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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Saccopoo · 10-04-2009, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Miles

You expected it to be something decent?

I did. Something at least at the level of Caddyshack 2. I mean, how can you go wrong with Jackie Mason as your protagonist?

**BossChief** · 10-04-2009, 02:54 AM

the core
the happening
the ruins
amityville 4
transporter 2

**Lumpy** · 10-07-2009, 02:50 PM

"Wanted"

I watched this abortion a couple of days ago and when it was over I wanted the 1.5 hrs back that I lost. I mean, come on... dude rigged the rats to explode?!

I think the writer's got high and watched way too many Robot Chicken episodes before writing the script.

whoman69 · 10-07-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

the fifteen year old in question was Demi Moore

Demi Moore played Michael Caine's daughter. Michelle Johnson played Caine's love interest in that movie.

88TG88 · 10-07-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerm

I'm late to the thread but...

- Children of the Living Dead
- The Haunting
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Super Mario Bros.
- Mortal Kombat: Anihilation (sp?)

There's a lot more, just what I thought of right now.
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i forgot about that one

CoMoChief · 10-07-2009, 04:44 PM

Lady in the Water has to be up there. HORRIBLE movie

**Tribal Warfare** · 10-07-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

"Wanted"

I watched this abortion a couple of days ago and when it was over I wanted the 1.5 hrs back that I lost. I mean, come on... dude rigged the rats to explode?!

I think the writer's got high and watched way too many Robot Chicken episodes before writing the script.

It's based off a comic book

**Rain Man** · 10-07-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

I see your Fish who saved Pittsburgh...

and raise you Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts club band. George Burns sings!

Sgt. Pepper isn't a bad movie, at least by the standards that I use. It's bizarre, but it's an interesting kind of bizarre. It's a great historical glimpse of the height of disco, as narrated by the guy who narrated The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. It's worth watching if you value eccentricity.

Pioli Zombie · 10-07-2009, 05:25 PM

"One Crazy Summer" with John Cusack, Demi Moore, Bobcat Goldthwait and Curtis Armstrong. Sweet Moses!!!!!
Awful movie
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CoMoChief · 10-07-2009, 05:56 PM

Dude Where's My Car was a ****ing horrible movie. They were hoping to ride the American Pie Stifler wave that ran across America. Stifler was the new "funny man"

Delano · 10-07-2009, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

and Rosario Dawson is hot

I think she out hotted Jessica Alba in Sin City

Oh no you didn't.

Delano · 10-07-2009, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

**** John Goodman and **** that movie.

Have some respect for the dead for Christ's sakes.

Pioli Zombie · 10-07-2009, 10:30 PM

"The Medicare Part B Billing Training Guide". Terrible. Extremely Boring.
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Jawshco · 10-08-2009, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Delano

Have some respect for the dead for Christ's sakes.

Yeah, that was sad when John Goodman died that sudden odd death.

Speaking of which are either of the live action Flinstones movies mentioned on this list? Both were horrid.

Saccopoo · 10-08-2009, 01:13 AM

I'm going to nominate "Couples Retreat." I haven't seen it, but seeing as it's the footer ad on this page in this thread and stars Vince Vaughn as lead, that's enough for me.

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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Lumpy Supporter Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: On a yellow brick road. Casino cash: $9434900	"Wanted" I watched this abortion a couple of days ago and when it was over I wanted the 1.5 hrs back that I lost. I mean, come on... dude rigged the rats to explode?! I think the writer's got high and watched way too many Robot Chicken episodes before writing the script.
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Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	"One Crazy Summer" with John Cusack, Demi Moore, Bobcat Goldthwait and Curtis Armstrong. Sweet Moses!!!!! Awful movie Posted via Mobile Device
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10-07-2009, 05:56 PM	#400
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7672254	Dude Where's My Car was a ****ing horrible movie. They were hoping to ride the American Pie Stifler wave that ran across America. Stifler was the new "funny man"
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10-08-2009, 01:13 AM	#405
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	I'm going to nominate "Couples Retreat." I haven't seen it, but seeing as it's the footer ad on this page in this thread and stars Vince Vaughn as lead, that's enough for me.
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