Would you rather have testicular contusion or lose Mahomes for the year?

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Spott

It’s crazy how the smallest hit in the right place can knock you to your knees. Taking a cue ball or a baseball to the nuts sounds like the worst pain imaginable. I used to have a friend in high school that would perpetually rack himself while skateboarding and get so pissed off afterwards once he recovered. That shit just made me laugh twice as hard which would just piss him off even more.

I thought beanbag hurt until I took a skipper to the tip of my junk.

Screwing around during practice; playing SS without a cup. Our big hitter just tops the shit out of one. I thought I had a read on a pretty standard, if hard hit, bunny hop. So I come up on it a little and that thing had so much top spin that it just never rose on the hop - didn't so much as get the tip of my glove on it and it just gets aaaaaaallllll mushroom cap.

A bruised peckerhead is no fun at all.