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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Jawshco · 10-08-2009, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

I'm going to nominate "Couples Retreat." I haven't seen it, but seeing as it's the footer ad on this page in this thread and stars Vince Vaughn as lead, that's enough for me.

LOL! It does look to have all the ingredients for a disaster. FWIW My Dad went to see Matt Damon's new movie, The Informant, and said it sucks.

I hated UP, but if you like movies about greiving widows, nursing homes, and little boys who are unloved by their parents...then you might like this movie. Some of my co-workers loved it.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-08-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jawshco

Yeah, that was sad when John Goodman died that sudden odd death.

Speaking of which are either of the live action Flinstones movies mentioned on this list? Both were horrid.

Can someone name me one movie of his that was worth two ****s?

Saccopoo · 10-08-2009, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Can someone name me one movie of his that was worth two ****s?

He was in "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" which is brilliant.

Other than that, let's see:

Blues Brothers 2000
Coyote Ugly
King Ralph
One Night at McCools
Speed Racer

although, he did appear in C.H.U.D., so all might be forgiven.

CHIEFS58 · 10-08-2009, 03:11 PM

Clerks 2 was friggin hilarious.

Groves · 10-08-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Can someone name me one movie of his that was worth two ****s?

I assume you mean other than

The Big Lebowski??

Saccopoo · 10-16-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wild1

And you were beating up on me for saying that boondock saints sucked...

JD10367 · 10-16-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

I'm going to nominate "Couples Retreat." I haven't seen it, but seeing as it's the footer ad on this page in this thread and stars Vince Vaughn as lead, that's enough for me.

I dunno, the few scenes I've seen have all involved Kristen Bell in a bikini. I wanna f**k her so bad it makes my danglies ache just thinking about her.

Ever notice that chicks named Kirsten or Kristen are usually hot? Kirsten Dunst, Kirsten Gum, Kristen Bell, Kirsten/Kristen Wiig (she seems to go both ways... he he), Kirsten Prout, Kristen Chenoweth... Has anyone ever met an ugly Kristen/Kirsten?

Delano · 10-16-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I dunno, the few scenes I've seen have all involved Kristen Bell in a bikini. I wanna f**k her so bad it makes my danglies ache just thinking about her.

Ever notice that chicks named Kirsten or Kristen are usually hot? Kirsten Dunst, Kirsten Gum, Kristen Bell, Kirsten/Kristen Wiig (she seems to go both ways... he he), Kirsten Prout, Kristen Chenoweth... Has anyone ever met an ugly Kristen/Kirsten?

Just watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall and get your Kristen Bell bikini fix.

And Dunst is a ditch pig.

Megbert · 10-16-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

He was in "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" which is brilliant.

Other than that, let's see:

Blues Brothers 2000
Coyote Ugly
King Ralph
One Night at McCools
Speed Racer

although, he did appear in C.H.U.D., so all might be forgiven.

DOn't forget Raising Arizona

Scaga · 10-16-2009, 01:15 PM

Caddyshack II

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $1141665	Caddyshack II __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
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