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Old 09-13-2023, 11:34 AM  
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Would you rather have testicular contusion or lose Mahomes for the year?

Listening to ESPN Radio this morning, Mike Greenberg and company was discussing this baseball injury. A ball to the nuts caused a "testicular contusion"


The question they asked was would you rather have a "testicular contusion" or lose your starting quarterback for the year ala Aaron Rodgers?

So a major hit in the nuts or losing Mahomes for the year, which one would you choose?
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Old 09-13-2023, 12:35 PM   #16
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Old 09-13-2023, 12:40 PM   #17
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Reminds me of a night when I was playing pool with my friend Tom. He broke, hard, and when he did one of balls flew off the table and hit me right in the jewels. Dropped me instantly. **** that hurt.

Of course, I'll never forget his reaction when he came over to check on me.

HAHAHA Hey Tim HAHAHA are you HAHAHA okay?

Would have made a great YouTube video had it not predated camera phones and YouTube.
It’s crazy how the smallest hit in the right place can knock you to your knees. Taking a cue ball or a baseball to the nuts sounds like the worst pain imaginable. I used to have a friend in high school that would perpetually rack himself while skateboarding and get so pissed off afterwards once he recovered. That shit just made me laugh twice as hard which would just piss him off even more.
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Old 09-13-2023, 12:43 PM   #18
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It’s crazy how the smallest hit in the right place can knock you to your knees. Taking a cue ball or a baseball to the nuts sounds like the worst pain imaginable. I used to have a friend in high school that would perpetually rack himself while skateboarding and get so pissed off afterwards once he recovered. That shit just made me laugh twice as hard which would just piss him off even more.
You'd think at some point he would have learned to wear a cup.

From my experience, I learned not to stand beside the business end of a pool table when a big drunk guy with anger issues was breaking.
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Old 09-13-2023, 12:49 PM   #19
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Old 09-13-2023, 12:52 PM   #20
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Old 09-13-2023, 12:56 PM   #21
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Old 09-13-2023, 12:57 PM   #22
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Isle drunk 2 that!!!!!!
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Old 09-13-2023, 12:57 PM   #23
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Old 09-13-2023, 01:11 PM   #24
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Old 09-13-2023, 01:21 PM   #25
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Old 09-13-2023, 01:45 PM   #27
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Would need a hella good scope!
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Considering that watching the Chiefs play w/o Mahomes would be like getting kicked in the nuts for 3 hours every Sunday, i'd much rather take my ball bruise and at least have the enjoyment of watching Mahomes play.
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Old 09-13-2023, 02:00 PM   #29
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