a dynasty.

http://oi41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

LMAO

[milkman]

Jason Smith, Roger Saffold, Jake Long, and now Greg Robinson.

To protect Sam Bradford.

That's why the Rams are a dynasty.

http://oi41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

Over /under on which week Bradford is injured?

[The Franchise]

http://i.imgur.com/T1H9vAg.jpg?1

I like to envision both of those guys deserving that jersey.

[Rain Man]

Robinson doesn't seem that much bigger than Deion Sanders.

[Meatloaf]

**** **** **** **** **** ****

I thought you spelled HAPPY = *****.

As in: ***** ***** ***** ***** *****.

[Kman34]

The name "Greg Robinson" still gives me PTSD flashbacks.

Bad memories for me too.:deevee:

[Deberg_1990]

Just wait, Bradford is gonna break out this season!
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[Pepe Silvia]

I feel bad for the poor bastard that's about to be a Jaguar.

[Strongside]

I like to envision both of those guys deserving that jersey.

At the same time. Nothing else.

[TribalElder]

Jax has to pick johnny football

They need a fan base

Fuck they show other games on the jumbo torn

[Rain Man]

I can't imagine how disappointing it must be to get drafted by the NFL and then learn that you have to move to St. Louis.

[J Diddy]

The name "Greg Robinson" still gives me PTSD flashbacks.

This.

I hear Greg Robinson and the word "spinner" bull rushes my head.

[Setsuna]

Alright Jags...

[Dayze]

or Great
or Sweet

[Mr. Laz]

Jax has to pick johnny football

They need a fan base

Fuck they show other games on the jumbo torn
that fanbase boost will only last as long as Manziel wins

[tk13]

Schefter says flat out Robinson will play LG to start.

[siberian khatru]

Left guard

[Canofbier]

PLAYIN' IN THE NFL IS A BLESSIN' YOU GUYS

ERRYONE AGREES

[OldSchool]

My mock has been right so far I think. I went Clowney 1 and Robinson 2.

[Stad]

Jags gonna draft Manziel

[Rain Man]

Alright Jags...

Who are you hoping for?

[mightyphoenix1]

Laconfora tipping picks

[Old Dog]

Bortles

[ThaVirus]

The Jags need to take a QB or Watkins. Anything else will be a terrible pick..

[Meatloaf]

My mock has been right so far I think. I went Clowney 1 and Robinson 2.

Who do you have for #3?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Rams: You had the #2 and #13 overall picks in one of the deepest drafts in history and your decision is to take a guy who will start out as a fucking left guard.

Holy fuck.

[Rams Fan]

Jason Smith, Roger Saffold, Jake Long, and now Greg Robinson.

To protect Sam Bradford.

That's why the Rams are a dynasty.



Saffold was supposed to be the RT with Smith at LT. Heh.


ROFL how chiefs like STL

You mean how Rams like, you dumb fuck.

Sam Bradford ****ing sucks ROFL

You are wrong.

Rams just took a guard at 2?

He'll either be at LT or RT until Long is back. Barksdale moves into OG with Saffold slotting into to OG, too. That wouldn't be a bad OL.


First round RT


It's a missouri thing

Or he'll be the LT once Long leaves in 2 years.

[58-4ever]

the Jags grab a QB here

[Rain Man]

Schefter says flat out Robinson will play LG to start.

Vince Lombardi won half a dozen championships using the power sweep.

[eDave]

I'd like to see Manziel go to the Jags and rot there.

[milkman]

Schefter says flat out Robinson will play LG to start.

:facepalm:

[TribalElder]

LOL that pick was from the ass raping of the redskins for RGIII

Damn

[Dayze]

PLAYIN' IN THE NFL IS A BLESSIN' YOU GUYS

ERRYONE AGREES

lol

[Stad]

LMAO

[Pepe Silvia]

Oh shit Bortles

[Mr. Laz]

Bortles LMAO

[siberian khatru]

Whoa

[Dante84]

WOAH!!!!

[Setsuna]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????

[milkman]

Blaine Bortles?

[Dayze]

Bortles

:eek:
Old Dog calling his shot.

[Strongside]

Still the best draft moment of all time:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dontari-poe-kissing-goodell-480x360_jpg_330x330_q85.jpg

[tk13]

Surprise surprise.

Although admittedly I'm not a Manziel fan, so I might have done the same thing. Can't say they aren't trying.

[CoMoChief]

omg LMAO

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I do not like Bortles as a prospect, but that pick took fucking balls. Gabbert failed and they didn't get gunshy.

Meanwhile:

http://oi41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

[Kman34]

ROFL

[ThaVirus]

I can't imagine how disappointing it must be to get drafted by the NFL and then learn that you have to move to St. Louis.

Heh.

I always think about this during my NFL fantasies. I'd love to play in the NFL but I've realized there are very few cities I'd actually love to play in.

[TribalElder]

He will be the best QB out of this draft

[KC_Lee]

Thus begins the Manziel slide.....to Tampa.

[Rain Man]

You could see them putting the chip on Manziel's shoulder backstage.

[ghak99]

ROFL

Awesome.

[Dylan]

let the qb run begin...

[Old Dog]

:eek:
Old Dog calling his shot.

AKA Blind squirrel finds nut

[OldSchool]

Who do you have for #3?

Forgot, lol, I have to find it.

[Sorter]

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/080/641/86f3ee64c2b5dbda5c1a784e3c8822b1.gif

[Rams Fan]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D7aXJ59LsDA/URz2psWjPfI/AAAAAAAAE0c/o-fSZR1IZ_E/s640/sad-i-know-that-feel-bro.png

[MotherfuckerJones]

Fuck LaConfora

[J Diddy]

Blake Bortles looks like what would happen if Ben Roethlisberger and Will Ferrell had a baby.

[Kman34]

You could see them putting the chip on Manziel's shoulder backstage.

He looks pissy already.

[Rams Fan]

I can't imagine how disappointing it must be to get drafted by the NFL and then learn that you have to move to St. Louis.

The 'burbs don't suck.

[Dylan]

LOL...poor Johnny

[BigMeatballDave]

Manziel tears...

[TribalElder]

Raiders are about to get johnny football or Khalil Mack :facepalm:

[Meatloaf]

Forgot, lol, I have to find it.

Never mind, I'm thinking your #3 was Bortles. :D

[kcpasco]

Hahahaha. Manziel just gave that I am gonna rape you whenever I play you look to Jax.

[Bwana]

Bortles ROFL

[notorious]

Lol

[Dante84]

BILLS TRADE!!!

[Mr. Laz]

Jacksonville has a rabid fan base?

[Rain Man]

Ooh. Bills traded up.

[Strongside]

Jacksonville has more fans at their draft party than they did at the stadium all season.

[58-4ever]

He will be the best QB out of this draft

yes. Bortles will be a star

[MotherfuckerJones]

Hey at least they took a fucking chance on a QB. Were pussies

[WhawhaWhat]

Bills getting Mack?

[tk13]

Here come the Bills.

[Dayze]

I do not like Bortles as a prospect, but that pick took ****ing balls. Gabbert failed and they didn't get gunshy.

Meanwhile:

http://oi41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

fucking a right.

pick a QB. fails? pick another. rinse, repeat.
...meanwhile

[htismaqe]

Forgot, lol, I have to find it.

ROFL

[TribalElder]

They take a pocket passer but can't create a pocket ROFL

[Mr. Laz]

bills moving up


Watkins?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/080/641/86f3ee64c2b5dbda5c1a784e3c8822b1.gif

Holy God, she looks hot as fuck here.

I'm going to go make a protein shake. BRB.

[Dante84]

Keep pushing WR's down!!!

[notorious]

Wtf is Beeffalo doing?

[J Diddy]

Jacksonville has a rabid fan base?

Yeah. Those 2 guys can get pretty wild.

[58-4ever]

bills grab shorty Manziel or WATKINS

[Rain Man]

Jacksonville has a rabid fan base?

It's bath salts. Almost the same thing.

[htismaqe]

Never mind, I'm thinking your #3 was Bortles. :D

Exactly.

[Pepe Silvia]

They're turning that chip into a Dorito. --Johnny football

[Kman34]

Sammy Watkins

[Mr. Plow]

Has hog farmer had a breakdown yet?

[ThaVirus]

Bills trade up for whom???????

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

A Jacksonville move if I've ever seen one.

Gabbert, then Bortles. Lol

[Mr. Laz]

Keep pushing WR's down!!!

this

[htismaqe]

Gotta be Watkins.

[58-4ever]

or Mack

[Dayze]

Holy God, she looks hot as **** here.

I'm going to go make a protein shake. BRB.

I don't know who she is, but I love her.

[tk13]

Bills gave up their 1st rounder next year.

[WhawhaWhat]

JEsus that's a nice trade for Cleveland

[Pasta Little Brioni]

A fucking guard at 2 ROFL.

[Mr. Laz]

wow ... Buffalo got raped

[Strongside]

Holy shit buffalo thats a turrible trade.

[Pepe Silvia]

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/080/641/86f3ee64c2b5dbda5c1a784e3c8822b1.gif

10, a fucking 10.

[Rain Man]

Trading up in the first round is always stupid. Always.

[Old Dog]

Watkins is my guess

[MotherfuckerJones]

Cleveland loading up on picks

[ThaVirus]

Smart move by the Bills, I'd say.

[KC_Lee]

Jeez, the Browns owned Buffalo.in that trade.

[TribalElder]

Mack, hthey just drafted a QB a couple years ago

[Pepe Silvia]

Watkins

[Dayze]

fuck

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Watkins is a great player, but that is a damned high price to play. Ray Farmer doing work.

[ThaVirus]

Bills gave up their 1st rounder next year.

Oops, didn't know that.

That is not a good trade by Buffalo..

[TribalElder]

What an ass ramming

Next years first

Pounded

[Dayze]

Watkins is my guess

dang dude.

[Dylan]

wow, expensive pick for Buffalo

[Molitoth]

Hometown

[eDave]

Smart move by the Bills, I'd say.


Who else was eyeing him?

[J Diddy]

Trading up in the first round is always stupid. Always.

We traded up to get Tony Gonzalez.

[tk13]

Watkins is certainly electric... but that's a lot to give up for a WR.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Nice to see other teams take chances.

[displacedinMN]

Jacksonville has a rabid fan base?

I caught that too.


rabid? yeah, right

[BryanBusby]

Browns outdumbed by the Bills.

A draft day miracle

E; whoops got teams mixed up!

[Dayze]

how come we're never the raper, but always the rape-ee

[Hydrae]

The Bills staff knows they will be gone in a year, they are all in for now.

[TribalElder]

Cleveland or Buffalo

You Lose! Enjoy that shithole

Khalil Mack to Oakland

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Strongside]

What an awful trade. I get it that this kid is a playmaker, but the Bills desperately need picks at this stage in their building process.

[Pepe Silvia]

Better hope E.J can stay healthy so he can get him the ball.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Another silly move

[The Franchise]

Watkins with the selfie. ROFL

[RINGLEADER]

Great move by the Bills to screw the Raiders...lol

[stonedstooge]

Buffalo must think they're close.

[htismaqe]

A lot to give up but if he a Manuel gel, they're set for a long time.

[Kman34]

Oakland will take Mack.

[milkman]

Watkins is a great player, but that is a damned high price to play. Ray Farmer doing work.

Learned at the feet of Scott Pioli.

[WhawhaWhat]

Raiders are probably pissed they missed out on Watkins.

http://wickedwildas.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/3876283_o.gif

[RINGLEADER]

Browns insuring they have two of the top 5 picks next year... ;)

[eDave]

ROFL

Buffalo must think they're close.

[TribalElder]

how come we're never the raper, but always the rape-ee

LMAO this

[DTLB58]

Oakland will take Mack.

Or Evans

[BryanBusby]

like why would you spend 2 firsts on a WR in a deep WR draft

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Gotta say I'd probably take Odell Beckham and the 1st over Watkins.

[Dayze]

everyone's great, I'm here to work, gonna give 100%; it's a blessing.

every response.

[Dylan]

from hot weather to the snow belt (Buffalo)...

[Old Dog]

Can't even begin to guess for Oakland, but Matthews would keep my streak alive

[Rain Man]

We traded up to get Tony Gonzalez.

That doesn't count. That's Tony Gonzalez.

[ThaVirus]

Who else was eyeing him?

Oops, didn't know that.

That is not a good trade by Buffalo..

Yeah, I've reneged on my previous post. I had no idea they'd given up what will likely be a top 10 pick.

The fact that they traded so much is dumb, but they're trying to surround their 1st round QB with talent. They picked up Mike Williams and Sammy Watkins with CJ Spiller bouncing back from a down year. They have the makings of a dangerous offense.. Of course, they're Buffalo so we'll have to wait and see how it all shakes out.

[TribalElder]

Oakland will take Mack.

And Alex will take a shit in his pants

[The Franchise]

Gotta say I'd probably take Odell Beckham and the 1st over Watkins.

This.

[chiefs1111]

Wow is all I can say

[Strongside]

Raiders bout to take a super fast kicker.

[Rain Man]

Gotta say I'd probably take Odell Beckham and the 1st over Watkins.

And Odell's mom. Don't forget that she would come with the deal, too.

[kcpasco]

Thank You Buffalo for denying Oakland Watkins.

[OldSchool]

The Bills are going to be explosive as hell next year if Manuel develops correctly.

[TribalElder]

LOL

What was his music?

[Just Passin' By]

In what's been called the deepest WR draft ever, Buffalo give up 2 first round picks and a 4th in order to needlessly trade up for one. NE, NYJ and MIA are all pretty happy right now.

[Old Dog]

missed that one

[Discuss Thrower]

JOIN THE CHAT ROOM GUISE

[TribalElder]

No Johnny

[BossChief]

Shit

[The Franchise]

Fuck.

[Dante84]

Damn, Mack is good

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Mack is going to squat fuck Fisher for the next 3-4 years.

[Rain Man]

Poor guy. He has to be a Raider.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Well Mac k's career is over

[WhawhaWhat]

In what's been called the deepest WR draft ever, Buffalo give up 2 first round picks in order to needlessly trade up for one. NE, NYJ and MIA are all pretty happy right now.

I'm sure they were super worried about the Bills rising up this year already.

[RealSNR]

Wanted them to do something stupid :mad:

[Strongside]

Finally, Oakland makes a non-boneheaded pick in the first round. wow.

[Dayze]

Thank You Buffalo for denying Oakland Watkins.

no shit there.

[BossChief]

Mack to Oakland

[Rasputin]

I was taking a shit when the Raiders were making their pick.

[Kman34]

Well Mac k's career is over

This

[Sorter]

Mack is going to squat fuck Fisher for the next 3-4 years.

LMAO

[The Franchise]

What the fuck is with the baby pictures?

[Meatloaf]

Mack is going to squat **** Fisher for the next 3-4 years.

You boys are in rare form tonight. ROFL

[Stad]

Feel bad for him that he has to go to that disaster of a franchise.

[stonedstooge]

Mack is going to squat **** Fisher for the next 3-4 years.

ROFL

[TribalElder]

Sorry, you have to go to oakland

[Bwana]

Mack is fucked

[kcxiv]

Poor guy. He has to be a Raider.

At least the Raiders sometimes stumble into post season sucess, Chiefs cant even get there accidently.

[OldSchool]

God damnit, why does Mack have to go to Oakland.

[suzzer99]

I miss Al

[Dayze]

JOIN THE CHAT ROOM GUISE

I tried, but I couldn't get in.