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View Poll Results: Which would you rather have? | |||
Testicular Contusion |
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36 | 70.59% |
Losing Mahomes for the year |
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15 | 29.41% |
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Would you rather have testicular contusion or lose Mahomes for the year?
Listening to ESPN Radio this morning, Mike Greenberg and company was discussing this baseball injury. A ball to the nuts caused a "testicular contusion"
The question they asked was would you rather have a "testicular contusion" or lose your starting quarterback for the year ala Aaron Rodgers? So a major hit in the nuts or losing Mahomes for the year, which one would you choose? |
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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give me the nut bruise
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Did you hear what I said?
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Not like you are using them anyway.
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#20 |
Thank you
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I would let someone shoot my penis with a hollow point bullet if it meant Patrick Mahomes would stay healthy
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
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The only person with a testicular contusion will be Trevor Lawrence after Jones and Co knock his dick in the dirt.
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Life is changing..
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Is Gracie the one kicking me?
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#25 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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You're assuming he has any
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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A hollow point for a hallow wienie
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#28 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Considering that watching the Chiefs play w/o Mahomes would be like getting kicked in the nuts for 3 hours every Sunday, i'd much rather take my ball bruise and at least have the enjoyment of watching Mahomes play.
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#29 |
Are you ready to Rumble?
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U only need one nut
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Chiefs Kingdom is more important than my nuts.
I'll be taking one for the team... |
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