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View Poll Results: Which would you rather have? | |||
Testicular Contusion |
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36 | 70.59% |
Losing Mahomes for the year |
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15 | 29.41% |
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Would you rather have testicular contusion or lose Mahomes for the year?
Listening to ESPN Radio this morning, Mike Greenberg and company was discussing this baseball injury. A ball to the nuts caused a "testicular contusion"
The question they asked was would you rather have a "testicular contusion" or lose your starting quarterback for the year ala Aaron Rodgers? So a major hit in the nuts or losing Mahomes for the year, which one would you choose? |
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I hate the offseason. Oh wait
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That didn't hurt
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I'd pull a Ronnie Lott and have the bruised ball surgically removed. No way I'd vote to lose Mahomes for a year.
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HIT DEEZ NUTS
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I'd rather have your thread starting privileges revoked.
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A kid on my pop warner team told us about how he woke up insane pain and it felt like his balls were twisted up into a tight ball. He had to have some kind of surgery. You never forget a thing like that.
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Sometimes you have to take one for the team.
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Reminds me of my first marriage.
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Reminds me of a night when I was playing pool with my friend Tom. He broke, hard, and when he did one of balls flew off the table and hit me right in the jewels. Dropped me instantly. **** that hurt.
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Screwing around during practice; playing SS without a cup. Our big hitter just tops the shit out of one. I thought I had a read on a pretty standard, if hard hit, bunny hop. So I come up on it a little and that thing had so much top spin that it just never rose on the hop - didn't so much as get the tip of my glove on it and it just gets aaaaaaallllll mushroom cap. A bruised peckerhead is no fun at all.
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