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Old 04-07-2023, 08:06 PM  
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A fantastic excuse for getting out of a speeding ticket. This has been your daily PSA. Carry on.
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:07 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:11 PM   #3
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I'd shit my pants to get out of a ticket no question
Just shit on the cop.
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:13 PM   #4
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Just shit on the cop.
What if you just stick your hands in your pants and pull it out and say "see!"?
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:14 PM   #5
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:14 PM   #6
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What if you just stick your hands in your pants and pull it out and say "see!"?
If I even smell anything approaching the window it’s an automática warning and “have a nice day”
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:14 PM   #7
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What if you just stick your hands in your pants and pull it out and say "see!"?
Perfect idea
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:19 PM   #8
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Perfect idea
Hope you have some good cleaners for that steering wheel and a strong stomach.
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:22 PM   #9
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I could definitely use this and tell the officer my anus is prolapsed. I'd show them some of my posts on here as proof
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Old 04-07-2023, 08:29 PM   #10
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Old 04-07-2023, 09:09 PM   #11
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Old 04-07-2023, 09:24 PM   #12
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Make a fake dr license, only make it real blurry. When the officer is struggling to bring it into focus, ask him/her/them Are u alright officer.
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Old 04-07-2023, 09:54 PM   #13
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Old 04-08-2023, 09:42 AM   #14
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I had a friend that had a colostomy and used it more than once to get put of a speeding ticket. You'd be surprised how often cops are reluctant to argue when he'd tell them the bag was full.
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Old 04-08-2023, 10:17 AM   #15
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