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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Oct 2007
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I'd shit my pants to get out of a ticket no question
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Hockey Town
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In Search of a Life
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
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This is a shitty thread
carry on
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Hockey Town
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Pedantic
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Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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I could definitely use this and tell the officer my anus is prolapsed. I'd show them some of my posts on here as proof
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Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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My asshole fell out!
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MVP
Join Date: May 2001
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Be sure to be picking your nose and bring that big fat juicy booger out the nostril right as they come up to the window as well. Leave it on your finger.
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Starter
Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: SW Missouri
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Make a fake dr license, only make it real blurry. When the officer is struggling to bring it into focus, ask him/her/them Are u alright officer.
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Join Date: Mar 2021
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That's racist
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I had a friend that had a colostomy and used it more than once to get put of a speeding ticket. You'd be surprised how often cops are reluctant to argue when he'd tell them the bag was full.
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Join Date: Mar 2021
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Racist cop down vote
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